Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: tricky on May 04, 2009, 10:58:59 AM
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Tell me. I want to know.
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at a wedding.
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Last partner: Myspace
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Pub.
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The internet, because I'm a loser. I want to meet people in non-internet-land.
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hmm. Losers do it online eh....
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When that's practically the only way one knows how to meet people, yeah a little bit. (this is me)
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The net is the new real life. You know this. You also know how to talk to humans irl. The net is taking over irl first contact ( not realy true....but..). You would kick the ass of any noob woman online.
Thats about all i got without getting into the whole " you are so nice blahblahblah shit. " .
Have you thought about getting implants ?
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I think she's just looking for a few pointers here ...
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We did that thread already ? I thought. There is no way to meet new people without being around new people, online or offline. ... its a very short topic.
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We were introduced by a "friend". I fixed him, though. We do not speak his name in private and he shall publicly remain nameless until his remains are discovered, which will be never because I know what I'm doing.
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Zoomie killed his last partner.
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I have met a couple of guys at bars.
I should join a club or something.
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Speed dating is great. You meet lots of people. and you leave happy in the thought that youre not as pathetic as some of the other people/most of the other people. This is a serious suggestion. It can be fun for the cynicial mind.
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Speed dating is great. You meet lots of people. and you leave happy in the thought that youre not as pathetic as some of the other people/most of the other people. This is a serious suggestion. It can be fun for the cynicial mind.
Out of curiousity, are you married/dating/single?
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Single.
Another suggestion.
Do NYC like a tourist for a month. You might run into a backpacker for some fun, or a local/new to NYC. Worst case is you fall for somebody who isnt local.
edit. by tourist i mean Empire State Building, Ellis Island blahblahblah.
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Zoomie killed his last partner.
Wrong. But I admit to nothing.
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Facebook. Been together 4 years.
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You and her... or you and facebook ?
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I want to go speed dating! FOR REALZ!
I met my exboyfriend Aasim when he came up to me at a bar and said, "I want to drape your naked body in velvet," and I almost punched him in the face. I have a phobia against velvet and I think someone told him that I loved velvet.
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I want to try speed dating too. The 40 year Old Virgin makes it look fun.
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sasha met me online. :D
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I want to try speed dating too. The 40 year Old Virgin makes it look fun.
You just wanna fuck Katherine Keener. Well, I do to.
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sasha met me online. :D
Yea, when online was still Prodigy.
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when ICQ was cool, and AIM sucked.
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I thought we weren't speaking those names in here ...
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we were introduced by a mutual friend at a local bar, while he was weekending here visiting family, 'twas the night after a long stretch of arguing with my previous boyfriend and the night before said ex and i broke up. kept seeing him on stray weekends for a few months, then we got together after he invited me to a wedding for our first date
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You and her... or you and facebook ?
Both.
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Samantha was one of my sister's best friends growing up, then she moved back to her native Barbados. Barbados being relatively close, she visited Antigua fairly frequently. Over the years she and I became really good friends as well, to the point where when she came here she'd just stay at my house.
In early September of 2005, she was planning an xmas trip over here for the various parties, and asked if it would be OK if she brought a friend. I said sure. She then gave me and "the friend" each other's email/msn addresses so we wouldn't be complete strangers.
"The friend" turned out to be a lovely young lass named Amy. We started chatting on msn and then the phone for hours and hours every day, and really hit it off. Hitting it off led to flirting, flirting got more serious, and eventually we decided that waiting for xmas was bullshit, why didn't she just come over here for a weekend before that. She flew in October 7th, things went extremely well, and then she had to leave to go back to school October 9th.
We kept on chatting on msn and the phone even more than before, and planned for a longer visit later that month. She flew in October 21st and stayed till the 25th. She went back to Barbados, quit school, and flew back here November 1st. We've been together ever since.
So technically you could say that we met online, I guess. As an added advantage, I was able to see pics of her and Samantha, so I knew she was who she said she was. And who she was was, and is, hot! :D
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so the pictures did not depict an impossibly cute, petite asian girl?
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at my office. She showed up a month after I did wearing a tight business suit and glasses and that was that as far as I was concerned
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Aww Si that's such a nice story. :)
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so the pictures did not depict an impossibly cute, petite asian girl?
Nope, just an impossibly cute, slim but not skinny, taller than I am by a half inch, very-mixed-race girl.
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Aww Si that's such a nice story. :)
TONKA! :)
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(http://www.toystoystoys.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/51twsk2e28l_sl500_aa280_.jpg)
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Mighty dump, that sounds about right.
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Randomly, on ICQ. He was looking for people (chicks) who had similar interests, music-wise.
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(http://www.toystoystoys.com.au/wp-content/uploads/2008/06/51twsk2e28l_sl500_aa280_.jpg)
http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-smart.php (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-smart.php)
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hahahaha.
Thats was fucking classic.
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we were introduced by a mutual friend at a local bar, while he was weekending here visiting family, 'twas the night after a long stretch of arguing with my previous boyfriend and the night before said ex and i broke up. kept seeing him on stray weekends for a few months, then we got together after he invited me to a wedding for our first date
You know, I've always thought that a wedding was a tacky and high-pressure first date ...
That's just me though ...
... apparently it went well for you
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I stalked mine until I abducted her.
She lives in a crate. I only let her out on special occasions.
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I got out.
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Zoomie killed his last partner.
I guess that's why she doesn't post anymore.
I met my main man at a bar...we were introduced by friends.
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we were introduced by a mutual friend at a local bar, while he was weekending here visiting family, 'twas the night after a long stretch of arguing with my previous boyfriend and the night before said ex and i broke up. kept seeing him on stray weekends for a few months, then we got together after he invited me to a wedding for our first date
You know, I've always thought that a wedding was a tacky and high-pressure first date ...
That's just me though ...
... apparently it went well for you
I just feel like I'd say no to the suggestion of a wedding as a first date. That's not something I'd go to unless I knew the people getting married or my longtime partner knew the people getting married. Even then, wedding suck.
Got real balls? Use a funeral as a first date!
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almost did that in September!
I play in an orchestra with my current
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I never dip my pen in company ink; that includes ones I jam with ...
Everyone else ...
... cover your anuses!
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So how'd you meet Brooke?
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She AIM'd me accidentally from her friend's computer/AIM list ...
We went from there ...
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I typically agree, thrash, but this one is completely different.
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Oh, I'm not questioning your (professional) ethics, I was just stating mine ...
Rock hard, get some, move on ...
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The suicidal teenager section of Craigslist.
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I never dip my pen in company ink; that includes ones I jam with ...
I thought long and hard before approaching her, because if it goes wrong then you're still sitting in the same office.
Then I heard her sing and most of my reason went out the window
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Understood ...
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I stalked mine until I abducted her.
She lives in a crate. I only let her out on special occasions.
I got out.
Damn, I was wondering why it was so quiet.
Got real balls? Use a funeral as a first date!
Someone you know, or just any random funeral?
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Got real balls? Use a funeral as a first date!
Someone you know, or just any random funeral?
So, ah were you good friends with the deceased?
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You know, I've always thought that a wedding was a tacky and high-pressure first date ...
That's just me though ...
... apparently it went well for you
yes, it did.
edit: was i rolling my face off that day or something? to write such a fuckpile of mush like that? jesus.
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Well, the one I was with today was from Facebook but I knew him from awhile back.
My last one I met on an online game (I'm such a fucking geek.)
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What are you talking about "geek"? Most of the people on here only meet their dates online. You are average.
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Yeah, when "shooting the shit" with a bunch of people you "hang out with" at an "online community" I don't think you can really feel too bad about having met someone you "had sex with" online.
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I had some of the best sex thanks to anti-social.
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What are you talking about "geek"? Most of the people on here only meet their dates online. You are average.
Yeah but I'm not talking about regular online game.. I'm talking DISNEY GAME here people!! I''m such a loser ...
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I''m such a loser ...
You ARE Dave!
edit: apparently eitje also caught this is Discontempt. hmmm.
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Really I'm not!! lol Not sure how to prove it but still..
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I met Leah at a bar. I saw her and thought she was cute so I sent a friend of mine over to talk to her and her friend and break the ice. After a couple of minutes I introduced myself, and spent the next hour talking mostly to her friend. Leah didn't do too much talking that night or even look in my direction much, but every time I was about to split she would pipe up and start conversation again. She gave me her business card and I gave her mine.
I didn't even think about it (because she didn't seem all that interested) and had no plans to call her, but a couple days later she sent me a text message while I was on my way home from the grocery store. I went home and smoked a little weed and we texted back and forth a couple of times, and then I was suddenly really really stoned. I was talking on my other cell phone to another girl at the time and had to explain to her that I was stoned out of my gourd and not entirely certain that I was speaking english, but she claimed to understand what I was saying and I got off the phone with her.
I then texted Leah and explained the super stoned situation and confessed that I wasn't sure my text was coherent and that I would be out of contact for a while until I was un-stoned. She also claimed to understand what I was communicating.
I guess I won her over by not contacting her and then telling her I was too stoned to text, cause after that it was on!
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females really like males who don't seem to give a shit!
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Uhhh.....they do? Where are these females?
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You're not supposed to give a shit where they are, Danzig.
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That was a touching story.
I bet Dylan was touching himself when he read it.
I know Zoomie was.