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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Drugmoth on April 27, 2009, 04:45:10 PM
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Is your ex in an emo band?
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She loved emo music. I came close to vomiting several times.
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Got any nudes of her ?
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Nope. All sex tapes were destroyed when I tried to off myself.
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Thats a good way to depress yourself.
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What is?
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Nope. All sex tapes were destroyed when I tried to off myself.
Fag ...
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Hey now, I don't wanna leave all that shit lying around for just anyone to find and spread around.
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That would be a GIFT Danzig, a GIFT.
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I know, right?
What'd you care, you'd be dead ...
Hopefully, she will be before long as well ...
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your ex broke up with you so you destroyed the sex tapes
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...through a certain website where someone named LuvDix68 sent me this message:
my friend said
i should stop
they all said i should stop
it was taking over my life
i lost everything
omg i lost everything
ALL BECAUSE
OF ONE STUPID THING
YOU WANNA KNOW
WHAT IT WAS
DO YOU
HUH!?
IT WAS YOU
ALWAYS YOUUUUUUU
I THOUGHT IY WAS FOREVERR
I have this little hunch that it just might be my ex, and I hope it is because it makes me REALLY happy knowing I fucked up her life so much! And I think she might have been drunk, due to the spelling errors.
nice, until she sneaks in your house with a knife.
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my brother's ex did that
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my brother's ex did that
and? AND?
Christ, you can't just leave us hanging!
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Christ, you can't just leave us hanging!
she totally can, and she totally will.
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your ex broke up with you so you destroyed the sex tapes
No no no, that's no good reason to destroy them.
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Finally, we agree ...
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Is your ex in an emo band?
Sounds like she's the whole emo band.
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Wait ...
Why did you destroy them then?
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Turns out the message was just from so weird chick I don't know.
Thrash: Because I didn't want to leave such a thing lying around for my family to find if I had ended up dead, or worse, fuck myself up permanently and end up having to be hospitalized for a long ass time and having them find it while I was ALIVE. I do regret it though :-/
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Thats a good way to depress yourself.
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...or worse, fuck myself up permanently and end up having to be hospitalized for a long ass time and having the tape looped constantly, to remind me of when I was really alive.
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ROFL
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so I take it no sex was had as a result of said message
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You take it correctly, good sir.
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You take it correctly, good sir.
If this shit had happened to Kyle, we would have gotten 8 pages of fuck stories by now, danzig.
You are so lame.
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Dude, I'm not actively seeking sex. That would change the whole situation.
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You are so lame.
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If this shit had happened to Kyle, we would have gotten 8 pages of fuck stories by now, danzig.
You are so lame.
i just did a really quiet little "i'm at work and can't laugh loudly" laugh/ smirk.
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IAWACLLLS!!!
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Yup
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You take it correctly, good sir.
What a fucking waste of time thread this turned out to be
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Oh, sorry, I forget that you have uber-important threads to attend to. Run along now.