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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: underclass on May 14, 2009, 04:16:38 AM

Title: meats on sticks
Post by: underclass on May 14, 2009, 04:16:38 AM: are awesome

I'm going to an ethnic Uzbekistan restaurant tonight. I hope to see a pit in the floor with one of these bad boys in it

(http://zirzameen.com/blog/media/blogs/a/800px-Shashlik.jpg)

I went for a 5 mile run on my lunch break in anticipation for this. All the research I've done in the PM in lieu of giving a shit about Japan's economy suggests I should have run 10 miles.
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Post by: mosh on May 14, 2009, 04:31:51 AM: LAMB ON SPIT!

Just like soulaki, but but different.
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Post by: daisymae on May 14, 2009, 09:32:26 AM: Mystery meat...mmmm
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Post by: hip on May 14, 2009, 09:49:47 AM: The Brazilian Grill is a place here that has brazilian waiters in funny south american costumes walking around to each table offering different meats on sticks. they shave or push off however much you'd like of each meat. lamb, petite filets, mini filets wrapped in bacon, pork, ribs, chicken wings, chicken hearts... everyone gets a small card, one side is red and the other is green. when you're sufficently stuffed full, flip the card to red and the waiters stop visiting the table trying to clog your arteries.
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Post by: taiko on May 14, 2009, 09:58:52 AM: The best Brazilian BBQ is in Rio Grande del Sul. That's like the Texas of Brazil. :)
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Post by: underclass on May 14, 2009, 11:21:19 AM: they have one of those in Tokyo too!

Tonight was lamb and chicken on skewers and hot belly dancers. hot, hot dancers.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on May 14, 2009, 12:15:21 PM: You just can't beat meat on a stick.
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Post by: hip on May 14, 2009, 12:45:25 PM: the sticks they use at our local brazilian grill are pretty diesel metal skewers, so i'd imagine that could really hurt.
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Post by: taiko on May 14, 2009, 09:11:51 PM: Quote from: krapsna on May 14, 2009, 12:15:21 PM
You just can't beat meat on a stick.
there's a joke here.
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 15, 2009, 04:27:56 AM: Quote from: hip on May 14, 2009, 09:49:47 AM
The Brazilian Grill is a place here that has brazilian waiters in funny south american costumes walking around to each table offering different meats on sticks. they shave or push off however much you'd like of each meat. lamb, petite filets, mini filets wrapped in bacon, pork, ribs, chicken wings, chicken hearts... everyone gets a small card, one side is red and the other is green. when you're sufficently stuffed full, flip the card to red and the waiters stop visiting the table trying to clog your arteries.

That's a ripoff of fogo de chao that krsna talked about ages ago at that other board that almost became the new L-G. Either that or the other way around. No matter, I think I'm gonna check out the LA fdc when I'm there. Sounds awesome.

BTW Katie no fucking way are you a vegan and know so much about so many awesome meats. Relax. It's OK. We love that you love meat.
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Post by: Lothar on May 15, 2009, 07:23:56 AM: The last time we were in New York we ate too much at Chinese place and then as we walked back to our hotel we saw a giant Italian street festival with all kinds of meats on all types of sticks.

We took turns kicking each other's asses.
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Post by: The Geek on May 15, 2009, 10:44:58 PM: yeah those brazillian places are poping up everywhere
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Post by: mosh on May 16, 2009, 06:11:16 AM: MEAT ON STICK!

YAKITORI
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Post by: Lothar on May 16, 2009, 07:28:18 AM: WE TEACH AND LEARN TOGETHER!
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Post by: hip on May 16, 2009, 09:55:37 AM: TONKA
I WILL PUT YOU IN THE BOX OF LEARNING

oh my god, i remember laughing so hard at that. can someone post me a link?

Quote from: FAH-Q on May 15, 2009, 04:27:56 AM
BTW Katie no fucking way are you a vegan and know so much about so many awesome meats. Relax. It's OK. We love that you love meat.

cute, si. i swear i'm a vegan! but i love to dine out, and the brazilian grill is a favorite among all my male friends in particular. and as you could probably guess, i have a lot of those. i also really believe in food and the culinary arts, and am dating my second successive chef-boyfriend, so after sex, food is my life.
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 16, 2009, 12:53:42 PM: But you're missing out on so much good food!

http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-smart.php (http://www.somethingawful.com/d/icq-pranks/icq-transcript-smart.php)
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Post by: mosh on May 16, 2009, 01:09:05 PM: I'm half expecting to hear Carcass or something similar when I click that link...
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 16, 2009, 01:10:22 PM: Dude, click it. Seriously.
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Post by: underclass on May 17, 2009, 09:42:46 AM: I had Yakitori on Friday, hooray for meats on sticks!