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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: hip on May 14, 2009, 02:00:06 PM

Title: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: hip on May 14, 2009, 02:00:06 PM
this forum is not even close to active enough. you people need to start having better sex (or some sex, at the very least).

last night i showed up at my boyfriend's house, find him in his bedroom waiting for me with a few long, thick, satin gift box-style ribbons strewn about this oversized ottomon. he told me to undress down to my bra and panties, and had me get down on my elbows and knees on the ottomon. with the ribbons, he tied my wrists together out in front of my elbows, and then crossed my ankles and tied them as well. the ottomon was pushed close to the bed, and he sat behind me on the bed, fingering my pussy til it was nice and wet, then touched my pretty pink vibrator on and around my clit until i was begging him to fuck me. kneeling behind me on the cushion he started to fuck me, long and hard, with his huge beautiful cock, until i was whimpering and moaning each time he slid all the way deep inside me. he started fucking me a little harder, and spanked my ass sharply a few delicious times, telling me to keep fucking his cock like a good girl if i wanted him to spank me more. after a while things got hotter and faster, with him grabbing onto my hips and ass like he couldn't get enough, and finally he pulled out of me and flipped me over to cum all over my chest and belly.


and he did not lick it off afterwards. he cleaned me up with some tissues, like a gentleman.

Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: tricky on May 14, 2009, 02:51:24 PM
Your bf is the dominant one in that scenario, so of course he wouldn't lick it off you.

The reason why sex forum isn't active= only 50% of us are actually getting laid on a regular basis, and 90% of that group doesn't talk about their sex lives.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Thrash on May 14, 2009, 03:53:19 PM
I'll start a thread about my week in a few ...
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Joygasm on May 14, 2009, 03:55:25 PM
...after I come to visit
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: psychopathetic on May 14, 2009, 10:22:18 PM
we've been married for almost eight years now and we've got two kids. we still manage to fuck at least twice a week. sometimes a lot more than that. heck, yesterday we did it twice. woo!

it's good. it's pleasant and comfortable (while still being dirty and exciting) and never awkward like i remember it sometimes being with other partners. i like fucking someone i am in love with but i can honestly say i have never made love to anyone.

hmm.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Emperor Reagan on May 14, 2009, 10:24:33 PM
we've been married for almost eight years now and we've got two kids. we still manage to fuck at least twice a week. sometimes a lot more than that. heck, yesterday we did it twice. woo!

it's good. it's pleasant and comfortable (while still being dirty and exciting) and never awkward like i remember it sometimes being with other partners. i like fucking someone i am in love with but i can honestly say i have never made love to anyone.

hmm.

Isn't making love just what they call fucking in softcore porn anyway?
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: psychopathetic on May 14, 2009, 10:31:11 PM
i don't know. i think it's supposed to be tender and tearful with lots of eye contact and slow thrusting.

i am too impatient.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: taiko on May 14, 2009, 10:48:48 PM
i think it's supposed to be tender and tearful with lots of eye contact and slow thrusting.
that sounds really creepy.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: tricky on May 14, 2009, 11:00:39 PM
HAHAHAHA. then i "made love" once. with you know who, on the valentines day after we broke up.

ugh.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: psychopathetic on May 14, 2009, 11:05:16 PM
well that sounds awkward.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Emperor Reagan on May 14, 2009, 11:56:52 PM
i think it's supposed to be tender and tearful with lots of eye contact and slow thrusting.
that sounds really creepy.

It's how you fuck a woman after you've gutted her and realize  it's the last time you'll have sex...















while she's warm.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: psychopathetic on May 15, 2009, 12:08:01 AM

It's how you fuck a woman after you've gutted her and realize  it's the last time you'll have sex...

while she's warm.

see, THIS is what i think sex with balor would be like.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: underclass on May 15, 2009, 01:49:10 AM
wow hip, the bar just got raised so high seagulls nest there now

http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=618.msg29387#msg29387 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=618.msg29387#msg29387)
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: 13chemicals on May 15, 2009, 03:16:16 AM
I get laid all the time and I just don't want to tell you people about it, because the next thing I know you would all be stealing my material.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: FAH-Q on May 15, 2009, 03:41:37 AM
la few long, thick, satin gift box-style ribbons strewn about this oversized ottomon

#101.3 Vampire Weekend Ottoman (http://www.dailymotion.com/video/x8td1c)
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Lothar on May 15, 2009, 07:09:34 AM
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-k98bRUOb4g)
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Joygasm on May 15, 2009, 07:42:03 AM
Lothar...wtf did you make me watch and why couldn't I look away?!???!?!!!?!
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: 13chemicals on May 15, 2009, 03:53:36 PM
I saw that video a long time ago ... it is so sad.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Lothar on May 15, 2009, 04:35:37 PM
It's relevant because they are humping an ottoman.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: mosh on May 15, 2009, 10:38:37 PM
HAHAHAHA. then i "made love" once. with you know who, on the valentines day after we broke up.

ugh.

Bagman?
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: The Geek on May 15, 2009, 10:51:06 PM
Quote
only 50% of us are actually getting laid on a regular basis, and 90% of that group doesn't talk about their sex lives.
Yep!
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: mosh on May 16, 2009, 01:28:06 AM
Pfft, like anyone here wants to ready about my sex life.

Even if I wanted to share, I know bagman and danzig would be in the shed wanking to whatever I posted. That's just creepy.

Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: hip on May 16, 2009, 10:06:48 AM
tell us, moshie. come on. maybe it's because i don't regularly cavort with you people or something (you know, outside the internet world), but who the fuck cares. sex is sex. this is a sex forum. indulge in a little literotica. i do. i turn myself on with my shenanigans. if i turn someone else on in the process.....well, actually, thinking now about bagman jerking it to my posts is totally disgusting.

hmm. can we ban him so this doesn't happen anymore?
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: mosh on May 16, 2009, 10:10:42 AM
We've a no ban policy... known spam sources excepted.

Even when the new guys showed, and although I threatened it, no one was banned.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: hip on May 16, 2009, 10:16:24 AM
of course i wasn't being serious.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: mosh on May 16, 2009, 10:26:43 AM
bagman'll ban himself... he'll get pissed off at something, and leave.

then he'll come back. its like the migratory habits of a swallow.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: underclass on May 16, 2009, 10:32:53 AM
I started to type about something my wife and i got up to, but it's too weird because 3/4 of this goddam place will be saying "nice to meet you" to her in November.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 16, 2009, 11:22:59 AM
I'd talk about my sex life but I haven't touched a woman this year.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: hip on May 16, 2009, 11:47:57 AM
gosh, how can that be?
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: FAH-Q on May 16, 2009, 12:07:09 PM
I'd talk about my sex life but I haven't touched a woman this year.

Yeah, we really don't wanna hear about the rest of your sex life.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 16, 2009, 12:13:42 PM
Speak for yourself!
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: FAH-Q on May 16, 2009, 12:17:36 PM
OK, I don't wanna hear about all the men you've been fucking.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Nitya on May 16, 2009, 02:41:07 PM
Even if I wanted to share, I know bagman and danzig would be in the shed wanking to whatever I posted. That's just creepy.
I'm sure their vivid imaginations of your sex life are much worse and creepier than whatever the reality is.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 17, 2009, 12:33:05 PM
Why am I grouped in with Bagman?!!?
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Joygasm on May 17, 2009, 04:11:41 PM
Cuz it's an LG orgy so shut up and take your pants off ...
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Libertine on May 17, 2009, 06:20:52 PM
Quote
Today, my dad got really drunk. When I was about to go to bed, he was just coming out of the bathroom, he was fully naked, I immediately turned away and said "Okay Dad, time for bed". Thinking that I was my mum, he replied with "That's right bitch, I'm your daddy, I'll show you in bed". FML
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 17, 2009, 07:38:15 PM
She should have let him show her who her daddy was.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: hip on May 18, 2009, 01:21:45 AM
she probably did, little slut that she is.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 18, 2009, 01:47:10 AM
I wanna know more! That story wasn't fit for a twitter/sms length FML!
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Joygasm on May 18, 2009, 02:06:52 AM
Interesting...
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: taiko on May 18, 2009, 09:03:22 AM
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=414330 (http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=414330)
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: ttfg on May 18, 2009, 10:24:33 AM
http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=414330 (http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=414330)

That was the best Dad ever.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: hip on May 18, 2009, 11:45:47 AM
without literotica.com i would probably save a lot of money on batteries.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: mosh on May 19, 2009, 09:40:37 AM
Rechargeables...
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Joygasm on May 19, 2009, 11:18:36 AM
Recharges are the best... highly recommend!!
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: tricky on May 19, 2009, 02:32:25 PM
or the hitachi, it plugs into an electrical outlet.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 19, 2009, 02:55:37 PM
It's a shame they don't make gas powered vibrators.

Oh wait, they do! (http://paulkatcher.com/archives/000198.shtml)
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 05:41:42 PM
My next gift to the ladies will be a Hitachi magic wand.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: FAH-Q on May 19, 2009, 05:53:15 PM
I had a Hitachi ghetto blaster with three speakers when I were a lad.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 05:56:33 PM
Damn, I bet the bitches loved that shit!
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: FAH-Q on May 19, 2009, 06:12:27 PM
Oh yeah. I got mad play from the ladies, bumpin' my Michael Jackson and Technotronic and shit. YUH HEARD?!
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: hip on May 19, 2009, 06:23:29 PM
you are so fly.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 06:28:03 PM
You are THE BOMB DIGGITY!
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: FAH-Q on May 19, 2009, 06:35:04 PM
I'm all that and a packet of crisps.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 06:36:11 PM
*ahem*....chips.  Bag of chips.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: underclass on May 19, 2009, 08:56:45 PM
(http://www.wavesatnight.com/add/05-2008/images/hot%20chips.jpg)
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 08:57:45 PM
Mmmm, fries.  I want me some fried taters!
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: FAH-Q on May 19, 2009, 09:01:05 PM
Sprinkle those with a little vinegar and put some ketchup on the side for dipping, and you got yourself some proper-job chips. Throw in some battered haddock and I'm in nostaligic heaven.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 09:09:37 PM
I'll only refer to fries as chips if there are a couple slabs of haddock beside it.  That makes it fish and chips.  And it also makes it fucking delicious.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Joygasm on May 19, 2009, 11:33:35 PM
You haven't lived until you've had Thrasher's fries...

(http://www.chesapeakelifemag.com/images/features/boardwalkfries66.jpg)

It takes like 3-4 hours in line to get those things. People come from all around just to get them, it's fucking mad!
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 11:43:48 PM
They look quite scrumptious.  I'll take an order with a side of your ass.....and some ketchup.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Joygasm on May 19, 2009, 11:56:13 PM
Ass, fries and ketchup... Mmmmm
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: taiko on May 20, 2009, 01:04:29 AM
Ass, fries and ketchup... Mmmmm

Frankly, I'm imagining an asshole filled with ketchup, and dipping the fries directly in.  That does not sound appetizing.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: FAH-Q on May 20, 2009, 01:44:11 AM
Hahahahaha! Man, you're right.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: tricky on May 20, 2009, 09:36:27 AM
Frankly, I'm imagining an asshole filled with ketchup, and dipping the fries directly in.  That does not sound appetizing.

Ewwwww. Even I won't go there.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Joygasm on May 20, 2009, 02:43:56 PM
I'd try anything once.. *shrugs*
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 20, 2009, 09:25:11 PM
Don't you think all that acid in the ketchup would irritate your butt hole?
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Zoomie on May 20, 2009, 09:34:25 PM
When he's done can I lick the leftover ketchup out?
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 20, 2009, 09:35:46 PM
Can I fill your entire ass with whipped cream and suck it out?  Kinda like a hetero-felching.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Joygasm on May 21, 2009, 12:04:31 AM
Mmmmmmm. Can I fill yours too?
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 12:05:12 AM
With what?
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Joygasm on May 21, 2009, 12:11:04 AM
Carrots??
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 12:15:25 AM
Like, a single carrot or lots of baby carrots?
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Joygasm on May 21, 2009, 01:00:21 AM
How about canned carrots?
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: bagman on May 21, 2009, 01:09:45 AM
With what?

An affirmation that Danny boy has the gay.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 01:11:17 AM
Yeah, it's super gay to want girls to violate you.
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: tricky on May 21, 2009, 01:18:37 AM
Violating boys? Huh? Where do I sign up?
Title: Re: MORE SEX PLS THX BY
Post by: bagman on May 21, 2009, 01:19:19 AM
(http://img43.imageshack.us/img43/1347/soccerbonerconfusion.gif)