Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: underclass on May 20, 2009, 03:19:57 AM
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What are your turn-offs?
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Oh this will be good.
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This is really hard. I always try to make the best out of everything.
Let's see tho...
big nasty moles on cocks, small ones fine... big ones, I run!
Kiwi guys that don't give details about their whack off sessions
Jax guys that don't say... "Get on a plane now, bitch! This day, this time.. your ass, my cock!"
Chicks that only want to receive oral then pass out.
Guys that wear too much of that axe shit... i like a lil man smell
Too much eye contact during sex
Not telling me when you're about to cum *GRrrrrrr*
Not talking dirty back to me, or saying my name a lot
Having one of those snap on faces cuz you were mauled by a tiger or bear
More to come...
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That literally took her the hour between the time when it was posted and her post to think of what to say.
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lol I don't have many, what can I say??
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Kiwi guys that don't give details about their whack off sessions
I was thinking about the fun I could have with you and a bottle of single malt whisky in a new bar that's just opened here staffed entirely by AV actresses.
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Okay. I've had my fun. Being called out to spill more irl detail is going to fry my brain. I am Joygasm.
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I knew it!
I hope your ass survives the Dave effect.
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Okay. I've had my fun. Being called out to spill more irl detail is going to fry my brain. I am Joygasm.
Kiwi guys that don't give details about their whack off sessions
I was thinking about the fun I could have with you and a bottle of single malt whisky in a new bar that's just opened here staffed entirely by AV actresses.
Still holds.
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I knew it!
I hope your ass survives the Dave effect.
Dave wont get my ass; as long as I stay 4 inches away from the FL state line.
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Dave wont get my ass; as long as I stay 4 inches away from the FL state line JAX city limit.
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Chicks that only want to receive oral then pass out.
Having one of those snap on faces cuz you were mauled by a tiger or bear
Man, I totally agree with the first one. The second one is fucking hillarious.
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you can't still be upset about that?
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you can't still be upset about that?
Huh? I don't think you ever did that.
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you must be blocking it from memory. i very clearly remember the beating you gave me the next morning.
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Ohhh, that time. Yeah, I'm still holding a grudge about that.
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which is why i understand about not being invited to your bbq. i'm happy to keep both eyes unblackened, thank you.
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You would have only had one black eye if you hadn't tried to call the police.
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Okay. I've had my fun. Being called out to spill more irl detail is going to fry my brain. I am Joygasm.
Kiwi guys that don't give details about their whack off sessions
I was thinking about the fun I could have with you and a bottle of single malt whisky in a new bar that's just opened here staffed entirely by AV actresses.
Still holds.
Kk, thx. Now I'll be thinking about all that in the shower here in a minute.. yes, even the faggotry between you and homeless joe.. sexy
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Haha, you guys have faggotry!
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which is why i understand about not being invited to your bbq.
i wasn't even invited. It just happened that way.
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I leave Jax all the time, thank you very much ....
"Get on a plane now, bitch! Friday night; ... your ass, my cock!"
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Forty miles to Kingsland doesn't count...
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Or Orlando, Ct, NY, and all else I've been in just under a year ...
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Gonna come to Collier?
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I actually should go to Ct in the next week or two for my mom's b'day ...
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That's a good boy..
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My mom rocks, just make sure you don't book the suckie-assfuckie during that time ....
BTW, what's holding you up?
I've also not received any hot text msgs from you ...
904-608-2503
Anyone is welcome in that invitation ...
(I can't to see what Dylan sends me; *sigh*)
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Ignore this post.
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What post?
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This one.
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Hey, fuck you and the horse you rode in on!
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My mom rocks, just make sure you don't book the suckie-assfuckie during that time ....
Of course not. Mom always comes first.
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which is why i understand about not being invited to your bbq.
i wasn't even invited. It just happened that way.
i'm not upset. I SAID I'M NOT UPSET, DAMMIT. STOP FUCKING TALKING ABOUT IT.
(i just want to hear reviews on the spring rolls you better be rollin')
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yeah, but that BBQ will totally be awesome.
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SPRING
ROLLS
MOTHER
FUCKER
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oh, i don't know if spring rolls will go well with ribs.
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i can make ones like these
(http://www.showtennen.com/images/menu/big/harumaki.jpg)
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Don't make me add spring rolls to my turn off list!!!!!
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How about if we cover you in rib-sauce first
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OMG awesome idea! Got first dibs.
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My mom rocks, just make sure you don't book the suckie-assfuckie during that time ....
Of course not. Mom always comes first.
You know, I've read this 10 times, and, and I hate to say this, I just don't feel clean right now ...
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Why? She always comes first with me too.
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You know, I've read this 10 times, and, and I hate to say this, I just don't feel clean right now ...
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Those spring rolls would be good with a little Filipino box spring hog.
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those spring rolls look fucking good.
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Yeah, I'd take 'em either way ...
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in the mouth or up the arse?
You are versatile!
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Dude, why are you all up in my Kool-Aid?
I'M the anally obsessed one here, got it?!?!
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SPRING
ROLLS
MOTHER
FUCKER
NO SPRING ROLLS.
HAHAHAH!
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*sigh*
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My mom rocks, just make sure you don't book the suckie-assfuckie during that time ....
Of course not. Mom always comes first.
You know, I've read this 10 times, and, and I hate to say this, I just don't feel clean right now ...
I said "comes" not "cums". Incest = Do NOT Want ...
I'm not from West Virginia or New Jersey!
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OOTP!
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hehehe
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Fuckin' ^5!
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My mom rocks, just make sure you don't book the suckie-assfuckie during that time ....
BTW, what's holding you up?
I've also not received any hot text msgs from you ...
904-608-2503
Anyone is welcome in that invitation ...
(I can't to see what Dylan sends me; *sigh*)
I bet this is actually the # to a gay bar in Jax...
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I bet this is actually the # to a gay bar in Jax...
Yeah, it's Dave's number. He already said that.
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I was just testing something...
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Wait so who have I talked to on the phone.....eerrghh, lemme think......let's see, there was Mosh, Joy, Geek, HoJo......I think that was it. Did I miss someone?
*Edit: That was me kind of talking to myself. I do that sometimes. It's kinda like twittering.
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I talked to you on the phone four years ago but all you wanted was phone sex so I deleted your number.
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Well feel free to call me if you change your mind.
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I appreciate the offer but I'm going to pass.
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It's been over 2 months since I had phone sex. I hope I'm not getting rusty..
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There's your invitation Danzig.
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I've spoken to quite a few of youse on the phone. Fuck if I can remember well enough to make a list, though.
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There's your invitation Danzig.
He already has an open invite and he knows it too. hehe
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Yeah, I was about to say, I've had the invitation to do pretty much anything I want with Joy. If the mood strikes me, I'll be sure to go to her for phone sex.
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Cool it with the flattery dude! Don't go spoiling her.
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I've spoken to quite a few of youse on the phone. Fuck if I can remember well enough to make a list, though.
I'd talk to you, but a phone call would be expensive. Skype!
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I'll Skype or phone chat with anyone.
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^whore
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I'm a total whore.
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And I never say whore like it's a bad thing.
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You know, I've known Joy for years and I've yet to speak to her ...
... damn; DENIED!
I don't know which of you fucks I've talked to, phone or Skype, over the years ...
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You should have my # now.. unless I gave it to a gay bar??
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Joy has such a sexy voice. I look forward to our super hawt 'n dirty phone sex. :-* @ Joy.....oh wait, I forgot, she doesn't like kissing :(
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I've NEVER had your number, Joy ...
Not in all these years ....
Don't you think we'd have spoken in that case?
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Ahhh, i stand corrected; she sent me a text and my phone was on silent ...
Ok, for today, 06/04/09, I, DAVE THRASH, willing accept, and now have the "IGNORANT DOUCHE OF THE DAY" award ...
(and ONLY TODAY!)
hahahaha ....
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http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153799 (http://www.southparkstudios.com/clips/153799)
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I worded it to avoid that, but ....
.... yeah
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Hahaha, you didn't avoid it very well!
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Ahhh, i stand corrected; she sent me a text and my phone was on silent ...
Ok, for today, 06/04/09, I, DAVE THRASH, willing accept, and now have the "IGNORANT DOUCHE OF THE DAY" award ...
(and ONLY TODAY!)
hahahaha ....
:-*
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I really have to fully READ these threads instead of just "catching up" with them ....
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How old is Joy?
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How old is Joy?
Just a little older than you and me.
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How old is Joy?
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I'm 31.
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W3rd ...
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31 years of experience ;D
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I dunno about 31, but I'm sure there's still lots of it in there ...
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31 years of experience ;D
god i hope not. what a crappy childhood.
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I'd actually make sense, you know ...
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I know you would... scary, huh??
And that would be 18 years of experience..
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I'd actually make sense, you know ...
IT'D, it was a typo ...
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I know you would... scary, huh??
And that would be 18 years of experience..
Haha, either way, I want you to show me how experienced you are. You can practice on mah cock.
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TOO SUBTLE!
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13? really?
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I'd actually make sense, you know ...
IT'D, it was a typo ...
I meant, you'd make sense... in my ass.
13? really?
Yeah.
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I would, yes ....
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Balls deep in my ass..
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I'm still scratching my head as to why Brook has haunted my dreams, but Joy has yet to make an appearance.
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Hmmmm..
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I had my first kiss at 14, I was shy.
Joygasm on the other hand is a gangsta!
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Is 13/14 super-early? I got laid for the first time at 14. It was awesome. She's dead now.
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I would have said yes, but the guy who pitches on my baseball team got it done when he was nine
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NINE?! Wow. I wonder if he even had any pubes, or balls bigger than the size of jelly beans.
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... or cum, or ...
I don't buy that "sex before ten" thing, really ...
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I was 13 but the guy I was with thought I was 15. He was 16. I was one of the youngest in my high school so I lied about my age a lot.
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Oddly, that makes sense ....
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I'm surprised you didn't go all Tracy Lords and start doing underage porn.
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This I also thought of ...
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Joy, post pics of you when you were a teen. I need some J/O material.
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I'm surprised you didn't go all Tracy Lords and start doing underage porn.
Actually, there is something out there of me in a spit roast at age 15.
Joy, post pics of you when you were a teen. I need some J/O material.
Ok let me see what I can find..
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Ok, this is gonna be interesting ...
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Ok let me see what I can find..
That's why I love you.....I don't think ANY other girl would respond that way.
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Ok let me see what I can find..
That's why I love you.....I don't think ANY other girl would respond that way.
you need to go to philly
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Fuck. Most of my old pics got destroyed when my water heater exploded last year. :( The only thing I can find is a prom pic and a choir pic.
I had some slutty pics of me on homecoming court that were awesome. I was really hoping to post them. I am so upset that I lost almost everything. :'(
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Awwww...... :(
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This is all I got.. I'll see what my sis saved later..
(http://i42.tinypic.com/2url55e.jpg)
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You so pretty!
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You were so pretty & innocent when you were at school, and it's great that you're on here and talking dirty to us now. Can I touch your nipple?
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No, she has vids of herself in a SPIT-ROAST at age 15 after fucking since 13 ...
You were so pretty & innocent LOOKING when you were at school, and it's great that you're on here and talking dirty to us now. Can I touch your nipple?
Fixed ...
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I actually don't have the vid. It was a hidden camera thing and I didn't find out about it till much later. I know it was sold to an adult book store back then and copies were made but I don't have one.
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Odd ...
Just, very odd ...
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Tell me about it..
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Joy = Underage Pr0n?
Just, odd ...
I'll still fuck you though ...
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Well, it's not like I want to be in underage porn..
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It's not like you can be anymore ...
You just "are" ...
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Yeah I am. Somewhere out there is a poor grade video taken in the dark where you can't even see my face cuz its buried in some guys crotch..
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Yeah ...
Somewhere ...
DrugMoth'll find it, I'm sure ...
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Kyle probably has it already.
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aww you were cute!
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aww you were cute!
past tense burn! only recovery is by posting pics of tits! tits!
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Nick, so you're a tit guy not and an ass or leg guy?
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ass! legs! tits!
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That was not a burn! And if you want random tit pics you ought to invite suzie over here
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Yeah, Suze is good for it.
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ass! legs! tits!
GO, BALLZ, DRIVE! (http://killfrog.com/animations-of/34-animations/88-bad-clues-part-1.html)