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Title: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 15, 2009, 12:56:46 AM
OMG, please bear with me I'm still a lil over excited from the great experience that I had today. I met this guy on facebook, went out with him last night and ended up seeing him again today. He took me back to his place and wouldn't you know it... HE HAD AN ANTEATER!!!! I have never in my life had in my hands, between my tits, in my ass or in my vag an all natural, unjewed cock. It's always been a fantasy of mine so this was like me winning the powerball or mega millions lottery!!

Anyways, it starts off well. He had my shirt off in .002 seconds. I show him how I can suck my own nips and he follows along nicely meeting my tongue with his on my rock hard high beams. He takes over swiftly and begins working his way down. Pants come off and before I know it he's playing my kitty like a fucking harmonica. I cum quickly all over his face then I pull his head up to mine so I can kiss him and taste it and lick it off his face.

At this point, I'm all fucking warmed up and need the throbbing lovestick that I've been rubbing on through his jeans. I get on my knees and unbutton them. Out pops Mr Happy. At first I think it's just a normal circumsized crank. I look up at him all slut-like while I grasp his cock with my right hand. I stroke it slowly forward... my eyes widen... I GASP! I look back down at the glorious uncut penis that I have in my hand. I swear golden beams of sunlight glisten from it like it would if it was the Holy Grail. It was the most beautiful thing that I have ever seen in my life. I was in AWE! This cock was amazing, majestic and somewhat purple. Size was niiiicce... about 7.5 to 8 and girthy.


So, there I am, still on my knees, stroking this wonderous cock. I felt like a kid with a new toy! I'm drooling all over it... and just about to suck it furiously... just swirl my tongue all over this phenomenal piece of man meat.. when I get spun around and placed facing him in his lap. I wanted that fuckstick in my mouth so bad I could taste it but he had other plans. To hell if I was complaining about grinding on that bad boy! I fucking rode him like a wild stallion while he sucked my tits. His cock moved in and out of me like well oiled piston. I was about to cum and I said, out loud... "I'M GOING TO CUM ALL OVER YOUR FUCKING COCK!!!" (I like my partners to know when I'm cumming and I like to hear it in return when they do. *wink wink, Dave*) That really got him going so when he felt me multiple all over that fabulous crank he came right along with me. OMG I came for like 2-3 mins straight.. body shakes, everything. It was a thrilling event and something I'll never forget.

Would I do it again?? Probably, maybe. But only so I could suck it, stroke it, molest it and name it George. What a great day!!
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: taiko on May 15, 2009, 01:05:30 AM
throbbing lovestick
woah.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 15, 2009, 01:20:04 AM
I know right!!!!!  :o
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: underclass on May 15, 2009, 01:40:34 AM
no, you don't know. Not this time.

Quantum just imploded people. Quantum.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Libertine on May 15, 2009, 02:07:52 AM
Another satisfied customer.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: 13chemicals on May 15, 2009, 03:14:50 AM
I guess since Kyle isn't getting laid someone else had to.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: FAH-Q on May 15, 2009, 03:45:05 AM
Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!

You've been missing out, honey.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: underclass on May 15, 2009, 03:53:11 AM
Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!

You've been missing out, honey.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: tricky on May 15, 2009, 04:18:17 AM
Man. that was hot.
Joygasm is made up of Thrash, hip, me, and apparently 5% bagman.

Thrash is a fucking idiot for not hooking up with this woman earlier.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: FAH-Q on May 15, 2009, 04:35:03 AM
Yeah, but he's lacking a foreskin. The rest of us, when we say we're packing, we're packing.

This post makes little sense, but amuses me somehow.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Libertine on May 15, 2009, 04:35:48 AM
I got winter acorns in mine.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: FAH-Q on May 15, 2009, 04:37:12 AM
Chestnuts, baby, chestnuts.

Also cashews.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Zoomie on May 15, 2009, 07:02:59 AM
Length, girth but no foreskin...

DAMN MY HALF JEWISHNESS!!!

That's ok, fat girls don't like smegma buildup.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 15, 2009, 08:07:41 AM
Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!

You've been missing out, honey.

Yeah tell me about it!! I feel so deprived!!

Yeah, but he's lacking a foreskin.



That's okay (http://foreskinrestore.com/main.html)

Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Zoomie on May 15, 2009, 10:13:58 AM
OK I'm not spending two years with that thing clamped to my dick no matter who wants it when it's done. Looks like I could roll over in my sleep and impale myself.

Besides, wouldn't it cause stretch marks on the shaft? My peepee is too pretty for stretch marks.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 15, 2009, 10:31:24 AM
Thanks Joy, you gave me a semi.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 15, 2009, 12:50:29 PM
Thanks Joy, you gave me a semi.

Just a semi?? I'll have to try harder next time.


OK I'm not spending two years with that thing clamped to my dick no matter who wants it when it's done. Looks like I could roll over in my sleep and impale myself.

Besides, wouldn't it cause stretch marks on the shaft? My peepee is too pretty for stretch marks.

I'm just saying there are options..

And i don't know about the stretch marks... anyone here have two years to waste and a foreskin to gain?? It could be our lil community forum science project. You can remain anonymous with a login titled "Lab Rat" you just have to show lots of pics of your cock before and during the restoration period. And I mean LOTS

Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Thrash on May 15, 2009, 06:33:53 PM
Man. that was hot.
Joygasm is made up of Thrash, hip, me, and apparently 5% bagman.

Thrash is a fucking idiot for not hooking up with this woman earlier.

You know, it's not for lack of trying, or like she ever took up on an invitation ...
It's always been open; you know?
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: taiko on May 15, 2009, 08:18:41 PM
you just have to show lots of pics of your cock before and during the restoration period. And I mean LOTS

this sounds like a trap.
have tricky & sarah been talking to you??
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: tricky on May 15, 2009, 10:21:40 PM
Man. that was hot.
Joygasm is made up of Thrash, hip, me, and apparently 5% bagman.

Thrash is a fucking idiot for not hooking up with this woman earlier.

You know, it's not for lack of trying, or like she ever took up on an invitation ...
It's always been open; you know?

Lack of trying??? You're so damn flakey I bet you barely even tried beyond some occassional flirting on message boards! You fag.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 15, 2009, 11:21:46 PM
I think Dave wants me to be more stalker-ish and just show up on his doorstep..

bent over..

And yes Tricky you are right
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: underclass on May 16, 2009, 10:35:09 AM
I'M STILL FLAPPING LADIES!!!!!
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 16, 2009, 11:01:57 AM
I think Dave wants me to be more stalker-ish and just show up on his doorstep..

bent over..

And yes Tricky you are right

I'm the type who wants to surprise you and cum in your mouth when you're sleeping.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: The Geek on May 16, 2009, 03:45:39 PM
i like the look of a pretty cut penis.

Just my preference, no real reason.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 17, 2009, 12:48:39 AM
I think Dave wants me to be more stalker-ish and just show up on his doorstep..

bent over..

And yes Tricky you are right

I'm the type who wants to surprise you and cum in your mouth when you're sleeping.

That actually sounds interesting...

Hmmm....
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: tricky on May 17, 2009, 04:05:34 AM
Danzig, please fuck Joygasm and publicly rub it in Thrash's face via this thread by telling him how awesome her ass feels and how he really missed out. This would give me great joy. K thx.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Tru on May 17, 2009, 09:16:59 AM
Quote
Un-jewed Cock

Interesting terminology.  Just goes to show how far religion goes to have a say over our lives.
99% of us never have a say in our mutilation. But the jews do!
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: hip on May 17, 2009, 09:46:02 AM
i've been with two uncircumcised dicks. first two, actually. i started to wonder if most guys were that way. i always thought it wasn't a big deal, until i saw a few really nice, clean cut cocks. they're so beautiful and proud and shiny. but i think it's cruel to cut foreskin off an innocent little baby. what to do if i have a little boy...?
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 17, 2009, 12:37:58 PM
I'm jewed up.  No elephant snout for me.

Danzig, please fuck Joygasm and publicly rub it in Thrash's face via this thread by telling him how awesome her ass feels and how he really missed out. This would give me great joy. K thx.

I'm still waiting for her number.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 17, 2009, 04:18:41 PM
You can totally trash my ass and I'll go get a tattoo on it that says.. "Danzig was here".


Would that make you happy, Tricky??
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: tricky on May 17, 2009, 04:27:24 PM
Yes, lovertits.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 17, 2009, 04:33:57 PM
Ok, sugarcunt.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 17, 2009, 07:36:33 PM
I love you both, my little muffintwats.
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Post by: taiko on May 17, 2009, 10:09:14 PM
Would that make you happy, Tricky??
I'm thinking tricky's not the only one that would be happy with that arrangement.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: taiko on May 17, 2009, 10:09:39 PM
I love you both, my little muffintwats.
dude.

there's a line, and you totally crossed it.

;D
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 17, 2009, 10:19:16 PM
Oh.....sorry.  I mean.....my little honeynips?
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: taiko on May 17, 2009, 10:25:37 PM
that's better.

just remember to show some respect when there are two girls trying to get you laid between themselves.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 17, 2009, 10:30:34 PM
Point taken.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 18, 2009, 01:46:45 AM
I can't speak for tricky but my twat looks nothing like a muffin...

Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: mosh on May 18, 2009, 04:17:09 AM
prove it. post photographic evidence of your twat.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: underclass on May 18, 2009, 04:21:18 AM
(http://www.nataliedee.com/060106/dry-ass-bran-muffin.jpg)


(O_O)
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: psychopathetic on May 18, 2009, 12:25:48 PM
i've been with two uncircumcised dicks. first two, actually. i started to wonder if most guys were that way. i always thought it wasn't a big deal, until i saw a few really nice, clean cut cocks. they're so beautiful and proud and shiny. but i think it's cruel to cut foreskin off an innocent little baby. what to do if i have a little boy...?

you let him make his own decisions regarding his penis?
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: psychopathetic on May 18, 2009, 12:51:18 PM
and, really, do a little research on the subject. circumcision is painful, cruel, unnecessary, and risky. why do it? because it looks pretty? you will be seeing your kid's penis on a regular basis for what, five or six years maximum. he's going to be seeing it for his whole life and maybe he doesn't want to see a scar every time he pees, takes a shower, masturbates, or gets intimate with someone.

it's an individual choice that every man should make for himself. if he decides to get cut later on at least then they'll use some anesthesia.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Lothar on May 18, 2009, 02:55:14 PM
A scar?
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Post by: hip on May 18, 2009, 05:34:15 PM
i think we should poll the audience on this one.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 18, 2009, 05:55:29 PM
I'm perfectly cut.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 18, 2009, 09:58:34 PM
I like the cut ones too! I'm not picky just never had an uncut one.


Just posting this for reference.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: psychopathetic on May 19, 2009, 10:52:25 AM
A scar?

yeah, about half of the guys i've been with have had a very noticeable scar all the way around their penis.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 19, 2009, 11:04:45 AM
I know that scar... I like to take my tongue and trace it all the way around...
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 05:25:18 PM
......no no, keep going!
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 19, 2009, 11:41:40 PM
...then lick all the way down to the balls and suck on them...

then lick back up to the head...

give a few tongue flicks..

then slap that cock against my face a few times...
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 11:45:25 PM
Oh that last part was my favorite!  I love doing that.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 19, 2009, 11:47:03 PM
I know!! Me too, it's fucking hawt!! Especially when we look up at you all slutty when we do it.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 11:52:17 PM
Don't make me whack off for the fourth time today.  That would set some record when it comes to the last time a did it 4 times in a day with no speed.
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Post by: Joygasm on May 19, 2009, 11:54:22 PM
I WILL FUCKING MAKE YOU!! CUM FOR ME YOU BITCH!!  :-*
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 11:57:49 PM
I like the cut of your jib!
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Post by: Joygasm on May 20, 2009, 12:15:23 AM
and I like yours...

NOW STROKE THAT FUCKING COCK!!!

and...

Details plz thx
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: taiko on May 20, 2009, 01:05:53 AM
That would set some record when it comes to the last time a did it 4 times in a day with no speed.

HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

oh, that's pretty lame.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 20, 2009, 01:26:43 AM
:(

I know.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 20, 2009, 02:39:27 AM
I can get him better numbers..
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Post by: bagman on May 21, 2009, 01:46:17 AM
I know!! Me too, it's fucking hawt!! Especially when we look up at you all slutty when we do it.

 :o
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 21, 2009, 03:30:41 AM
Had round 2 with that bad boy today. Had it for a nice 2 hours. Got to defile it so bad Satan himself was shaking his head.

Details soon..
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 03:41:49 AM
You're gonna make baggy faint.
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Post by: Joygasm on May 21, 2009, 03:43:01 AM
I just might.. hell I wanna faint!
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Post by: The Geek on May 21, 2009, 08:42:43 AM
It's all right, guys. She's new around here. She doesn't know any better...
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 08:47:47 AM
I though I was crystal clear when I said:
JOY.

LISTEN.

BAGMAN = DO NOT WANT.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: The Geek on May 21, 2009, 08:49:27 AM
I'm talking about you, numbnuts.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 08:52:07 AM
She already knows me more than a lot of you do.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on May 21, 2009, 09:59:41 AM
Ha ha!

(http://www.worldofstock.com/slides/PEM2381.jpg)

Quote from: 'pouting child'
Those assholes are so missing out
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 11:04:30 AM
They are :P
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Joygasm on May 21, 2009, 11:28:31 AM
I though I was crystal clear when I said:
JOY.

LISTEN.

BAGMAN = DO NOT WANT.

So, I should avoid all details of my sex life so I do not give Kyle a semi? Does something other worldly happen when he gets aroused?? Something veteran crime scene investigators would vomit over?
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 11:30:28 AM
WE DO NOT SPEAK OF SUCH THINGS.
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Post by: Joygasm on May 21, 2009, 11:34:07 AM
Kyle's arousal or crime scene investigators?
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 11:36:25 AM
SHHH!!!!
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Post by: Joygasm on May 21, 2009, 11:42:35 AM
 :-X
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: 13chemicals on May 21, 2009, 12:31:56 PM
I though I was crystal clear when I said:
JOY.

LISTEN.

BAGMAN = DO NOT WANT.

So, I should avoid all details of my sex life so I do not give Kyle a semi? Does something other worldly happen when he gets aroused?? Something veteran crime scene investigators would vomit over?

He finds out where you live via the internet and then asks you to go to Costa Rica with him. 
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: kc on May 21, 2009, 01:04:21 PM
Thanks Joy, you gave me a semi.

Just a semi?? I'll have to try harder next time.


OK I'm not spending two years with that thing clamped to my dick no matter who wants it when it's done. Looks like I could roll over in my sleep and impale myself.

Besides, wouldn't it cause stretch marks on the shaft? My peepee is too pretty for stretch marks.

I'm just saying there are options..

And i don't know about the stretch marks... anyone here have two years to waste and a foreskin to gain?? It could be our lil community forum science project. You can remain anonymous with a login titled "Lab Rat" you just have to show lots of pics of your cock before and during the restoration period. And I mean LOTS



you're a fucking genius.
Title: Re: ATTENTION: I HAD MY FIRST UNCUT COCK!
Post by: bagman on May 21, 2009, 02:20:06 PM
Danzig, let the woman speak.