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Title: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 19, 2009, 09:17:28 PM
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: taiko on May 20, 2009, 12:08:36 AM
I bet it's something like this.

Guy In Prison Crying (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=B7bj9svV_IY#lq-hq)
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 20, 2009, 02:08:42 AM
Bwa ha ha.  Nice knockers!
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Lothar on May 20, 2009, 03:15:14 AM
(http://images.coveralia.com/audio/m/Mayhem-Dawn_Of_The_Black_Hearts-Frontal.jpg)
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 20, 2009, 03:22:30 AM
You can't hotlink from there but just looking at the title of the image I know what it is.  And it's a picture of Dead with his brains blown out.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Lothar on May 20, 2009, 08:36:44 AM
You could always just copy link location and paste I guess.

Yes, it's the album cover with Dead's brains blown out.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Zoomie on May 20, 2009, 06:40:34 PM
She did have nice feet, tho.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: mosh on May 21, 2009, 04:56:04 AM
*YAWN*
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 05:00:39 AM
Yeah, didn't think you would ever appreciate his music, like you would even listen to it.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Nitya on May 21, 2009, 01:27:52 PM
August 1993, huh?
I was 5 months old.

Apparently he even has a daughter the same age but has seen her only twice..
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: 13chemicals on May 21, 2009, 11:22:35 PM
That's why I'll never have kids, because knowing my luck I'd end up being a single mom.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 11:40:43 PM
August 1993, huh?
I was 5 months old.

Apparently he even has a daughter the same age but has seen her only twice..

Oh wow, you're jailbait.....good to know.  I was thinking you were in your early 20s.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: mosh on May 21, 2009, 11:52:43 PM
Yeah, didn't think you would ever appreciate his music, like you would even listen to it.

It's not that, I've listened to his stuff... its more that the whole saga has been beaten up to being far more than it actually is.

The guy's an egomaniacal coward who killed the guy who brought the scene together. Nothing more.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 22, 2009, 12:02:00 AM
Nothing more, other than being an amazing musician. 
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: taiko on May 22, 2009, 08:18:55 AM
Oh wow, you're jailbait.....good to know.  I was thinking you were in your early 20s.
http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=539.msg25682#msg25682 (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=539.msg25682#msg25682)

Also, 16 is age of consent in the UK.  The radio person here in Austin that Sahki sounds like said so, the other day, so we know it's true.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Nitya on May 22, 2009, 03:24:56 PM
Oh wow, you're jailbait.....good to know.  I was thinking you were in your early 20s.
Second person to say that to me today.

But yeah, 16 is the age of consent here.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 22, 2009, 04:19:19 PM
Varg Vikernes going crazy in jail. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ZHRsDuhFcTE#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: FAH-Q on May 23, 2009, 11:39:18 AM
But yeah, 16 is the age of consent here.

Just so you know, you know.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 26, 2009, 11:10:57 AM
Man, I wish I had a fat dopey bitch for a cell mate when I was in jail.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Zoomie on May 26, 2009, 11:34:49 AM
As far as Lord Varg is concerned, I'm happy he's getting out. I can't wait to hear that racist fuckhead tell how he took a big, black cock in every orifice of his body every night he was in jail.

I'd buy that book.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 07:20:20 PM
He lives in Norway.  I have a feeling the black cocks were few and far between.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: FAH-Q on May 26, 2009, 07:21:56 PM
Regardless, I'm sure he met some truly scary types in jail, as opposed to the pretend-scary oooh metal types.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 07:35:16 PM
I'm sure he got a lot of respect for STABBING SOMEONE 32 TIMES AND KILLING THEM.  I doubt he got fucked with that much.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: ttfg on May 26, 2009, 07:36:50 PM
A skilled knife could do it without the killing part.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 07:39:19 PM
Thanks for, once again, not making sense, Hojo.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Zoomie on May 26, 2009, 07:48:04 PM
Psh. Anybody can stab someone 32 times. Not everyone can do it with style. And few can make shitty music, stab someone 32 times, go to jail for 16 years, write an extremely racist manifesto and stick the label "Asatru" on it. That takes balls. Big balls. Big balls that should be cut off, stewed and fed to poor, starving black children with flies buzzing around their mouths. While Lord Asshat watches.

Yeah, you're starting to understand how much I loathe this guy.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: ttfg on May 26, 2009, 07:48:32 PM
I'm sure he got a lot of respect for STABBING SOMEONE 32 TIMES AND KILLING THEM.  I doubt he got fucked with that much.
A skilled knife could do it without the killing part.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 08:02:24 PM
I'm sure he got a lot of respect for STABBING SOMEONE 32 TIMES AND KILLING THEM.  I doubt he got fucked with that much.
A skilled knife could do it without the killing part.

Thanks for, once again, not making sense, Hojo.

Oh, and is someone retarded talking?  It's hard to tell.....all I can smell is
(http://4.bp.blogspot.com/_3RdG_yEYdLY/SUY9EC3LZOI/AAAAAAAAA5c/WESH6ASD0Wk/s400/Ginger.jpg)
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Zoomie on May 26, 2009, 08:35:19 PM
Joseph and Limbaugh: The fat drug addict chronicles...

(http://farm4.static.flickr.com/3384/3222029095_9390ddc79b.jpg)

Coming soon to a methadone clinic near you...
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 08:40:24 PM
I am NOT A CONSERVATIVE!!!! TAKE IT BACK!!!!
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Zoomie on May 26, 2009, 08:43:37 PM
No one called you a conservative.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 08:47:12 PM
Ugh.....you're even good at ruining my funny (http://www.urbandictionary.com/define.php?term=ginger).
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Zoomie on May 26, 2009, 09:05:39 PM
Yes well you can take me down at pharma consumption and behaving like R1. Outside of those we're pretty evenly matched.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: taiko on May 27, 2009, 12:18:14 AM
Is that anything like behaving like T1?
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 27, 2009, 12:48:15 AM
R1N1?
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: taiko on May 27, 2009, 12:51:06 AM
FLCL?
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: FAH-Q on May 27, 2009, 01:19:52 AM
Is that anything like behaving like T1?

I guess you probably weren't around for good ol' Ruthless1 (http://www.google.com/search?q=jeremy+daspin&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7GGLR_en), huh?

He was a flamer.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 27, 2009, 01:51:25 AM
Haha.....he got cancer and died.  It's funny because he probably wished cancerous death on most people he talked to online.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: FAH-Q on May 27, 2009, 01:55:17 AM
Not really. He was a bit of a douche, but not a total douche. He had his moments of coolth.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 27, 2009, 02:06:35 AM
Meh.  That's what I have to say about Ruthless1.  MEH!
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Nitya on May 27, 2009, 06:37:24 AM
Psh. Anybody can stab someone 32 times. Not everyone can do it with style. And few can make shitty music, stab someone 32 times, go to jail for 16 years, write an extremely racist manifesto and stick the label "Asatru" on it. That takes balls. Big balls. Big balls that should be cut off, stewed and fed to poor, starving black children with flies buzzing around their mouths. While Lord Asshat watches.

Yeah, you're starting to understand how much I loathe this guy.
Sounds like you're not particularly fond of those kids either.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Zoomie on May 27, 2009, 08:12:47 AM
Protein is protein, miss.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: mosh on May 27, 2009, 08:28:55 AM
Is that anything like behaving like T1?

I guess you probably weren't around for good ol' Ruthless1 (http://www.google.com/search?q=jeremy+daspin&rls=com.microsoft:en-us:IE-SearchBox&ie=UTF-8&oe=UTF-8&sourceid=ie7&rlz=1I7GGLR_en), huh?

He was a flamer.

Pfft he wasnt even that. He was a compiler of exceptionally meaningless words. But, occasionally, he had his moments.

Like this:
http://www.trogalicious.com/musashi/daspin1.htm (http://www.trogalicious.com/musashi/daspin1.htm)
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 27, 2009, 08:35:35 AM
I think part of his soul lives on in The Angry Video Game Nerd, James Rolfe.  At least the swearing part of him.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Zoomie on May 27, 2009, 08:45:00 AM
Fucking heed what I'm telling you...
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 27, 2009, 09:30:21 AM
Psh. Anybody can stab someone 32 times. Not everyone can do it with style. And few can make shitty music, stab someone 32 times, go to jail for 16 years, write an extremely racist manifesto and stick the label "Asatru" on it. That takes balls. Big balls. Big balls that should be cut off, stewed and fed to poor, starving black children with flies buzzing around their mouths. While Lord Asshat watches.

Yeah, you're starting to understand how much I loathe this guy.

I have to admit, I was completely baffled at why you would even know who the hell Varg was, let alone hate him so strongly. Then, everything fell into place and I understood completely.

Don't worry about Varg being a public relations disaster for Paganism. Not only does the general public not care about Paganism, but they are also unable to distinguish between Satanism, Paganism, or Wicca. To the general Christian public they are all Satanism, with or without Varg attached to any of it.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 27, 2009, 09:52:46 AM
Heed what Krnsa is telling you.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Zoomie on May 27, 2009, 10:42:11 AM
Who gives a fuck about the Chistian publics opinion? I'm talking when I'm at a Solstice celebration or someplace and some hammer wearing Aryan fuck starts shit.

Me: Dude, is that really necessary?
Him: You're a Jew, aren't you?
Me: As a matter of fact I am. I'm the Jew that knocked you on your ass at Blackstone Raids last year. Twice.

And then it gets ugly, with no armor in sight.

Like Ferris Bueller, Varg gives good kids bad ideas. Whatever.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: Drugmoth on May 27, 2009, 10:48:57 AM
Zoomie's cranky, he just needs his ribbon candy and Matlock and that should settle him down.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 27, 2009, 11:48:42 AM
That dude would have probably never have known you were a Jew if you hadn't taken that money-changer position.
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: FAH-Q on May 27, 2009, 05:28:11 PM
Hahahaha!
Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: taiko on May 27, 2009, 11:48:24 PM
Me: Dude, is that really necessary?
Him: You're a Jew, aren't you?
Me: As a matter of fact I am. I'm the Jew that knocked you on your ass at Blackstone Raids last year. Twice.


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Title: Re: Varg Vikernes to be released from prison after 16 years
Post by: FAH-Q on May 30, 2009, 01:39:27 PM
Hahaha awesome!