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General Category => Politics, Philosophy, News and/or Current Affairs => Topic started by: FAH-Q on May 11, 2009, 05:49:27 PM

Title: My Island
Post by: FAH-Q on May 11, 2009, 05:49:27 PM
Is run by fools. Thanks to some weird, misguided biblical bullshit, as well as some archaic laws, weed is absolutely illegal here, to the point where you could get arrested for as little as a seed. Of course, that never happens, and it's actually pretty fucking easy to never get busted for anything here (I'm a prime example of this), if you're not stupid about it. But I feel like we're sitting on a goldmine here that nobody will fucking take a crack at.

The island is already flooded with weed, you can get it anywhere, and tourists are constantly buying shit. I mean who the fuck doesn't want to get blazed on the beach in the fuckin' Caribbean?

Tourism is dwindling due to the worldwide economic downturn. Encouraging people to come here is a good thing.

So why the fuck don't we just legalize weed? Can you imagine an Amsterdam-type environment in Caribbean country? Who the fuck would go to Amsterdam?

The counter-argument is usually that the kind of people who would come here for that type of deal aren't necessarily the type of people we want to attract. But that's bullshit. Legalizing weed and becoming a ganja smoker's haven would probably increase the island's tourism by 500%, and with that money we could hire three times the police force we currently have, and crack the fuck down on any hard drugs or violence or anything else undesirable.

I really don't see a downside.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: ttfg on May 11, 2009, 05:57:44 PM
Chemical waste issues.

Unless you have enough land to spare..... But then you still have chem issues with crop fertilizer. Do you use well water ? hmmm...do you have any real croping over there that has needed laws about clean water.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: FAH-Q on May 11, 2009, 05:59:10 PM
We hardly grow any here now anyway. Don't see why we couldn't just continue importing the stuff.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: ttfg on May 11, 2009, 06:08:43 PM
I was meaning other crops, like a banana or two. I imagine those light breezes you get every now and then would put a stop so must crops anyway.

Legal importation would drive the price up. (?) Like, umm.. Import duty and bigger cuts to the distributors.

You might be happier with decrim.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: Drugmoth on May 11, 2009, 06:12:03 PM
Cook meth.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: FAH-Q on May 11, 2009, 06:20:21 PM
You might be happier with decrim.

Yeah but this isn't about me. Weed prices would definitely go up, and I actually think I'd enjoy the island a lot less with a bunch more asshole tourists around. I'm looking at this from the country's perspective.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: ttfg on May 11, 2009, 06:28:33 PM
So was I. Decrim would still attract more tourists. Yet avoiding all the hassle of debating new laws and regs.  A very liberal decrim I mean, no fines for any amount a tourist might get caught with. They should have a need to be carrying more and a quater at a time.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: underclass on May 11, 2009, 10:19:21 PM
I'm torn on this issue. On one hand, I don't care what others put into their bodies. On the other, I grew up a teachers kid and heard enough stories about idiot kids throwing away their future because they had no idea what they were putting into their bodies
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: Zoomie on May 12, 2009, 06:53:03 AM
Fucking look at Amsterdam. Do you honestly want your country overrun with dirty hippies, sleeping in your parks and running naked through your streets? I'm totally all for decrim but Antigua is a shitpot closer than Amsterdam, and probably has a lower cost of living. They'll be all over your island with money for nothing but a little pot, then busking in the streets with their dready heads and their dirty drums.

Fuck that.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: mosh on May 12, 2009, 07:17:18 AM
I hereby rename you Frank Zoompa.

And, I'm not sure they be actual hippies any more. We have a better name for that class of people, Ferals.

Because that's exactly what they are.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 12, 2009, 09:26:46 AM
The reason weed is illegal on your island is because they've signed the Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: hip on May 12, 2009, 11:34:17 AM
si: i really like your perspective on this issue, and i think antigua could be beautiful weed heaven. with proper policing, it could become an ideal (not to mention magical and tropical) vacation destination for people like me. which obviously, i like. keeping things like standards of advertising and hospitality very high could help prevent a scummy amsterdam-like underbelly of douchebags. like this little english vagrant i encountered there one night who asked me for change, and when i said i had none he said he could sell me viagra. i told him i wasn't interested, so he chased me down an alley throwing rocks at me and calling me a nazi. fucking weirdo.

but alas, i'm now exiting this thread before i say any more, due to the high illiteracy levels. i'm terrified it's going to rub off on me each time i'm deciphering nonsensical strings of words (or non-words, even).
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: FAH-Q on May 12, 2009, 03:13:29 PM
and probably has a lower cost of living

Quite a bit higher, actually.

The reason weed is illegal on your island is because they've signed the Single Convention on Narcotic Drugs.

Yeah, true, but we're already fighting the US through the WTO on other issues, and have already won cases against them. If we're gonna be a somewhat rogue nation (from a US perspective), why not go whole hog and make some fuckin' money?

keeping things like standards of advertising and hospitality very high could help prevent a scummy amsterdam-like underbelly of douchebags.

I'm sayin'.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: taiko on May 12, 2009, 09:00:41 PM
I think you should be a somewhat rouge nation.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: FAH-Q on May 12, 2009, 09:13:40 PM
Ladies pinch, whores use rouge.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: taiko on May 12, 2009, 09:22:48 PM
Listen, if we're already talking about legalizing marijuana...
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: FAH-Q on May 12, 2009, 09:39:07 PM
Whores are all but legal here anyway. I mean, no they're not legal. But nobody ever gets busted.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: taiko on May 12, 2009, 10:20:31 PM
I think that's the foundation of this thread, isn't it?

Of course, that never happens, and it's actually pretty fucking easy to never get busted for anything here (I'm a prime example of this), if you're not stupid about it.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: FAH-Q on May 12, 2009, 10:31:53 PM
Yeah but we can't really advertise that. "Come to Antigua! Don't act like an idiot with weed and you can smoke all you like!"
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: taiko on May 12, 2009, 11:53:53 PM
Listen - you went left when I went right.

I was saying that the founding principle of this thread was "[___] is fundamentally illegal in Antigua, but why not legalize it and make it an industry?"

Your idea was weed, my idea is prostitution.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: FAH-Q on May 13, 2009, 02:58:08 AM
Listen - you went left when I went right.

My background is British-BBC-type-family-raised-all-over-abroad/WASPy-Massachussets-Mayflower-set-"old-money"-Quaker-draft-dodging/born-English/grew-up-in-teeny-little-rural-area-of-Cornwall-and-on-small-laid-back-Caribbean-island-and-in-mountains-of-anarchist-ass-Spain/making-a-good-living-in-a-business-that's-not-exactly-viewed-as-typical-or-even-legal-a-lot-of-places/tattooed-hardly-wears-shoes/ratty-laid-back-attired/facial-haired/freak-hippie-punk-stoner.

And you're from Texas.

Suffice to say I think I'm hard-wired to go left, especially compared to anything to do with Texas. Not that this means I'm right, mind you. No pun intended. Really.

I was saying that the founding principle of this thread was "[___] is fundamentally illegal in Antigua, but why not legalize it and make it an industry?"

Your idea was weed, my idea is prostitution.

Both would be nice. You should see the whores here. Yech. All late-30's Santo Domingan or Jamaican or Guyanese used-up no-teeth-having gross bitches who look like they're 20 years older than they are. If shit were legal we might get some better looking bitches. Then maybe they wouldn't be so fucking hostile when they come in to Irie Ink.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: underclass on May 13, 2009, 03:53:49 AM
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Listen - you went left when I went right.

I think he meant you're both talking about different things. Everybody knows Lucas is as hippie as they come
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: mosh on May 13, 2009, 05:10:17 AM
its that beard

Whoring is legal here, and very tightly controlled. As much I I'd like to see weed legalised, it'll never happen, here. The nanny state is too deeply ingrained.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: taiko on May 13, 2009, 09:07:03 AM
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Listen - you went left when I went right.

I think he meant you're both talking about different things. Everybody knows Lucas is as hippie as they come
I'm pretty sure he was making a joke.  And I'm pretty sure you're making a joke.
At least, I hope he was (and you are), because the setup of me going right & being from Texas was supposed to trigger some kind of joke, from someone.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: ttfg on May 13, 2009, 09:09:58 AM
Albuquerque !!
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: FAH-Q on May 13, 2009, 02:41:55 PM
*sigh*

Yes, the joke was meant to be that Texas typically gets written off by liberal types not from Texas as being one giant non-liberal zone. And Lucas ain't your stereotypical Texan. And left/right... eh, trust me, it was much, much funnier when I was wasted. You had to be there.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: taiko on May 13, 2009, 08:43:30 PM
i totally got it, man!  it was awesome!  ;D
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: Zoomie on May 15, 2009, 06:39:43 AM
HE'S A BUSH LOVAH!!!!
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: taiko on May 15, 2009, 08:34:55 AM
(http://www.celebutaint.com/sophia-bush.jpg)
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: tricky on May 15, 2009, 09:53:09 AM
Where's her boob going?
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: Zoomie on May 15, 2009, 10:07:01 AM
(http://www.raisethehammer.org/images/kate_bush.jpg)
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: tricky on May 15, 2009, 10:21:55 AM
(http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jenna-and-barbara-bush-fraternal-twins.jpg)

Poor Jenna Bush and her fugly W face. Babs is a bit of a hottie and obviously takes after her mother.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 15, 2009, 12:35:51 PM
The cute one has the high beams on. WAH WAH WEE WAH!
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: Emperor Reagan on May 23, 2009, 04:17:31 PM
Did you say that there was something related to the Saints & Sinners tattoo shop here in Baltimore on your island somewhere?
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: FAH-Q on May 23, 2009, 06:15:41 PM
Yep. The guy who runs Irie Ink down here used to work with (and learned from, I believe) Jim at Saints & Sinners.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: Emperor Reagan on May 24, 2009, 12:43:31 AM
I should've asked before I went.  The guy I normally go to moved there, so I got some work done there on Thursday.

It's a really, really nice shop.  Near the water and next door to a cool record store.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: mosh on May 24, 2009, 01:04:16 AM
(http://bittenandbound.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/05/jenna-and-barbara-bush-fraternal-twins.jpg)

Poor Jenna Bush and her fugly W face. Babs is a bit of a hottie and obviously takes after her mother.

The only way I'd hit either of them is with their fathers severed head. Then it'd be a pleasure.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: FAH-Q on May 24, 2009, 12:27:07 PM
I should've asked before I went.  The guy I normally go to moved there, so I got some work done there on Thursday.

It's a really, really nice shop.  Near the water and next door to a cool record store.

Glad to hear it. Graeme (our dude here) is gonna be working up there this summer (dead season in the Caribbean). Depending on how far she progresses in the next year or so, Amy might take a working vacation there next summer. If so, you East coast fuckers better be up for some liming.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: Zoomie on May 24, 2009, 12:39:33 PM
liming.

Not sure how to take that. Here in Baltimore, it's how you dispose of a dead body...
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: FAH-Q on May 24, 2009, 12:42:07 PM
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liming_(disambiguation) (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Liming_(disambiguation))
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: Zoomie on May 24, 2009, 12:45:20 PM
Yes I'd prefer hanging out over disposing of a dead body.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: FAH-Q on May 24, 2009, 12:51:11 PM
What they don't mention there is that liming tends to involve booze and/or weed.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: Zoomie on May 24, 2009, 01:09:50 PM
Yes I'd prefer hanging out with Si and his fiance and booze and weed over disposing of a dead body.
Title: Re: My Island
Post by: taiko on May 24, 2009, 01:56:16 PM
What they don't mention there is that liming tends to involve booze and/or weed.
Makes sense; that's when limes are most useful.