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General Category => Entertainment => Topic started by: taiko on May 06, 2009, 10:33:41 AM

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Post by: taiko on May 06, 2009, 10:33:41 AM: Jizz in my Pants
Jizz In My Pants (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4pXfHLUlZf4#ws-lq-lq2-hq-vhq-hd)

Puke in my Mouth
Jizz In My Pants response: "Puke In My Mouth" -MsTaken.com (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DJsQcnB6GC0#ws-lq-lq2-hq-vhq-hd)

Any other ideas?

I'd like to see a "Jizz in your Mouth" as a retort.
Also, "Poop in my Pants" might be funny if done right.
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Post by: tricky on May 06, 2009, 10:39:27 AM: Spit in your face (like your dream!)

Something with felching in it would be good but you can't really felch in something.
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Post by: hip on May 06, 2009, 11:44:58 AM: in my dreams?
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Post by: Nitya on May 06, 2009, 01:18:13 PM: Quote from: tricky on May 06, 2009, 10:39:27 AM
Something with felching in it would be good but you can't really felch in something.
I was gonna say 'just watch me' but I thought I'd check what the word meant first...
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Post by: Zoomie on May 06, 2009, 06:19:27 PM: (http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/matchgame02.jpg)
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Post by: psychopathetic on May 06, 2009, 08:06:45 PM: haha, i love the drunken hijinks on match game.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on May 06, 2009, 08:31:30 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on May 06, 2009, 06:19:27 PM
(http://www.blogadilla.com/wp-content/uploads/2007/05/matchgame02.jpg)

I watched at least 6 episodes of that show while I was in the hospital.
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Post by: Zoomie on May 06, 2009, 09:20:26 PM: Yeah I heard they were digging up old Match Game '74 episodes on GSN or some such.

So glad I don't watch TV.
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 06, 2009, 09:27:31 PM: GSN also employs a very constantly coked-up [insert name of nerdy kid from that stupid Will Smith sitcom here].
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Post by: Zoomie on May 06, 2009, 09:38:54 PM: Alfonso Ribiero on COKE???

Now I'm really glad I don't watch TV.
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 06, 2009, 09:56:40 PM: Well obviously I have no proof, and might be wrong. But he sure seems like it. You know how cokeheads aren't really themselves, they sort of put up this persona that they want people to see? Like they have kinda automated responses cuz they've decided how they *ought* to act, or more importantly, how they think other people think they ought to act. He seems like that.
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Post by: taiko on May 06, 2009, 10:51:52 PM: Quote from: hip on May 06, 2009, 11:44:58 AM
in my dreams?
my dream, you sexy hooker.

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=164.msg26714#msg26714 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=164.msg26714#msg26714)
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Post by: Libertine on May 06, 2009, 11:17:14 PM: I was reading something about that 2nd video. Apparently the puke in my mouth video is actually a promo to sell fake engagement rings that girls can wear when they are out clubbing to avoid certain guys. Check out the chick in the very first scene and then watch the very last 5 seconds of the movie.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 07, 2009, 12:28:26 AM: Yeah, posted this before.
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Post by: taiko on May 07, 2009, 09:12:24 AM: Quote from: Drugmoth on May 07, 2009, 12:28:26 AM
Yeah, posted this before.

you posted it as stand-alone entertainment. i posted it to start discussion on other spin-offs that could happen.
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Post by: taiko on May 07, 2009, 09:13:09 AM: Quote from: Libertine on May 06, 2009, 11:17:14 PM
I was reading something about that 2nd video. Apparently the puke in my mouth video is actually a promo to sell fake engagement rings that girls can wear when they are out clubbing to avoid certain guys.

Guaranteed, that's what it was about.
But, when you make something this extraneously viral, doesn't that defeat the purpose of making a secret ring thing?
people will know about it!
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Post by: taiko on May 07, 2009, 09:13:48 AM: I LAUGH at your JOKE
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Post by: The Geek on May 07, 2009, 03:12:34 PM: hahha i love the first video
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Post by: Nitya on May 07, 2009, 04:02:48 PM: Quote from: eitje on May 07, 2009, 09:13:48 AM
I LAUGH at your JOKE
Cheat!

I revel in my ignorance.
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Post by: taiko on May 08, 2009, 12:13:36 AM: Quote from: Sakhi on May 07, 2009, 04:02:48 PM
I revel in my ignorance.
That doesn't go with the beat. :P
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Post by: tricky on May 08, 2009, 12:24:00 AM: I pee in your mouth
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Post by: taiko on May 08, 2009, 12:55:58 AM: I JIZZ on your SKIRT

(i jizz onyourskirt, i jizz onyour skirt)
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 08, 2009, 12:59:08 AM: Quote from: tricky on May 08, 2009, 12:24:00 AM
I pee in your mouth

Is that a promise?
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Post by: psychopathetic on May 08, 2009, 01:08:55 AM: I itch in my crotch.

I don't, actually. I was just really proud of having come up with something to contribute.
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Post by: underclass on May 08, 2009, 01:35:12 AM: I cum in your mouth?
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Post by: taiko on May 08, 2009, 01:39:18 AM: Quote from: underclass on May 08, 2009, 01:35:12 AM
I cum in your mouth?
I think that's covered by my original post, "I jizz in your mouth".
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Post by: underclass on May 08, 2009, 01:41:05 AM: OK.

I beat up your thread-nazi self
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Post by: daisymae on May 08, 2009, 08:02:02 AM: I kick in your teeth
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Post by: taiko on May 08, 2009, 08:21:45 AM: Quote from: daisymae on May 08, 2009, 08:02:02 AM
I kick in your teeth
oohh, nice.
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Post by: mosh on May 08, 2009, 08:24:55 AM: I really hated Blankety Blanks.
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 09, 2009, 01:59:18 PM: Blankety Blank was one of those game shows that I saw advertised all the time but never actually saw.
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Post by: Nitya on May 09, 2009, 03:24:13 PM: I live in my mind.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 10, 2009, 03:43:52 AM: Quote from: Sakhi on May 09, 2009, 03:24:13 PM
I live in my mind.

I live in your mind, too.
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 10, 2009, 11:48:25 AM: Where is my mind?
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 10, 2009, 12:00:45 PM: Cue falling buildings.
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 10, 2009, 12:02:09 PM: What a great fucking scene that was. That's gotta be one of the alltime best ever movie endings.

Speaking of alltimes, the opening scene from The Dark Knight is one of the alltime best movie beginnings.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 10, 2009, 12:15:26 PM: Fight Club Ending Scene (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=wd9050HyNUo#lq-hq-hd)
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 10, 2009, 01:24:01 PM: /me likes this
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Post by: Vindictive89 on May 17, 2009, 01:12:21 PM: I Hoard in my house