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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: The Geek on April 27, 2009, 05:05:38 PM

Title: Swine Flu
Post by: The Geek on April 27, 2009, 05:05:38 PM
We're all crawling with disease in the New World.

So who wants me to cough in a handkerchief and send it to our friends overseas ala pox blankets?
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Thrash on April 27, 2009, 05:21:21 PM
(http://n3t.net/humor/1497_blackhumor_just_nbsp_do_nbsp_it.jpg)
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: mosh on April 28, 2009, 04:07:42 AM
Me please me please me please...
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Doormouse on April 28, 2009, 11:56:47 AM
I love the use of the word swine. When was the last time you could use that word in serious conversation?

Swine.

Awesome.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: FAH-Q on April 28, 2009, 02:44:18 PM
I love the use of the word swine. When was the last time you could use that word in serious conversation?

You mean other than when talking about five-oh?
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Doormouse on April 28, 2009, 02:47:46 PM
Haha. Good call.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Libertine on April 28, 2009, 02:49:30 PM
I've had a sinus infection for like a week and a half.  Should I self-quarantine?
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: taiko on April 28, 2009, 07:21:51 PM
The viruses contain genetic pieces from four different virus sources...

North American swine influenza
North American avian influenza
human influenza
Asia and Europe swine influenza

I found that interesting.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: ttfg on April 28, 2009, 07:26:33 PM
Pigs who have been eating bird shit...then live exported..breeding or pig to pig transfer...then to human ? hmm. Thats my first guess.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: FAH-Q on April 28, 2009, 07:28:26 PM
Nah, gov't conspiracy.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: ttfg on April 28, 2009, 07:30:16 PM
The gov owns the meds  ? .. Follow the money.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: taiko on April 28, 2009, 07:33:25 PM
Pigs who have been eating bird shit...then live exported..breeding or pig to pig transfer...then to human ? hmm. Thats my first guess.
http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2009/04/world-health-organization-raises-pandemic-alert-level.ars (http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2009/04/world-health-organization-raises-pandemic-alert-level.ars)
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Pigs are a common host for generating mixed-lineage viruses such as the current one, as they have a sugar combination that allows them to play host to both avian and mammalian viral strains.

Also (reference for the prior post's informational source):
http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2009/04/understanding-the-outbreak-an-influenza-biology-primer.ars (http://arstechnica.com/science/news/2009/04/understanding-the-outbreak-an-influenza-biology-primer.ars)
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Doormouse on April 28, 2009, 07:35:39 PM
Virology is honestly fascinating. The more biology a person learns the more bullshit like creationism falls away. I encourage all interest in biology.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: ttfg on April 28, 2009, 07:39:12 PM
Virology is honestly fascinating. The more biology a person learns the more bullshit like creationism falls away. I encourage all interest in biology.
So, If I can't thank god for eitje.... I guess I have to thank the chicken.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: taiko on April 28, 2009, 07:49:27 PM
Virology is honestly fascinating.
Had it not been for "Drug Wars" on the TI-82, I would have gone into virology.  I was specifically interested in bacteriophages.

(The BASIC language on the TI-82 was slightly different from the BASIC used by the TI-85.  So, when a friend copied the game onto my calculator, it didn't work.  I decided to try to fix it, however, which showed me that programming computers was pretty easy.)
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Doormouse on April 28, 2009, 08:12:32 PM
Ah the TI-82. I think I may be the only person to have ever completed The TI-82 Legend of Zelda. It was a truly horrible game. I certainly wouldn't have been plying it if I didn't have Orgo to study.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Libertine on April 28, 2009, 08:40:00 PM
I started using a TI-82 in the 5th grade and have been ever since (TI-83 now) and I'm 24 now.  I can still program on it very well.  Whenever I take math/science courses or work with numbers I always write programs to do the busy work for me so I can just plug and chug faster.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: taiko on April 28, 2009, 09:03:48 PM
I think the TI-83 is basically the love-child of the 82 (usability) and the 85 (power).

Here's an app you guys will like:
http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/84/8442.html (http://www.ticalc.org/archives/files/fileinfo/84/8442.html)

I'll post it in the "free downloads" section as well.
It needs a ROM, but you can find those everywhere, these days.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: FAH-Q on April 28, 2009, 09:05:49 PM
Nerds.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Zoomie on April 28, 2009, 09:16:35 PM
(http://www.horrordvds.com/reviews/misc/pictures/nerds.jpg)
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: kc on April 28, 2009, 09:18:37 PM
my husband kinda looks like robert carradine when he doesn't have a goatee.

i had a TI-85. i thought it was NEATO.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Drugmoth on April 28, 2009, 09:56:24 PM
Did we really need a third thread on this subject?

OMG SWINE FLU IS GONNA GET US ALL!!!! PANIC PANIC PANIC!!!! THE ONLY VACCINE IS LOTS OF DXM!!!!
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: ttfg on April 28, 2009, 09:57:50 PM
the meds suply outstrips the demand in a true pandemic.... so yeah, you might want to panic next week.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: taiko on April 28, 2009, 10:00:28 PM
This thread is plainly about calculators, danzig.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Drugmoth on April 28, 2009, 10:02:15 PM
Plainly? You mean "clearly"? I am teh eitja cannot no speak clean england.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: ttfg on April 28, 2009, 10:06:35 PM
Shut up hip.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: FAH-Q on April 28, 2009, 10:07:02 PM
What's wrong with "plainly"?
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: taiko on April 28, 2009, 10:47:17 PM
What's wrong with "plainly"?
Google says "nothing (http://www.google.com/search?q=define%3Aplainly)".
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Doormouse on April 29, 2009, 12:39:35 AM
Although, let me say I enjoyed the fact that Danzig was able to get so close to the edge of incomprehensibility there. Good show in a way.

Now back to the main topic: I had a TI-82 dongle for a while that could be used to dl games. I actually don't know where my TI-82 is at the moment. Good summer project for me.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 02:13:01 AM
Fuck the dictionary.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: mosh on April 29, 2009, 05:04:04 AM
If you drill a very small hole through it, I bet you can fuck the dictionary...
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 08:23:37 AM
If you drill a very small hole through it, I bet you can fuck the dictionary...

If by "very small" you mean a hole with the length and girth of a rabbit hole, than yes, I might be able to.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: mosh on April 29, 2009, 08:38:34 AM
If you gotta brag about it, you aint got it.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 10:41:16 AM
If you gotta brag about it, you aint got it.

Not necessarily. I already posted my actual size several times by now and I don't mind bragging a little because it's one of the few things I can be proud of these days.  At least proud that it isn't shorter than average. 
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: psychopathetic on April 29, 2009, 03:05:43 PM
pix plz
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: FAH-Q on April 29, 2009, 03:06:25 PM
no thx plz
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: psychopathetic on April 29, 2009, 03:07:36 PM
don't be jealous, si. we want to see yours, too.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 03:20:53 PM
What Sarah said.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Drugmoth on April 29, 2009, 05:48:30 PM
pix plz

Want a clip of me blowing a huge load?
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: ttfg on April 29, 2009, 06:19:12 PM
Anybody want to see mine ? I have a pic thats 10 years old. It hasent changed at all.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: Zoomie on April 29, 2009, 08:58:38 PM
Mine is so old that it sags. Looks like my foreskin grew back. And it's very, very small. So small that I'm thinking of asking the moth circling my porchlight if she wants to join me for a drink...
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: psychopathetic on April 29, 2009, 09:41:10 PM
yes yes yes. i want to see them all.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: dorky on April 29, 2009, 09:53:44 PM
Although, let me say I enjoyed the fact that Danzig was able to get so close to the edge of incomprehensibility there.
Good show in a way.

Now back to the main topic: I had a TI-82 dongle for a while that could be used to dl games.
I actually don't know where my TI-82 is at the moment. Good summer project for me.

(http://www.vex.net/~guru/ti/ti994.jpg)
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 10:55:47 PM
yes yes yes. i want to see them all.

Sarah is correct, as usual.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: ttfg on April 29, 2009, 10:57:48 PM
When I find a reason to download Photoshop, I will send them it to you.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 10:58:47 PM
Why do you need PS to send dick pix?
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: ttfg on April 29, 2009, 10:59:57 PM
To remove the face of the chick infront of it.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: psychopathetic on April 29, 2009, 11:01:21 PM
He probably wants to add a lens flare or sparkles or some shit.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: tricky on April 29, 2009, 11:42:17 PM
True.

Rainbow gradient your balls.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: ttfg on April 30, 2009, 12:00:36 AM
I was thinking about fisheye myself.
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: daisymae on April 30, 2009, 09:55:12 PM
You should make it into a light saber...
Title: Re: Swine Flu
Post by: ttfg on April 30, 2009, 10:03:34 PM
Pork swords don't make good lightsabers.

or

My peinis is full of midichlorians.