Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: The Geek on May 16, 2009, 10:20:41 AM
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Are you gonna fuck this hoe or what?
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He's gone AWOL.
I suspect he's fucking something. Could be a woman. Could be a sheep. Could even be a dude.
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THHHHHHRRRRRRAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAaaaaaaaaaaassssssssssHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
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Pussy.
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total pussy. DO IT THRASH, YOU WON'T.
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Wait, what hoe are we talking about? At this rate I'm bound to tap Joygasm before he ever does.
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I would say the dude isn't real, or is a manda, cept I saw him and locked lips with him (buy accident) in person on my front porch.
COurse it's been 8 years...
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(buy accident)
How much did it cost?
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How does one accidently kiss someone?
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thank god typos are free!
it was a peck. I gave him a hug goodbye, the usual kiss on the cheek while he turned his head towards my cheek and lips locked.
Innocent.
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Pecks don't last 48 seconds, Mel!
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Alright. The story is out... we made out
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Wait, what hoe are we talking about? At this rate I'm bound to tap Joygasm before he ever does.
Hmmmm ...
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Haha. I'm so ADD.
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Every time christine makes out with somebody from loaded-gun she lies about it and turns it into a date rape story.
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I have never made out with her!
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Krsna, you mouth raped me outside the trestell. We did not make out despite your amazing memory.
And there's only ONE person on these boards that I made out with on choice! One by mouthrape (hilarious fyi) and one peck by accident.
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I've been wondering what form of payment Zoomie was taking for the kitchen work.
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i might rub my feet on his face!
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OR MAKE OUT WITH HIM AGAIN.
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Isn't that the same thing.. for Zoomie??
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Krsna, you mouth raped me outside the trestell. We did not make out despite your amazing memory.
And there's only ONE person on these boards that I made out with on choice! One by mouthrape (hilarious fyi) and one peck by accident.
I was totally threatening you with mouth rape when you used the most unusual and dubious defense of sticking your tongue in my mouth. I will admit it worked however, because it was exactly the reaction I didn't expect and like, the weirdest thing ever. Kissing your sister is yucky!
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http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=3868 (http://www.literotica.com/stories/showstory.php?id=3868)
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I've never mouth raped anyone. That sounds like it might be exciting to do to someone. I almost got mouthraped once myself. It was... weird and awkward. It was NYE, I was hanging out with a male friend who I didn't like in that way. He made the motion to kiss me and it was this weird me pushing him away as he is pulling me to him... this little struggle went on for at least 8 seconds. Then he asked me if he could kiss me on the cheek and I said no. We are not friends anymore.
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Lucas, why are you so into finding incest stories?
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Because he wants to fuck his unborn daughter?
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And his sister too.
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Oh krsna! YOu're so right! Now I remember. Just like my other defense was for joe to hold me down while you slapped my ass over and over, then climbed up me to make out. Totally worked, too!
Having your ass grabbed by your brother is yucky pants.
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Having your ass grabbed by your brother is yucky pants.
I agree.
Having your ass grabbed by Dave... PRICELESS!!
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Having your ass grabbed by your brother is yucky pants.
I agree.
Having your ass grabbed by Dave... PRICELESS!!
Ie, free
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Internet explorer?
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Lucas, why are you so into finding incest stories?
Why does everyone keep talking about incestuous things??
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Internet explorer?
It IS free.
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Lucas, why are you so into finding incest stories?
Why does everyone keep talking about incestuous things??
I think Luke was an only child so he didn't get to play Blue Lagoon and sexperiment with a little/older sister. Also, he was home schooled which turned him into a christian evangelist.
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I think Luke was an only child so he didn't get to play Blue Lagoon and sexperiment with a little/older sister. Also, he was home schooled which turned him into a christian evangelist.
True. False.
I have to go dance with snakes, now. ttyl.
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Oh krsna! YOu're so right! Now I remember. Just like my other defense was for joe to hold me down while you slapped my ass over and over, then climbed up me to make out. Totally worked, too!
Having your ass grabbed by your brother is yucky pants.
You are so crazy.
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I have to go dance with snakes, now. ttyl.
You lucky bastard. Wait... I didn't think you were gay???
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Ok, seriously; I've been trying to get with her for years now ...
I've given open invitations, and now that I have my own house, we'll see what she does ...
Seriously, I'm OBVIOUSLY all-in ...
Now,
Less talkie-talkie and more bookie-bookie for suckie-suckieassfuckie!
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"Trying to get with someone" ain't the same thing as inviting them to trek halfway across the country if they so desire.
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Trekking halfway across your country would be like, what, a 5 minute walk?
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20 minute drive.
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That's how long it takes me to get to the next town of notable size.
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Seriously, I'm OBVIOUSLY all-in ...
No, not yet but you will be...
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For the love of fuck. Go to orbitz and buy some goddamn tickets to visit Thrash next weekend.
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I'll be just south of Philly in two weeks.
Just sayin'.
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That's where I'm at... hmmm
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do you want to make it with a bear?
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Bear: A term used by gay men to describe a husky, large man with a lot of body hair.
Sure!!! Wouldn't be the first time.
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there you go Lucas, all you have to do to score is be in the same state.
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South of Philly would be Delaware.. I'm in Maryland.
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wherever - we'll get you a homing beacon
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Talk to Krsna - he'll either invite you, or not.
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Joygasm & eitje are going to have a bunch of beer-loving horny babies!
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How did I get involved in this?
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Well, I'm going to be in the area, so I involved you to decide if you wanted random people showing up at your BBQ.
Much like when I told tricky that the BBQ was in Philly - I'm offloading responsibility for a decision onto someone else.
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Well, I'm going to be in the area, so I involved you to decide if you wanted random people showing up at your BBQ.
Much like when I told tricky that the BBQ was in Philly - I'm offloading responsibility for a decision onto someone else.
Ah ha. Well, I don't think that Leah would like women she's never met coming over our house to hang out while she's at work.
And pregnant.
No, I don't think that would go over very well at all.
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i was wondering what happened to my invitation.
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Yeah, women don't like me unless they're gay or true bi. And by true bi I mean not that bullshit that happens sometimes when chicks are drunk.. I mean full out sober gals that like to lick snatch.
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I can tell. Straight women don't take kindly to promiscuous women.
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I've been wondering what form of payment Zoomie was taking for the kitchen work.
i might rub my feet on his face!
OR MAKE OUT WITH HIM AGAIN.
Isn't that the same thing.. for Zoomie??
STOP MAKING MY WONDERFUL FOOT FETISH INTO SOMETHING SORDID AND UNSEEMLY YOU ASSHOLES!!!
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I was implying that you were the one she made out with.
She was implying that your foot fetish was sordid.
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I think Joygasm is awesomeness!
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So, book the flight or not?
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JAX > Narita. Make it happen
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Jacksonville's better than Narita?
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my first thought as well.
however, i believe it means that narita is going to eat jacksonville.
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I knew a girl with that name, so, yes, it's possible ...
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Straight women don't take kindly to promiscuous women.
(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/ladies.png) (http://www.explosm.net/comics/1668/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)
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I'm not sure I fully get it ...
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it's a very subtle pun
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OK Dave, follow closely...
Gay jacket.
Straight (strait) jacket.
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it's okay. i totally didn't get it for like an hour. i was literally laying in bed and had one of those eureka moments.
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you were thinking about me in bed. :)
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Luke is implying that you masturbated in your bed while thinking about him, Sarah.
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i need a pocket sized version of brook. strictly for translation purposes.
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Luke is implying that you masturbated in your bed while thinking about him, Sarah.
untrue!
I was simply saying:
Jessie Baylin - Was I On Your Mind (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=uzkwWqD5UN4#noexternalembed-lq-lq2-hq)
:)
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i need a pocket sized version of brook. strictly for translation purposes.
I bet...
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Brook, Luke is implying that I want a pocket sized version of you to use for sexual purposes.
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I see... Luke is a fucking pervert (unlike you and I).
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Brook, Luke is implying that I want a pocket sized version of you to use for sexual purposes.
untrue!
I was simply thinking about:
Tiamat - Pocket size sun (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=6UgngIFk1CE#lq-lq2-hq)
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I see... Luke is a fucking pervert (unlike you and I).
Or Joy and I.
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This is the one place online that I come off sounding unperverted.
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This is the one of the places online that I come off sounding unperverted confused.
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OK Dave, follow closely...
Gay jacket.
Straight (strait) jacket.
I had the same thing Sarah did with this ...
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You wanted to use a pocket sized Tricky for sexual purposes?
Dude, just buy a butt plug.
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I didn't get it till it was explained a couple posts later. I was thinking something along the lines of the jacket being so lame that even a drooling mental patient was more attractive. It's now much funnier.
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You wanted to use a pocket sized Tricky for sexual purposes?
Dude, just buy a butt plug.
Either would be ok ...
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I see... Luke is a fucking pervert (unlike you and I).
Or Joy and I.
We're far from it. I'm like 2 steps away from a convent.
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I see... Luke is a fucking pervert (unlike you and I).
Or Joy and I.
We're far from it. I'm like 2 steps away from a convent.
Waiting to pick up innocent men as they walk home from work again, Joy?
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No, altar boys ...
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Nah, I'm done with the under 21 crowd. I'd rather find a man with a few more years experience. Someone that knows what they're doing and knows how to treat a woman's ass.
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*raises hand*
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Mr Thrash you have my full attention.
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*raises cock*
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Mr Danzig you now have the floor.
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I once rescued a little girl from a burning building with my erect cock.
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Poor little girl, now she'll never fuck a fireman when she's older.
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Or that's the ONLY people she will fuck.
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Good point..
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I'm a rescue worker ...
SNAP ...
Thanks, man ...
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I think it's just that I relate more to men. I'd rather drink beer or go to a game than sit around at Starbucks talking about how much my Christian Louboutin booties cost me.
Well of course if you think that's all that females do.
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It isn't?
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No. My female friends are more like drunken, lazy, sleazy guys. For example, when my friend Marissa calls me it's because she wants to go out and make guys buy us stuff, or to go swimming, or bike riding, or out to eat to try the new bbq place down the street. My friend Noelle calls me to compare crafting ideas. I guess we are too poor to talk about expensive booties or whatever.
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TITS!
Sorry, it had to be said ...
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These things are fucking ugly.
(http://www.iheartluxe.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/03/kristen-lee-satin-booties.jpg)
let's talk about this:
(http://estore.websitepros.com/stores/1981342/catalog/dvd-bangin%20booties.jpg)
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(http://www.djdfuse.com/Boyshorts%20and%20butts%20-%20what%20else%20is%20there.jpg)
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No. My female friends are more like drunken, lazy, sleazy guys. For example, when my friend Marissa calls me it's because she wants to go out and make guys buy us stuff, or to go swimming, or bike riding, or out to eat to try the new bbq place down the street. My friend Noelle calls me to compare crafting ideas. I guess we are too poor to talk about expensive booties or whatever.
I have a few chick friends. All they seem to wanna talk about is when I'm going to settle down and get knocked up. I'd actually take the Starbucks and Christian Louboutin chat over that..
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(http://cache.imagefap.com/images/full/25/429/429738980.jpg)
(http://cache.imagefap.com/images/full/36/112/1124217820.jpg)
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(http://tbn0.google.com/images?q=tbn:m2P8VkIcpfmB0M:http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v191/omegazab/werd.jpg)
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What is up with that woman's body? She's like man-barbie.
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That's Ice T's wife, Coco.
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I guess it's confirmed, Ice T's a fag.
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a fag into post-op caucasian dudes.
unfortunately, i seem to know a lot of dudes like that.
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You have to admit that that's a rockin' badonk-a-donk though.
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(http://pornstarbabylon.files.wordpress.com/2008/10/29183_coco_march_playboy13_123_498lo.jpg)
(http://www.addictedtocelebrities.com/nicole-coco-austin_sexy-nude/images/nicole-coco-austin-2.jpg)
I call him Baby Poo, he calls me "bitch get over here".
- Coco on pet names between her and Ice T
I think I'd have to hit.
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I'm tossed on this one ...
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I'm My salad is tossed on this one ...
Fixed.
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I think I'd have to hit.
You know she's gotta be a fucking animal in bed, too.
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Upon thinking, and jamming a bit, I realize I might have to as well ...
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she's a little too tan but i do like her body shape.
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I think I'd have to hit.
You know she's gotta be a fucking animal in bed, too.
Upon thinking, and jamming a bit, I realize I might have to as well ...
So it's agreed then, when I'm in the US, we'll kidnap her, and she can lay waste to the lot of us.
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I'll start drafting my will.
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I think that solidifies the loose agreement ...
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can you ?
Erik Mongrain - Air Tap! (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=g3p0Qpwwydc#normal)
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I just want to state, for the record, Joy supposedly had some pretty bad health problems a while back ...
... she's not returned my (or anyone's, for that matter) calls or texts
... I've not even seen her IP block in the logs lately
There's two theories to this ...
Either way, she is/was good fun ...
For the record, if she were serious, I'd have sent her a ticket for a weekend of hot fucking ...
... NO QUESTIONS ASKED AND IN A HEARTBEAT!
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She updated her fb page a couple days ago...
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Damn si, you just ruined weeks of dave's necro-spank bank.
kill joy.
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Pun intended?
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What is/was wrong with Joy?
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There's theories ...
I've not followed her FB page in a while ...