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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Tru on May 17, 2009, 02:21:48 PM

Title: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: Tru on May 17, 2009, 02:21:48 PM
When you have to force the cork into the bottle?
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: FAH-Q on May 17, 2009, 02:37:42 PM
You mean when the cork's fucked up and can't be pulled out, or you have no opener so the only way to get into the bottle is push the cork inside?

Or do you mean when you wanna put the cork back in but it's expanded a bunch so it's a bitch to shove in there?

Either way, yes.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: Drugmoth on May 17, 2009, 06:59:15 PM
Don't you hate it when your wine drips into your fridge from the tap?
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: Tru on May 17, 2009, 08:29:38 PM
yes
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: Lucky on May 17, 2009, 08:57:03 PM
Ralphie May- Kobe Bryant (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=cSCbChYeX-w#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: taiko on May 17, 2009, 10:17:08 PM
Oh, I see.  It's funny because the cork is being forced into the bottle!
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: underclass on May 17, 2009, 11:47:14 PM
Don't you hate it when your wine drips into your fridge from the tap?

Chilled rose?
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: Lucky on May 18, 2009, 07:51:50 AM
Oh, I see.  It's funny because the cork is being forced into the bottle!

Well... It's on topic cos the cork is being forced into the bottle. Whether or not it's funny is up for debate.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 18, 2009, 09:30:06 AM
Forcing the cork is the best part.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: taiko on May 18, 2009, 09:37:04 AM
When you have to force the cork into the bottle?

Since there wasn't really a topic to begin with, I don't think anyone's OFF topic at this point.

But I can say for sure that since I got a better corkscrew, I don't have this problem with wine bottles, ever.  The last time I ALMOST had this problem was in a restaurant, but I've learned my lesson about buying wine in most restaurants.

With that said, tricky - you don't like wine, right?  I was noticing a bunch of cheese/wine stuff going on in NYC in June.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: tricky on May 18, 2009, 10:11:34 AM
I like wine but it gives me really bad acid reflux. The last time I drank some it didn't (I had a little less than one glass). The last three times I drank it before then, I got really fucking awful acid reflux. I suppose if I take my medication a couple hours before I might be ok though. FYI there will probably be a ton of awesome things going on that weekend. There's often free outdoor movies, concerts, festivals, etc.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: taiko on May 18, 2009, 10:15:54 AM
Yeah, after I posted that, I was like "WTF am I doing?  Let her figure it out!  She's the native!"

So, I retract my comment, and commit myself to whatever heinous things you want to do.
edit:  excluding choking.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: tricky on May 18, 2009, 10:18:35 AM
No no you can of course give suggestions!

Dammit! No choking? argh
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 18, 2009, 10:22:48 AM
Luke's got big giant hands and you have a little tiny neck, I think he wants to avoid an Of Mice and Men type incident.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: tricky on May 18, 2009, 10:26:46 AM
I don't know what an Of Mice and Men type incident is.

Also, I'd be doing the choking.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 18, 2009, 10:30:53 AM
An Of Mice and Men type incident would be an accidental murder. But since apparently you would be doing the choking I think it's fair to assume his reaction wouldn't be accidental death, but rather him chuckling while saying, "Aww, isn't that cute!".
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: tricky on May 18, 2009, 11:05:42 AM
Jerky.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 18, 2009, 11:06:44 AM
Yeah, doesn't physics suck.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: tricky on May 18, 2009, 12:05:44 PM
So, I retract my comment, and commit myself to whatever heinous things you want to do.

I gues this means lots of shopping, drinking, and picking up dudes.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 18, 2009, 12:14:42 PM
And then making them eat their own jizz.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: FAH-Q on May 18, 2009, 02:07:42 PM
http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=32565525 (http://vids.myspace.com/index.cfm?fuseaction=vids.individual&videoid=32565525)

(0:50 to 1:11)
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: taiko on May 18, 2009, 11:16:24 PM
I think it's fair to assume his reaction wouldn't be accidental death, but rather him chuckling while saying, "Aww, isn't that cute!".
That's a good point!

But I wonder if the choking sensation is due to a constricted airway, or just a loss of blood to the brain.  Because she wouldn't need big hands just to hold my jugular closed.

On the other hand, is part of the strangulation fantasy that Tricky has RELATED to constricting an airway, and not just invoking a choking sensation...

i'm putting too much thought into this.  But it's an interesting question!
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: Joygasm on May 18, 2009, 11:18:52 PM
So, I retract my comment, and commit myself to whatever heinous things you want to do.

I gues this means lots of shopping, drinking, and picking up dudes.


Tricky we gotta go out sometime...
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: tricky on May 19, 2009, 12:07:48 AM
Joygasm, yes we do.

RE: choking- you don't have to use hands. Arms work, and rope works too.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: taiko on May 19, 2009, 12:18:55 AM
There's only been one time that I was choked until I passed out, and I was approximately 8 feet away from picking up someone and throwing them into a fire.

Choking me unconscious was the right thing to do.

It took his full strength in a headlock, and about 5-10 seconds.

edit:  I put some thought into it, and I think it was about half the time I projected previously.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: Lothar on May 19, 2009, 03:48:24 AM
He was doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 19, 2009, 09:15:25 AM
A really good blood choke will work in about three to five seconds.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: Joygasm on May 19, 2009, 10:23:01 AM
Well, you are the expert...
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 03:36:07 PM
So, I retract my comment, and commit myself to whatever heinous things you want to do.

I gues this means lots of shopping, drinking, and picking up dudes.


Tricky we gotta go out sometime...

I can't imagine the things you two would do to some innocent man.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: taiko on May 20, 2009, 12:34:51 AM
I can't imagine the things you two would do to some innocent man.

...I need to get less innocent, QUICKLY.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: Joygasm on May 20, 2009, 12:51:58 AM
and by your other post I see it's happening..
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: taiko on May 20, 2009, 01:13:28 AM
and by your other post I see it's happening..
nah, not really.
it's all drunken bravado.
Title: Re: Dont you fucking hate it
Post by: Joygasm on May 20, 2009, 01:34:19 AM
TRICKY: Keep him drunk when he gets there!!!!