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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: (_)_)===D on May 21, 2009, 04:02:18 PM
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Man, mine does. There's been a couple of times that she went ape shit over them, but if she had only read them in context (ie: compared the outgoing to the ingoing messages) she would have seen that she had jumped the gun. Ha ha! Fun times.
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i used to be all about it, with my 5-year boyfriend. it turned out my jealousy, although at the time unfounded, was completely justified the entire time.
i've never snooped like that since. i also try not to date scumbags anymore.
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Why can't I answer? How sexist.
When I was with YOU KNOW WHO, I did once look at his phone, but that was before everyone texted and we had some fight over it. But it was kind of weird. he had a different ringtone for this one girl and it was really odd. This was the same girl that I to this day think he had something going on with. He was very shady about her.
He was FREAKISHLY obsessed with keeping his phone on him at all times. He never wanted me to look at it or even hold it.
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i've never snooped like that since. i also try not to date scumbags anymore.
same.
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I never have actually looked at any... but then again that bastard had a separate phone for me to see. The hidden one was for his wife and boyfriends.
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I barely use my cell phone so I could care less. Hald the time I've either lost it or let the battery die, anyway.
My sister's husband asked for a divorce after snooping in her cell phone, though. She got a creepy text message from an older co-worker. If he had just asked and found out that she had complained to her boss about it, he could've spared everyone a lot of headache.
THough now they really are going to get divorced, since that fight seems to be beginning of the end of my sister putting up with him and his temper.
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I've never snooped in hers and I doubt she has snooped in mine.
You should never have to snoop on your significant other, if you are even suspicious about anything you should change your situation. That shit is retarded.
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if you are even suspicious about anything you should change your situation.
Unfortunately for me, it took me a lot later than sooner to realize that my life would be much more awesome not being there.
One day towards the end of it we were having a conversation, talking about how basically it was not going so well between us, and I asked him if I could look at his phone. he wouldn't let me. I went out to put some clothes in the washing machine, then when I came back he offered to let me look at it. Uh, yeah, I'll look at it right after you delete all the text messages from whoever.
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My ex boyfriend looked at my text messages and I wasn't doing anything. Then, he treats me like a psycho when I accidentally stumble onto his porn addiction. Cocksucker. I say, if you have nothing to hide then let her look at your texts to prove she's being a twat.
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Nobody "accidentally stumbles" onto anything on another person's computer.
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I go out drinking with other women a lot, my wife often calls to ask if I'm having a nice time and what would I like for breakfast tomorrow
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Nobody "accidentally stumbles" onto anything on another person's computer.
When you are typing www.t............... into a web address bar and www.tnaflix.com (http://www.tnaflix.com) automatically comes up, then YES, you accidentally stumble onto someones porn site.
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I do remember that, krsna!
I have been the victim of snooping, so therefore I never snoop. Besides, you should trust your mate 100%. No trust means no relationship for me.
HOWEVER. I borrowed the last ex's (RIP relationship Nov 2007-Sept 2008) phone to call my mother but decided to text her instead (rather than get into a LONG conversation) He had the env1 and the damn buttons were all cracked so i just mashed buttons to text her and up came his sent messages. On Verizon phones you can read the first line of all of your texts as a breakdown in the text menu (if that makes any sense). While trying to get to a blank text I saw: "Why can't we be together?"
I had long suspected he was in love with his best friend, so I figured I'll be damned if I'm gonna get lied to and read on. The texts confirmed everything.
I made note of the date and let it be.
I gave him an opportunity to come clean to me, but he didn't. And yet, he flipped on me when I made a new male friend and accused me of cheating. I stood in front of him in my palor and asked him if he really liked being a hypocrite then asked him to explain the texts.
He denied and denied. Then cried.
I think you'll all feel a bit of pride when I tell you the next part
As he wept and cried I stood across from him, violin under my arm and said:
*sigh* "Are you done yet?"
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As he wept and cried I stood across from him, violin under my arm and said:
*sigh* "Are you done yet?"
That deserve a standing round of applause.
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The violin makes it!
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As he wept and cried I stood across from him, violin under my arm and said:
*sigh* "Are you done yet?"
And then you crushed the violin across his head ftw
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I hope you played him out...
Yeah you have to trust each other completely. Phones ring here constantly, it's usually someone looking for money. We send them to voicemail but once in a while someone asks "Who was that?" and suspicion rears its ugly head. And it hurts.
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shit, my text messages are all DULL.
someone send me something dirty, please!
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hahahaha I could do that but it'd probably be more gross than hot.
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Thank you! Thank you! *bows*
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shit, my text messages are all DULL.
someone send me something dirty, please!
Joy will probably do that free of charge.
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aww fuck dating... I'm trying to get out of this date that I said I would go on tonight. I don't feel like doing the small talk thing, the being nice thing, and the cute thing. I just feel like going out, getting wasted, and acting like a cunt to everyone.
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exclaim that you have explosive mudd but and need to go home.
If he's into that then see it as a free pass to shit on his chest.
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I never really cared if my girlfriends were getting texts or calls from anyone, mostly because
a) I had female friends I would talk to
b) If they would clear off occasionally I could relax and watch some footy
A couple of times I somehow heard or caught them cheating, and then I just dumped their asses tight there and moved on.
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My problem is that I am out of the loop. I haven't dated anyone but my ex for about two years. I can't remember how I got all of those other cute younger guys before. Well I'm going out with my guy friends, (trying to drag Luke out with promises of Latin girls), and maybe I'll figure it out again.
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shit, my text messages are all DULL.
someone send me something dirty, please!
Joy will probably do that free of charge.
Dylan's right, I would...
just ask!
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The violin makes it!
"You know what this is? It's a regular-sized violin playing just for you."
Amy and I both have cell phones, and neither of us snoop on each other - but then we don't really need to. We'll both answer either phone if they're ringing, or look at texts that come in. We have nothing to hide from each other, so each of the phones is more like just a tool that we use, rather than a very personal item.
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I just feel like going out, getting wasted, and acting like a cunt to everyone.
Well I'm going out with my guy friends, (trying to drag Luke out with promises of Latin girls)
mission accomplished!
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shit, my text messages are all DULL.
someone send me something dirty, please!
Joy will probably do that free of charge.
Dylan's right, I would...
just ask!
Everyone on the planet has my cell number(s), yet, no disturbingly vile texts ...
I'm disappointed with the lot of you!
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what about leaving sites logged in on computers shared with your SO? i leave l-g logged in and my gmail account.. my facebook, too. not my IM stuff, though.
nick can snoop all he wants. there's nothing to find.
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I never thought to log out tbh.
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what about leaving sites logged in on computers shared with your SO? i leave l-g logged in and my gmail account.. my facebook, too. not my IM stuff, though.
nick can snoop all he wants. there's nothing to find.
That you KNOW of.
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I tend to log out of msn or email or whatever by habit. I'm logged permanently into this place though.
To be honest though if I actually wanted to hide shit from Amy I wouldn't even have to log out of things. She sees computers as a sort of necessary evil these days, as opposed to a source of information. She knows who you fuckers are, although not usually by name (ie: "tattoo artist from Philly", "Aussie dude who sent us American Hardcore", "dude who lives in Baltimore who just went to Saints & Sinners", etc.), but has no interest in sitting around chatting or posting or any of the other shit that entertains me online.
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Has she ever said "cough syrup junkie from Maine"?
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you may be still flying under the radar
si - pm me your postal address. I'll send you weird stuff
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She knows who you fuckers are, although not usually by name (ie: "tattoo artist from Philly", "Aussie dude who sent us American Hardcore", "dude who lives in Baltimore who just went to Saints & Sinners", etc.), but has no interest in sitting around chatting or posting or any of the other shit that entertains me online.
Exactly! Detroit and I discussed this last night. I told him that there's nothing to hide, if he'd like to read it he can, he'll meet most of you fuckers soon enough. And for those of you who I haven't met yet, this applies to you too (geek tour will hopefully come in the next two years).
And yes, he has no interest in chatting or anything like that.
I did let him know where his name came from.
Thanks, guys. He loves it.
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I have a STRICT policy whereas girls that I'm dating CANNOT look through my shit at random ...
Meaning, you ask me, it's cool; you do it, you're OUT!
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I have a STRICT policy whereas girls that I'm dating CANNOT look through my shit at random ...
Meaning, you ask me, it's cool; you do it, you're OUT!
Absolutely.
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Thank you for agreeing!
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I have a STRICT policy whereas girls that I'm dating CANNOT look through my shit at random ...
Meaning, you ask me, it's cool; you do it, you're OUT!
What if you're just fucking them after they fly in from outta town??
Seriously, I could care less about your texts though.. unless they say.. "I have a good place for you to ditch the body of the chick from MD".
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OH SHIT, DAVE!
Game over, man. Game over!
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Sent.
Shit, I hope no one is monitoring his texts...
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Hahahahahahaha ...
He DID send that too!
I didn't get it at first, thought it was something else; but now it's way funnier!
No, seriously; where?
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Zoomie FTW!!
Even though it has to do with my demise..
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I didn't get it at first, thought it was something else; but now it's way funnier!
Dude, even I know the difference between MD and NJ.
The women in NJ are way skankier and they don't talk funny.
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The women in NJ totally talk funny.
(http://7.media.bustedtees.com/bustedtees/mf/c/2/bustedtees.4281e97c9b24b39ea5e3bc42ed07f8bd.gif)
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Not compared to the women in Maryland...
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Not compared to the women in Maryland...
That's because the girls from NJ don't have dicks in their mouth all of the time.
Makes it easier to talk!
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Interesting theory worth investigating.
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Tricky, Zoomie ...
The ultimate skank debate ...
With special guest moderator, eitje ...
Sunday, 9PM EST - Only on Dish Network!
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I didn't get it at first, thought it was something else; but now it's way funnier!
Dude, even I know the difference between MD and NJ.
The women in NJ are way skankier and they don't talk funny.
So saying "Joisey" isn't funny?
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"Hoipies"
"Teboikulosis"
Hmmm, I'd consult Carlin on this, however, he's currently dead ...
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Allegedly.
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Hang out in Morrell Park for a day. You'll get it.
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my friend just moved back home to jersey a week ago after living on the cape for 5 years, and adopting a non-accent like mine. i spoke with her yesterday, and she already sounds ultra jersey.
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detroit's parents just bought a house on the cape
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donde?
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I FUCKING HATE JERSEY GIRLS!
(For the most part)
Being from Ct, we there either really like, or would really like to kill, people from Jersey ...
... most Jersey girls just fucking annoy the hell out of me
... it's happened recently, in fact
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a place called "orleans". are you near there? Ill be up there late summer...
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I FUCKING HATE JERSEY GIRLS!
(For the most part)
Being from Ct, we there either really like, or would really like to kill, people from Jersey ...
... most Jersey girls just fucking annoy the hell out of me
... it's happened recently, in fact
*waits for Amanda's wrath*
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I FUCKING HATE JERSEY GIRLS!
(For the most part)
Being from Ct, we there either really like, or would really like to kill, people from Jersey ...
... most Jersey girls just fucking annoy the hell out of me
... it's happened recently, in fact
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH A JERSEY GIRL? YOU ARE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU HAVE TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS IN YOUR STATE. PEASANT. a lot of cool actresses and musicians were born and raised in NJ like: lil' kim, lauren hill, queen latifah, tara reid, whitney houston, susan sarandon, brooke shields, Janeane Garofalo, Daisy Fuentes, Vida Guerra ..
and as far as jersey boys goes, theres some really fuckin awesome ones: Bruce Springstien, Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Danny Devito, John Travolta, Denzel Washington, Dereck Jeter, DMX, Frank Sinatra.. just to name a few.
NJ girls don't say new joisey, and they don't have that irritating accent. We do have one, but its not really any different from anywhere else. Bitches who call it Joisey are from NY.
I'll always stick up for NJ. Lived here 20 years and counting. But seriously, how do you find us annoying?
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Like clockwork.
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I didn't get it at first, thought it was something else; but now it's way funnier!
Dude, even I know the difference between MD and NJ.
The women in NJ are way skankier and they don't talk funny.
WOW. i know a few skanks, but they don't speak for all of us. And thank's we do not talk funny. Dylan seems to think we do. I go other states, and don't see a difference. I know i don't sound like a straight up white chick or anything, but that's because In my life, I have had only a few white friends, and been living in the same neighborhood for 17 years where whites are the minority. 98% of my friends are black, and I even have black family members. I don't think it's just me though. we have different slangs, yeah, but not a funny accent.
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http://www.yourish.com/2008/12/11/5725 (http://www.yourish.com/2008/12/11/5725) :P :P :P
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Not compared to the women in Maryland...
That's because the girls from NJ don't have dicks in their mouth all of the time.
Makes it easier to talk!
Hey! I'm from MD and I don't have a dick in my mouth right now.
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Not compared to the women in Maryland...
That's because the girls from NJ don't have dicks in their mouth all of the time.
Makes it easier to talk!
Hey! I'm from MD and I don't have a dick in my mouth right...... now!.
fixed
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Not compared to the women in Maryland...
That's because the girls from NJ don't have dicks in their mouth all of the time.
Makes it easier to talk!
Hey! I'm from MD and I don't have a dick in my mouth right...... now!.
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I'M FROM NJ AND I DON'T HAVE A DICK IN MY MOUTH EITHER. AND I DIDN'T HAVE TO ............. HESITATE TO SAY IT.
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Thanks for fixing that, Nick. It's true I don't have one in my mouth this second but give me a few minutes...
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ok!
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I'll always stick up for NJ. Lived here 20 years and counting. But seriously, how do you find us annoying?
AND I'LL ALWAYS STICK UP FOR TEXAS. LIVED HERE 26 YEARS AND COUNTING.
It's true I don't have one in my mouth this second but give me a few minutes...
I WILL ALSO STICK UP FOR JOY.
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I'll always stick up for NJ. Lived here 20 years and counting. But seriously, how do you find us annoying?
AND I'LL ALWAYS STICK UP FOR TEXAS. LIVED HERE 26 YEARS AND COUNTING.
AND I'LL ALWAYS STICK UP FOR MAINE. LIVED HERE 24 YEARS AND COUNTING.
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AND I'LL ALWAYS STICK UP FOR DELAWARE!!! WAIT....... WHAT??
I WILL ALSO STICK UP FOR JOY.
Is that a Texas sized pencil in your pocket or are you happy to see me?? ;) :-*
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She's the girl of your dreams, an erotic demon
She likes anal sex and the taste of semen
She's in ecstasy, no matter how you take her
She encourages every crime against nature
Her mind is full of traps and schemes
She's an evil genius.. the girl of your dreams
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Amanda! You should come hang out with me & Luke & C and possible Chad and his GF when Luke is out here.
Also, C is a Jersey girl and SHE IS FUCKING AWESOME! I will fight anyone who says otherwise! Especially cocky karaoke faggots from Jacksonville, FL.
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Haha Karaoke-- but, one thing I know is that jersey girls know how to have fun..
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I FUCKING HATE JERSEY GIRLS!
(For the most part)
Being from Ct, we there either really like, or would really like to kill, people from Jersey ...
... most Jersey girls just fucking annoy the hell out of me
... it's happened recently, in fact
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH A JERSEY GIRL? YOU ARE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU HAVE TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS IN YOUR STATE. PEASANT. a lot of cool actresses and musicians were born and raised in NJ like: lil' kim, lauren hill, queen latifah, tara reid, whitney houston, susan sarandon, brooke shields, Janeane Garofalo, Daisy Fuentes, Vida Guerra ..
and as far as jersey boys goes, theres some really fuckin awesome ones: Bruce Springstien, Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Danny Devito, John Travolta, Denzel Washington, Dereck Jeter, DMX, Frank Sinatra.. just to name a few.
NJ girls don't say new joisey, and they don't have that irritating accent. We do have one, but its not really any different from anywhere else. Bitches who call it Joisey are from NY.
I'll always stick up for NJ. Lived here 20 years and counting. But seriously, how do you find us annoying?
This is why; and you fucking annoy me, Jersey Girl ...
Seriously, if you fucking read what I said, I said that we either really like you Jersey asswipes, or we want to twist your pencil-fucking-necks shut ...
Read first, comprehend what is being said, and THEN go on your futile tirade to me.
Fucking Joisey ....
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a lot of cool actresses and musicians were born and raised in NJ like: lil' kim, lauren hill, queen latifah, tara reid
You lost me there.
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Notice I didn't comment on her definition of "cool" ...
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There's something I've noticed about Jersey... North clings to NY, South clings to Philly. The central? Wasteland stuck in 1994.
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hahahahaha ....
^5
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If Jersey is so fuckin great why does Artie Lange go to Delaware to get good heroin? Huh? Well?
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I FUCKING HATE JERSEY GIRLS!
(For the most part)
Being from Ct, we there either really like, or would really like to kill, people from Jersey ...
... most Jersey girls just fucking annoy the hell out of me
... it's happened recently, in fact
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH A JERSEY GIRL? YOU ARE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU HAVE TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS IN YOUR STATE. PEASANT. a lot of cool actresses and musicians were born and raised in NJ like: lil' kim, lauren hill, queen latifah, tara reid, whitney houston, susan sarandon, brooke shields, Janeane Garofalo, Daisy Fuentes, Vida Guerra ..
and as far as jersey boys goes, theres some really fuckin awesome ones: Bruce Springstien, Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Danny Devito, John Travolta, Denzel Washington, Dereck Jeter, DMX, Frank Sinatra.. just to name a few.
NJ girls don't say new joisey, and they don't have that irritating accent. We do have one, but its not really any different from anywhere else. Bitches who call it Joisey are from NY.
I'll always stick up for NJ. Lived here 20 years and counting. But seriously, how do you find us annoying?
This is why; and you fucking annoy me, Jersey Girl ...
Seriously, if you fucking read what I said, I said that we either really like you Jersey asswipes, or we want to twist your pencil-fucking-necks shut ...
Read first, comprehend what is being said, and THEN go on your futile tirade to me.
Fucking Joisey ....
I did comprehend pretty well when you said you fucking HATE NJ girls.
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a lot of cool actresses and musicians were born and raised in NJ like: lil' kim, lauren hill, queen latifah, tara reid
You lost me there.
I like them. not tara reid so much, but i like Lil' kim, Lauren Hill, and Queen Latifah.... what the fuck is this anyways?! Gang up on NJ?!
Well fuck Florida or whatever :P
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Meh. I grew up in FL. It ain't all that.
Better than Jersey though.
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Anyone ever have a Shickhaus hotdog? They are like a foot long, and are in their natural casing. When u cook them in the oven, they snap, crack and pop. Bite into it, it's crunchy. ever had one?
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no, but I really want one RIGHT NOW. Can you please cook one, and upload a video of you eating it. tks
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HAH! NO. ;)
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a lot of cool actresses and musicians were born and raised in NJ like: lil' kim, lauren hill, queen latifah, tara reid
You lost me there.
you mind rapist, you.
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Queen Latifah
FWIW, my boy Gareth smoked a joint with her when she was on holiday here. He said she's really down to earth and chilled and prefers to be called Dana, not Queen.
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Anyone ever have a Shickhaus hotdog? They are like a foot long, and are in their natural casing. ... ever had one?
Joy sure has.
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I don't even know what that is.. but I'd probably give it a go.
I do love 12" in a natural casing... MMmmmmmmmmmm
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I love natural casing hot dogs. And I would love to watch the L-G girls eat them.
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I FUCKING HATE JERSEY GIRLS!
(For the most part)
Being from Ct, we there either really like, or would really like to kill, people from Jersey ...
... most Jersey girls just fucking annoy the hell out of me
... it's happened recently, in fact
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH A JERSEY GIRL? YOU ARE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU HAVE TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS IN YOUR STATE. PEASANT. a lot of cool actresses and musicians were born and raised in NJ like: lil' kim, lauren hill, queen latifah, tara reid, whitney houston, susan sarandon, brooke shields, Janeane Garofalo, Daisy Fuentes, Vida Guerra ..
and as far as jersey boys goes, theres some really fuckin awesome ones: Bruce Springstien, Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Danny Devito, John Travolta, Denzel Washington, Dereck Jeter, DMX, Frank Sinatra.. just to name a few.
NJ girls don't say new joisey, and they don't have that irritating accent. We do have one, but its not really any different from anywhere else. Bitches who call it Joisey are from NY.
I'll always stick up for NJ. Lived here 20 years and counting. But seriously, how do you find us annoying?
This is why; and you fucking annoy me, Jersey Girl ...
Seriously, if you fucking read what I said, I said that we either really like you Jersey asswipes, or we want to twist your pencil-fucking-necks shut ...
Read first, comprehend what is being said, and THEN go on your futile tirade to me.
Fucking Joisey ....
I did comprehend pretty well when you said you fucking HATE NJ girls.
No, you so fucking didn't; but, whatev'a (http://www.hookedonphonics.com/) ...
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I think I'm technically a Virginia girl...
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Ironic, innit?
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*nods*
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I FUCKING HATE JERSEY GIRLS!
(For the most part)
Being from Ct, we there either really like, or would really like to kill, people from Jersey ...
... most Jersey girls just fucking annoy the hell out of me
... it's happened recently, in fact
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH A JERSEY GIRL? YOU ARE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU HAVE TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS IN YOUR STATE. PEASANT. a lot of cool actresses and musicians were born and raised in NJ like: lil' kim, lauren hill, queen latifah, tara reid, whitney houston, susan sarandon, brooke shields, Janeane Garofalo, Daisy Fuentes, Vida Guerra ..
and as far as jersey boys goes, theres some really fuckin awesome ones: Bruce Springstien, Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Danny Devito, John Travolta, Denzel Washington, Dereck Jeter, DMX, Frank Sinatra.. just to name a few.
NJ girls don't say new joisey, and they don't have that irritating accent. We do have one, but its not really any different from anywhere else. Bitches who call it Joisey are from NY.
I'll always stick up for NJ. Lived here 20 years and counting. But seriously, how do you find us annoying?
This is why; and you fucking annoy me, Jersey Girl ...
Seriously, if you fucking read what I said, I said that we either really like you Jersey asswipes, or we want to twist your pencil-fucking-necks shut ...
Read first, comprehend what is being said, and THEN go on your futile tirade to me.
Fucking Joisey ....
I did comprehend pretty well when you said you fucking HATE NJ girls.
No, you so fucking didn't; but, whatev'a (http://www.hookedonphonics.com/) ...
BWAHAHAHAHA Thrash PWND by a JOISEY GOIRL!
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I think I'm technically a Virginia girl...
I AM a VA girl. 100%
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I was born in VA.
VA girls are fucking awesome ... tricky and I prove that.
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plus "va" is the beginning of so many great words:
va...gina!
va...sectomy!
va...mpires!
va...cuum?
wait...
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I FUCKING HATE JERSEY GIRLS!
(For the most part)
Being from Ct, we there either really like, or would really like to kill, people from Jersey ...
... most Jersey girls just fucking annoy the hell out of me
... it's happened recently, in fact
WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH A JERSEY GIRL? YOU ARE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU HAVE TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS IN YOUR STATE. PEASANT. a lot of cool actresses and musicians were born and raised in NJ like: lil' kim, lauren hill, queen latifah, tara reid, whitney houston, susan sarandon, brooke shields, Janeane Garofalo, Daisy Fuentes, Vida Guerra ..
and as far as jersey boys goes, theres some really fuckin awesome ones: Bruce Springstien, Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Danny Devito, John Travolta, Denzel Washington, Dereck Jeter, DMX, Frank Sinatra.. just to name a few.
NJ girls don't say new joisey, and they don't have that irritating accent. We do have one, but its not really any different from anywhere else. Bitches who call it Joisey are from NY.
I'll always stick up for NJ. Lived here 20 years and counting. But seriously, how do you find us annoying?
This is why; and you fucking annoy me, Jersey Girl ...
Seriously, if you fucking read what I said, I said that we either really like you Jersey asswipes, or we want to twist your pencil-fucking-necks shut ...
Read first, comprehend what is being said, and THEN go on your futile tirade to me.
Fucking Joisey ....
I did comprehend pretty well when you said you fucking HATE NJ girls.
No, you so fucking didn't; but, whatev'a (http://www.hookedonphonics.com/) ...
BWAHAHAHAHA Thrash PWND by a JOISEY GOIRL!
Not even close ...
I was born in VA.
VA girls are fucking awesome ... tricky and I prove that.
Can I like the girls and not care all that much for the state itself?
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^Yes, because I don't care much for that state either.
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The one time I went to Virginia it was actually really nice. There were bunnies everywhere at this place I stayed. Freaking adorable.
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Virginia Beach sucks! You can't even cuss in public! Gimme OCM anyday.
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I'm not allowed to drive in Va because of a ticket I got that they claimed I didn't pay ON TIME (I did, by 2-3 weeks) and, basically, I say fuck 'em, they get no more money from me!
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fuck dude, why dont you just clear it the fuck up, get them monkeys off your back.
it wont cost you a cent, other than postage.
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Maybe I should; it's been a few years ....
FUCKERS!
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I got a ticket in another county a few years ago that I forgot about and received a warrant in the mail for it. They said I owed them $380. FUCKERS!
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Dayum!
I have most of my issues with cops from my cars at my house.. not so much on the road. You can only have so many vehicles on your property here.. go over the limit and they tow them away. If you don't pay the tow and storage fees they attach the fines to your property taxes. It's a bitch.
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Do they count the cars parked in the garage ?
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Or, even better yet, where do you put them after they tow them?
It's a racket, I tell ya ...
Also, are there provisions for antiques (in good condition) for collectors?
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Also, are there provisions for antiques (in good condition) for collectors?
This is the most homoerotic question I have ever read.
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WHAT THE FUCK IS WRONG WITH A JERSEY GIRL? YOU ARE JUST MAD CAUSE YOU HAVE TO PUMP YOUR OWN GAS IN YOUR STATE. PEASANT. a lot of cool actresses and musicians were born and raised in NJ like: lil' kim, lauren hill, queen latifah, tara reid, whitney houston, susan sarandon, brooke shields, Janeane Garofalo, Daisy Fuentes, Vida Guerra ..
and as far as jersey boys goes, theres some really fuckin awesome ones: Bruce Springstien, Bruce Willis, Danny Aiello, Danny Devito, John Travolta, Denzel Washington, Dereck Jeter, DMX, Frank Sinatra.. just to name a few.
I'm dumb enough to walk in a store and steal, so I'm dumb enough to ask for a date with Lauryn Hill.
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I get you blunted off of funny home-grown cuz when I smoke out I hit the trees harder than Sonny Bono-OH NO!
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Also, are there provisions for antiques (in good condition) for collectors?
This is the most homoerotic question I have ever read.
Not really ...
I mean, how so?
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My ex and I got back together for a few days last week and I did something I totally regret. I looked at his text messages. The night he asked me to be his girlfriend again he also texted this fat chick I know, "Will you have phone sex with me, I think it would be really hot." I then woke him up by beating the shit out of him and then kicked him out of my house. I'm done dating him. I might keep him on the side as one of my now many fuck buddies, but I doubt it.
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Was it the phone sex or the fat girl you had issues with?
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The phone sex. He's just a disrespectful dumbshit.
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If he's that bad then surely it's a good thing you kicked him out?
And if that's the case then why do you regret looking at the messages?
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You spied on his texts and he's a disrespectful dumbshit? If you two don't have trust you have no reason to be together except for the sex and you already said his kind are thoughtless and selfish with small cocks. And you did take him back knowing he's a serial cheater.
Shouldn't you rethink your position?
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I will admit I am an idiot, but people act stupidly when they love someone.
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OK then. Wasn't trying to judge. I've always thought of you as the least typical female woman I could think of.
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She scares me more than tricky.
....oh, speaking of, did tricky really leave too? WTF. LUCAS AND BROOK ARE PUSSIES.
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She scares you because she is not typically female and that scares most guys.
Luke texts me once in a while, but he told Sasha that he and Brook were outta here.
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I know Luke is, he twitters, but Brook seems to have gone missing for the most part.
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I think a few people forgot that this is a place to come and chat.
(http://img34.imageshack.us/img34/2448/smalltalk.png)
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Yeah exactly. It's like talking makes them uncomfortable, haha.
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You've obviously not looked Luke in the eye and had a conversation. He's a great guy but sometimes it can be painful.
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Sasha - You're right. You do retarded things when you are in love, or think you are in love. Or worst, think you can't get any better. But jesus girl you can do better than that.
It makes me laugh that you waited until he was asleep to kick his ass. Wish I had done that with my ex when I caught him emotionally cheating. The violin under the arm (see other thread) was almost enough.
So this leads me to a question for the board... What's worse? Physical Cheating or Emotional Cheating?
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Physically cheating. I feel bad though, because the other night when I made out with those guys, one of them had a girlfriend and I didn't care! But he pursued me! So I'm not guilty, he on the other hand is a jerk... hehe.
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As a serial adulterer I cannot get involved in this conversation.
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The standard answer is that when it comes to cheating men get more pissed about the fucking, women get more pissed about the emotional ties. Scientists claim that this is due to evolution and that men want to be sure that the children they're busting their humps for are theirs, and women want to make sure that the man she's with will stick around and provide for the family.
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Cheating is cheating. The best revenge I know is to immediately erase that person from your life. No second chances, no explaining. Gone.
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True dat.
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Agreed.
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Cosigned.
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cosine.
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tangent
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yes, this is.
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tangent
Is pretty hot!
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Sine ...
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tangent
Is pretty hot!
Seriously. Look her up.
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I forgot about that ,,,,
She is curvy though ...
http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=tangent&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq= (http://images.google.com/images?hl=en&q=tangent&btnG=Search+Images&gbv=2&aq=f&oq=)
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http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&sa=1&q=tangent+model&aq=f&oq= (http://images.google.com/images?gbv=2&hl=en&safe=off&sa=1&q=tangent+model&aq=f&oq=)
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(http://www.codesampler.com/images/tangent.scream.jpg)
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SCHWEET!
(http://www.footnight.com/images/tangent.jpg)
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hmmmm
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I almost puked.
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Interesting, indeed ...