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General Category => For Sale => Topic started by: treehugger on April 26, 2009, 10:59:37 PM

Title: Bloody fingernail
Post by: treehugger on April 26, 2009, 10:59:37 PM: Who wants the part of my fingernail that was ripped off this morning? It has my dried blood on it so you can always leave it at your next crime scene to place the blame on me.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Drugmoth on April 26, 2009, 11:05:24 PM: $5. And no bitching if I actually DO leave it at a crimescene.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: ttfg on April 26, 2009, 11:09:07 PM: It is pointy enough to use as a toothpick ?
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: mosh on April 27, 2009, 07:08:24 AM: can I scratch my ballsac with it?
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: treehugger on April 27, 2009, 01:28:30 PM: Quote from: Drugmoth on April 26, 2009, 11:05:24 PM
$5. And no bitching if I actually DO leave it at a crimescene.

I would need more than $5 for the risk of becoming some bull dyke's new bitch.

Quote from: homeless-joe on April 26, 2009, 11:09:07 PM
It is pointy enough to use as a toothpick ?

Yes

Quote from: Mosh on April 27, 2009, 07:08:24 AM
can I scratch my ballsac with it?

Sure
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: ttfg on April 27, 2009, 01:58:00 PM: Mail to :

PO Box 194
Holland Park West
Brisbane QLD Aust.
4121

There will be no compensation.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Thrash on April 27, 2009, 02:41:39 PM: Or, Mail To:
5006-2 San Juan Ave
Jacksonville, Fl 32210
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: ttfg on April 27, 2009, 02:45:50 PM: Trying to steal my toejam eh....fucker.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Thrash on April 27, 2009, 03:06:02 PM: *EG*
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Post by: DEVIANT on April 27, 2009, 03:43:47 PM: need pics
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Thrash on April 27, 2009, 05:16:24 PM: (http://www.deborahschultz.com/deblog/images/e_elmo.gif)(http://www.threadart.com/images/C07104D.jpg)
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: DEVIANT on April 29, 2009, 05:58:01 PM: Quote from: Thrash on April 27, 2009, 05:16:24 PM
(http://www.deborahschultz.com/deblog/images/e_elmo.gif)(http://www.threadart.com/images/C07104D.jpg)

pics of the fingernail ::)
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: treehugger on April 29, 2009, 10:52:50 PM: Damn I can't sell it now. My dog ate it and I'm not digging around in her shit to find it.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: ttfg on April 29, 2009, 10:54:08 PM: You will make more with a used tampon anyways.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: taiko on April 30, 2009, 08:54:46 AM: Quote from: treehugger on April 29, 2009, 10:52:50 PM
Damn I can't sell it now. My dog ate it and I'm not digging around in her shit to find it.
I think your target market is still the same, actually.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: tricky on April 30, 2009, 09:48:31 AM: Quote from: homeless-joe on April 29, 2009, 10:54:08 PM
You will make more with a used tampon anyways.

All I'm saying is, I have my period right now... *ahem*
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: mosh on April 30, 2009, 10:33:38 AM: Ohhh I could go for some period sex right now...
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: tricky on April 30, 2009, 10:36:15 AM: Katie and bagman do not approve of that statement.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: psychopathetic on April 30, 2009, 01:15:07 PM: Nor Danzig.
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Post by: Drugmoth on April 30, 2009, 01:18:28 PM: Ewwww.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Thrash on April 30, 2009, 05:08:46 PM: *steps up*

Fine; I'LL DO IT!
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: bagman on May 05, 2009, 10:13:45 PM: Quote from: tricky on April 30, 2009, 10:36:15 AM
Katie and bagman do not approve of that statement.

Thing is, I don't have to get my real dick dirty anymore when it comes to riding the hershey highway. Oh wait... red waves, red dawn, crimson tide or whatever the hell you call that grotesque, bloody flow.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Drugmoth on May 07, 2009, 12:51:59 AM: Try and be more creepy, Kyle, TRY!
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: bagman on May 07, 2009, 01:49:57 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on May 07, 2009, 12:51:59 AM
Try and be more creepy, Kyle, TRY!

I am fairly certain you guys aren't ready for that.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Drugmoth on May 07, 2009, 02:49:02 AM: You probably assume correctly.
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Post by: ttfg on May 07, 2009, 05:13:56 AM: For some reason, online, males can not creep me out... women however. .. ..
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Nitya on May 08, 2009, 05:35:14 PM: Quote from: homeless-joe on May 07, 2009, 05:13:56 AM
For some reason, online, males can not creep me out... women however. .. ..
No one creeps me out online, many people irl.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: ttfg on May 08, 2009, 05:45:51 PM: Youre still a little girl. In 2 years I will block you on skype.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: taiko on May 08, 2009, 09:14:17 PM: Quote from: homeless-joe on May 08, 2009, 05:45:51 PM
Youre still a little girl. In 2 years I will block you on skype.
Probably should do that the other way around, dude.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: treehugger on May 08, 2009, 11:12:37 PM: Only one online person has been able to creep me out. He just happens to be a crippled hippie.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: FAH-Q on May 09, 2009, 03:59:00 PM: That's no way to talk about Zoomie.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: taiko on May 09, 2009, 04:19:42 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on May 09, 2009, 03:59:00 PM
That's no way to talk about Zoomie.
woah!
i was going to make this same post!
But then I didn't, because Zoomie is only crippled EMOTIONALLY.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: mosh on May 10, 2009, 04:18:38 AM: Quote from: treehugger on May 08, 2009, 11:12:37 PM
Only one online person has been able to creep me out. He just happens to be a crippled hippie.

I could probaby creep you out, if I wanted to. I think anyone could creep out anyone else with a little effort.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Emperor Reagan on May 10, 2009, 09:47:06 AM: Quote from: Mosh on May 10, 2009, 04:18:38 AM
Quote from: treehugger on May 08, 2009, 11:12:37 PM
Only one online person has been able to creep me out. He just happens to be a crippled hippie.

I could probaby creep you out, if I wanted to. I think anyone could creep out anyone else with a little effort.

Please try.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Nitya on May 10, 2009, 05:02:13 PM: Quote from: treehugger on May 08, 2009, 11:12:37 PM
Only one online person has been able to creep me out. He just happens to be a crippled hippie.
He even types like a cripple.
It annoys me.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: ttfg on May 10, 2009, 05:33:41 PM: He's fat, old and his penis barely works....and you want to pick on his typing too !!??!? Fuck that's cold.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Nitya on May 10, 2009, 05:49:06 PM: Quote from: homeless-joe on May 10, 2009, 05:33:41 PM
He's fat, old and his penis barely works....and you want to pick on his typing too !!??!? Fuck that's cold.
maybe the minors he loves so much could teach him.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: taiko on May 10, 2009, 07:24:40 PM: (http://www.synthstuff.com/mt/archives/bertrand-miner.jpg)

???
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: treehugger on May 11, 2009, 12:10:40 AM: Quote from: Sakhi on May 10, 2009, 05:49:06 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on May 10, 2009, 05:33:41 PM
He's fat, old and his penis barely works....and you want to pick on his typing too !!??!? Fuck that's cold.
maybe the minors he loves so much could teach him.

I'm glad he decided to leave me alone. I think it's because he found out my age - I'm too old for him.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: ttfg on May 11, 2009, 12:22:34 AM: You will be my youngest victim.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: tricky on May 11, 2009, 12:39:34 AM: Quote from: treehugger on May 11, 2009, 12:10:40 AM
Quote from: Sakhi on May 10, 2009, 05:49:06 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on May 10, 2009, 05:33:41 PM
He's fat, old and his penis barely works....and you want to pick on his typing too !!??!? Fuck that's cold.
maybe the minors he loves so much could teach him.

I'm glad he decided to leave me alone. I think it's because he found out my age - I'm too old for him.

You guys are talking about Tru, right?
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: treehugger on May 11, 2009, 12:49:33 AM: I'm not touching that forum drama. No, the creeper in question lurks around in HF when not at the playgrounds.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: tricky on May 11, 2009, 12:53:02 AM: Maybe it's Tru but with a different name!
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: ttfg on May 11, 2009, 12:53:58 AM: Oh the joys of cross site conflicting in jokes. I must admit though when minors were introduced, I thought i had been reading it wrong from the start.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Nitya on May 23, 2009, 06:27:12 PM: Would I be wrong to say I like Tru?
Ignoring the whole killing raccoons.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: mosh on May 23, 2009, 07:04:35 PM: Quote from: Sakhi on May 23, 2009, 06:27:12 PM
Would I be wrong to say I like Tru?
Ignoring the whole killing raccoons.

No.

But remember, like Zoomie, or even myself, he is a dirty old man.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Vindictive89 on May 23, 2009, 07:21:30 PM: Quote from: Sakhi on May 08, 2009, 05:35:14 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on May 07, 2009, 05:13:56 AM
For some reason, online, males can not creep me out... women however. .. ..
No one creeps me out online, many people irl.

There's one person that I met online that creeps the fuck out of me. He has a tickling fetish, and he uses a waterpick to tickle himself. I saw it, and it had blood all over it.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Zoomie on May 24, 2009, 06:17:59 PM: Quote from: Mosh on May 23, 2009, 07:04:35 PM
But remember, like Zoomie, or even myself, he is a dirty old man.

STOP HELPING ME!!!
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: tricky on May 24, 2009, 06:58:16 PM: Quote from: Sakhi on May 23, 2009, 06:27:12 PM
Would I be wrong to say I like Tru?
Ignoring the whole killing raccoons.

If he tells you he has candy and puppies in his car, don't believe him. RUN!
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Nitya on May 25, 2009, 05:27:27 AM: Quote from: tricky on May 24, 2009, 06:58:16 PM
If he tells you he has candy and puppies in his car, don't believe him. RUN!
Marcus Brigstocke - Kids (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=49tR7mIxnUQ#hq)
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Tru on May 30, 2009, 02:09:32 PM: (http://media.npr.org/programs/wesat/features/2006/feb/emoticon.jpg)

No puppies but I do have baby kitties!

(http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7925148695/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/03/31/happy-face.jpg)

Hey ya wanna see?
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: mosh on May 30, 2009, 10:39:23 PM: Quote from: treehugger on April 26, 2009, 10:59:37 PM
Who wants the part of my fingernail that was ripped off this morning? It has my dried blood on it so you can always leave it at your next crime scene to place the blame on me.

No, but I'll take a bloody vagina.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Thrash on June 12, 2009, 05:37:29 PM: ... I'll take that sack of smashed assholes
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: mosh on June 13, 2009, 11:15:47 PM: yeah, well, you would.

Where did treehugger go? I wanted to ask to show me her tits...
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Thrash on June 14, 2009, 01:28:00 AM: Ask Zoomie ...
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Post by: ttfg on June 14, 2009, 02:00:40 PM: MINE !! ALL MINE !!
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Thrash on June 14, 2009, 02:55:06 PM: Did you ask Zoomie first?
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Post by: ttfg on June 14, 2009, 11:18:30 PM: You know, In a indirect way...I did.
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: Thrash on June 15, 2009, 01:05:18 AM: So, where does that leave you now?
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Post by: ttfg on June 15, 2009, 01:10:23 AM: Closer than Zoomie.
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Post by: mosh on June 15, 2009, 08:15:38 AM: metaphysically or geographically?
Title: Re: Bloody fingernail
Post by: ttfg on June 15, 2009, 01:19:14 PM: Both before the years end.