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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: bagman on May 20, 2009, 09:44:18 PM

Title: Just a glimpse.
Post by: bagman on May 20, 2009, 09:44:18 PM: This is the girl I am taking out Friday night. (The one I am 90% sure I will be banging on either my sofa or bed, in a matter of a couple of hours after we get back to my place.)

EDIT: Photos removed 5/25/2008. From here on out, no more photos.

No fucking bullshit.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 20, 2009, 09:49:24 PM: Dude, her face is BUSTED.

And she looks like Skeletor.
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 20, 2009, 09:49:46 PM: BAHAHAHAHAHA!
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Post by: Zoomie on May 20, 2009, 09:55:53 PM: Meh. I break skinny chicks.
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Post by: The Geek on May 20, 2009, 09:59:24 PM: i could probably vomit up some pizza fries and send them to her to eat
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 20, 2009, 10:01:08 PM: That last picture seems like I'm looking at an anorexia nervosa medical photo. Fucking gross.
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Post by: psychopathetic on May 20, 2009, 10:05:18 PM: her hair is shiny. wrap your hand up in it and then use it like a tether to bounce your fist repeatedly against her head.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 20, 2009, 10:10:16 PM: But he'd probably kill her. And no matter what everyone thinks of Baggy, we probably don't want him in prison. Although the stories would be hilarious!
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 20, 2009, 10:11:16 PM: Yeah, the ribs in the last photo are pretty unattractive. If I want ribs I'll go to krsna's house.
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Post by: Joygasm on May 20, 2009, 11:59:31 PM: Go hit it Kyle! Go fuck that skinny bitch!!
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Post by: bagman on May 21, 2009, 01:05:54 AM: J(http://loaded-gun.com/Smileys/default/wink.gif)gasm, I am ALL about getting up in those guts.

I'm skinny as fuck myself, so I'm used to it and skinny doesn't bother me. But the anticipation is killing me. I haven't laid a helping hand on my ding dong in over a week. Building up those reserves and popping my Zinc tablets, every day.

I want to blow a hole in the back of her head with all this pent-up pressure. (figuratively of course)
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Post by: Joygasm on May 21, 2009, 01:11:04 AM: Quote
I want to blow a hole in the back of her head with all this pent-up pressure.

*speechless*
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 01:12:22 AM: .....getting up in those guts.....

Fuck, can you TRY not to gross us out???? EVER????
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Post by: tricky on May 21, 2009, 01:16:36 AM: I just LOL'ed at both Joygasm & danzig's replies.

I don't know if that makes me uncool, but whatever. I've been LOL'ing over internet stuff a little too much lately.

"getting up in those guts" bagman is fucking ROMANTIC! let's get married Kyle! oh yeah i deleted your # from my phone because you creep me out.
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Post by: Joygasm on May 21, 2009, 01:19:06 AM: Quote from: bagman on May 21, 2009, 01:05:54 AM
I want to blow a hole in the back of her head with all this pent-up pressure.

*still speechless*
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Post by: tricky on May 21, 2009, 01:20:04 AM: I hope you mean speechless in a bad way. Please do not want to fuck bagman. He's way fucking creepy, in a not good way.
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Post by: bagman on May 21, 2009, 01:21:25 AM: Hahahaha I love it.

Don't worry Tricks, I won't ever text/call you again.
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Post by: tricky on May 21, 2009, 01:22:44 AM: *cries*
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Post by: bagman on May 21, 2009, 01:24:50 AM: Quote from: tricky on May 21, 2009, 01:22:44 AM
*cries*

Aww, here here. We still get to meet in person in November!
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Post by: underclass on May 21, 2009, 01:25:22 AM: I'd hit it. But not after you have
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 01:26:35 AM: JOY.

LISTEN.

BAGMAN = DO NOT WANT.
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Post by: bagman on May 21, 2009, 01:29:33 AM: Hey, you know I am relatively clean!

Speaking of that... it's been almost 6 months and I guess I need to drag my ass to a local clinic and get my penis swabbed. J told me she had a clean bill of health, and so did suicide girl a few weeks ago, and no itching/oozing/discoloration/pimples/lice/warts, etc.

What the fuck would I do if it turns out I am now HIV positive?

Golden Gate Bridge, here I come!
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Post by: mosh on May 21, 2009, 04:54:15 AM: I wouldnt touch it. It's got a face like a smashed arsehole.

Actually, maybe I would touch it...
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 04:59:35 AM: You know she is a dog, why else would he blur out her face? To accentuate her skeleton? Surely not for privacy reasons.
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Post by: The Geek on May 21, 2009, 08:37:59 AM: No one even mentioned the fact that he referred to his penis as "ding dong"
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 08:46:00 AM: If we are gonna start pointing out shit he says like that then it would just open the floodgates.
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Post by: The Geek on May 21, 2009, 08:51:55 AM: What?
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 08:53:27 AM: I thought that was pretty clear.
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Post by: The Geek on May 21, 2009, 09:00:13 AM: No! There was a post from eitje in here that said in all caps that we sucked at seeing things... or something?
Now it's gone!

That's what my "What?" referred to!
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 09:03:25 AM: What?
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Post by: Joygasm on May 21, 2009, 11:32:33 AM: Quote from: bagman on May 21, 2009, 01:05:54 AM
I want to blow a hole in the back of her head with all this pent-up pressure.

*is still speechless*
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 11:33:52 AM: There is a reason it's so pent up.
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Post by: Joygasm on May 21, 2009, 11:36:59 AM: Quote from: Joygasm on May 21, 2009, 01:19:06 AM
Quote from: DRUGMOTH on May 21, 2009, 01:05:54 AM
I want to blow a hole in the back of her head with all this pent-up pressure.

BRT
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 21, 2009, 12:27:45 PM: Why won't you let us see her face? Stupid.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 12:28:55 PM: You answered your own question, Snausha.
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Post by: bagman on May 21, 2009, 02:26:36 PM: Maybe because her face is terribly, horribly disfigured and so grotesque it should be in fucking Ripley's Believe it or Not, in the "Yes that IS a face" section.

More probably:

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You guys really did frighten me with regards to J - especially you Danzig - and I have a bit more wisdom now, and won't be so careless in the future. Unfortunately for you, henceforth I will be much more lean on the details of my sexual escapades when posting here.

This includes blurring faces when appropriate, not even giving these women a first-letter name anymore, not posting how I met them, etc.
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Post by: hip on May 21, 2009, 03:56:36 PM: please stop all of this.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 21, 2009, 05:02:58 PM: Haha, I'm the hacker that made the Pentagon beef up their security!
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Post by: Libertine on May 21, 2009, 05:24:18 PM: Yeah man pretty top secret stuff here. I'm glad that I get a dossier on every girl you bang. This one must be highly classified because her face got hit with the squid ink or something.
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 21, 2009, 06:12:12 PM: If this girl doesn't give a shit about pics of her tits in a push up bra are on the internet then why would she give two shits about you showing her face. She probably thinks she is super hot and is just letting you buy her a hot meal and some booze for the evening. I bet you that Kyle doesn't hit that.
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Post by: tricky on May 21, 2009, 06:52:13 PM: Yeah, if I had to choose, I'd choose face and clothed versus blurred out face and half naked.

Either way, Kyle's a dick for posting these pics. But I'm addicted to these stupid updates, so please don't stop!
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Post by: ttfg on May 21, 2009, 06:58:20 PM: Who put them on the internet ?
Did she send them to kyle via email ?
Did kyle upload them ?

They reversed that image to catch a pedo... blurs and other filters ?...
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Post by: bagman on May 21, 2009, 08:01:11 PM: Sarah McLachlan - Building A Mystery - (Link for HQ version is in Info) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=4AFDHia51Do#noexternalembed-lq-lq2-hq)
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 21, 2009, 10:56:30 PM: (http://i153.photobucket.com/albums/s212/eperez_94/douche.jpg)
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Post by: ttfg on May 21, 2009, 11:06:10 PM: and posting a pic that could get him hard will help...
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Post by: bagman on May 22, 2009, 02:28:49 AM: T-minus uhhh, about 20ish hours. :P
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Post by: Zoomie on May 22, 2009, 07:19:02 AM: I got $100 that says any one or all of us of us could find her via myspace or facebook, before your date tonight, with just the pics you posted already.

So yeah. Epic douchebaggery. Your virginity was funny. Your losing it doubly so. You've since turned into Creepo the creepy creep. The only people you're entertaining with this shite are Geek, whose cruelty is legendary and tricky, who can't commit to a disembodied penis.

Stop it, Kyle. Just stop it.
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Post by: tricky on May 22, 2009, 09:33:51 AM: Stop it? This shit is too funny! It's like a one big flaming trainwreck!
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Post by: The Geek on May 22, 2009, 09:48:31 AM: HEY NOW, at this point I almost agree with Zoomie!

By the by, I really enjoyed this part of your post:

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The only people you're entertaining with this shite are Geek, whose cruelty is legendary

I had to put the laptop down because I was laughing so hard when I initially read this.
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Post by: tricky on May 22, 2009, 09:56:31 AM: Quote
and tricky, who can't commit to a disembodied penis

i don't get what this means. i can't commit to a dildo? huh?
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Post by: Zoomie on May 22, 2009, 11:11:33 AM: My point has been certified. My work here is done.
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Post by: tricky on May 22, 2009, 11:15:45 AM: Your comment makes absolutely no sense to me. I read it as, I can't commit to a dildo. I have one dildo that I use, I'm in a monogamous committed relationship with my dildo. We've been together for almost a year now. I don't want bagman's real penis, or his fake penis.
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Post by: 13chemicals on May 22, 2009, 01:29:02 PM: That was almost too easy Zoomie.

(http://c3.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images01/92/l_64be31212f637a8e325ea50d81462d82.jpg)

I give you Kaci or Carrie.. I dunno. (Let's see how fast Kyle deletes this)
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Post by: Libertine on May 22, 2009, 04:28:18 PM: Her face isn't too bad. Certainly not the train wreck I was expecting from the censoring.
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Post by: bagman on May 22, 2009, 08:50:31 PM: Quote from: Zoomie on May 22, 2009, 07:19:02 AM
Stop it, Kyle. Just stop it.

Zooms and hip, okay.

Sorry to creep you out. (seriously)
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Post by: FAH-Q on May 23, 2009, 02:10:17 PM: Quote from: bagman on May 21, 2009, 01:29:33 AM
Golden Gate Bridge, here I come!

[tom-style feigned obliviousness]You're gonna come to Warped Tour with me?[/tom-style feigned obliviousness]
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Post by: bagman on May 23, 2009, 07:29:00 PM: All I will say is that I just woke up (6pm). She left about 9am.

I am worn out.
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 23, 2009, 10:32:38 PM: Yeah now that you are devirginized it's not nearly as enthralling. Keep your sexual exploits to yourself.
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Post by: Zoomie on May 24, 2009, 12:24:11 PM: Quote from: tricky on May 22, 2009, 11:15:45 AM
Your comment makes absolutely no sense to me. I read it as, I can't commit to a dildo. I have one dildo that I use, I'm in a monogamous committed relationship with my dildo. We've been together for almost a year now. I don't want bagman's real penis, or his fake penis.

You seem to forget that much of what I post here is designed to elicit a response, which it has. This makes me amazingly average. Move along, nothing to see.
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Post by: tricky on May 24, 2009, 12:32:30 PM: Kudos to you. Give yourself a pat on the back. Good job Zoomie!
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Post by: Drugmoth on May 25, 2009, 07:32:37 PM: Zoomie gets a cookie!
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Post by: Thrash on May 26, 2009, 06:12:16 PM: Actually, I still rather like it ...
(and the ensuing abuse)