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Title: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: bagman on May 23, 2009, 07:55:41 PM
Ladies, have you experienced an orgasm through breast stimulation only? Do you think it's even possible for you?

I had never heard of such a thing, until sometime early this morning. (I promised no details, so you won't find any here.) Anyway, I just Googled it to investigate some more, and sure enough apparently about 1% of women can.

Very cool.

Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: mosh on May 23, 2009, 08:02:55 PM
This needs details.

Spill.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on May 23, 2009, 10:33:08 PM
I plan to do this to Joy at some point.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: bagman on May 24, 2009, 01:06:14 AM
This needs details.

Spill.

I'll try to keep this as non "bagmanesque" as possible.

Basically the lovely lady who slept with me last night, had a full on explosive orgasm from just direct breast stimulation. She said that I'd worn her out, and she was dry and sore and basically let me know she didn't want any more genital-direct stimulation. But I, eager to continue pleasing, had this idea that hey I wonder if I can make this gal orgasm in another way - without the need for any more friction.

Anyway, I started working on her breasts. Mouth on her left, right-hand on her right. Swirlies, biting, pulling, pressing inwards and massaging, etc. Any little thing I could think of. Taking my time, and enjoying the experience. I pretended in my mind like her left nipple was her clit. It took a little bit, but after 10-15 minutes or so she was breathy heavy and digging her nails into me. I continued slowly, methodically, and thoughtfully and she absolutely lost control. At no point did her hands touch herself, nor did my hands touch any other part of her body except her breasts while doing this.

After that, she couldn't keep her hands off of me and that is one reason I didn't wake up until 6pm and am very, very sore.

That's obviously a synopsis, but yeah that's the gist of it all. 
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: hip on May 24, 2009, 12:29:16 PM
she was faking it.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: FAH-Q on May 24, 2009, 12:39:48 PM
No shit. After 10-15 minutes of that, she was bored.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: bagman on May 24, 2009, 12:45:46 PM
I certainly can't discount that, but neither should you discount me hip.

This orgasm was very wet - much wetter than her others, and again after that she grabbed on to me and wouldn't let me go. I had the same problem I had with J in that I couldn't "let go" pretty much all night. Even after not masturbating for over a week, etc. I think way too much during sex and don't focus enough on my feelings of pleasure.

So she smiled at me and told me she was going to finish me off. I laughed and said well you better have a good bag of tricks because I can last forever, apparently.  

Needless to say she did have a wicked bag of tricks, and we both had our orgasms.

Anyway, I guess there's no way to find out if she was faking it or not, (even if I ask she could lie) but the way she acted afterwards and the liquid pool on my bed, make me feel like she wasn't faking it.

Oh there is so much more to tell about that amazing evening but I will refrain.

EDIT: One more thing. Her words a bit earlier in the night (still hours after we'd started): "Has anybody ever told you that you take too long?" (In regard to how long it takes me to finish.) I didn't really know what to think of that - but after mulling it over, I honestly think that's a good thing.

This girl probably hasn't ever encountered a guy she can't get off quickly, because her body is incredible and she definitely has skills in bed.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Vindictive89 on May 24, 2009, 12:55:32 PM
she might not have been faking it. Women can have 3 orgasms.. internal, external, and by breast stimulation, unless the statistics I read were wrong.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: FAH-Q on May 24, 2009, 12:57:43 PM
EDIT: One more thing. Her words a bit earlier in the night (still hours after we'd started): "Has anybody ever told you that you take too long?" (In regard to how long it takes me to finish.) I didn't really know what to think of that - but after mulling it over, I honestly think that's a good thing.

Not really.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Zoomie on May 24, 2009, 01:12:12 PM
Now that was much better. Descriptive without all the embellished nouns. I can live with this.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on May 24, 2009, 03:09:39 PM
Ladies, have you experienced an orgasm through breast stimulation only?

.... and sure enough apparently about 1% of women can.

Very cool.




I'm apparently one of those 1% ...
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: The Geek on May 24, 2009, 04:25:57 PM
you sound like one of those women who claims she does all this sick shit in bed, loves the cock... ect. yet fucks missionary - if she gets laid at all.

Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: 13chemicals on May 24, 2009, 07:49:22 PM
What I don't get is how did Kyle find girls that can have an orgasm from just sex without clitoral stimulation.  Every single chick I know can't orgasm from just a dick going in and out of them, and especially not from a dick the size of a sharpie marker.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: bagman on May 24, 2009, 08:04:02 PM
Heh.

I concentrate on how the woman is reacting; what works and what doesn't. It's pretty easy to gauge and move on to something different if your woman isn't into it. I am also very aware of where my pubic bone is in relation to the woman's clit when we're in position. I posted somewhere before, I believe it's the combination of me being inside, and my pubic bone (I am very skinny so it's pretty pronounced) hitting the clit as I am thrusting.

Who knows. All I know is that my track record thus far is not what I had expected at all, but very, very welcome. 
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Zoomie on May 24, 2009, 08:30:32 PM
OK so that's why some women like skinny guys...

Double up on my diet starting tomorrow.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: FAH-Q on May 25, 2009, 12:32:47 AM
I like how he's explaining his technique and shit now. Preach on, Don Juan!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: The Geek on May 25, 2009, 09:15:54 AM
+1 hetero point for Si
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Thrash on May 25, 2009, 05:37:08 PM
I say just spill shit, Kyle ...

Quote
Today, I decided to give my virginity to my boyfriend of four months, because I told him I loved him. Two minutes after he'd pulled out, he grabs his cell and mass texts "I FINALLY GOT LAID!". FML
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: bagman on May 25, 2009, 06:50:13 PM
Here are a few interesting quotes from throughout the evening.

Her: "That is a LOT of cum" after I was finally able to finish sometime around 4:30am. (Remember, I had been holding my reserves for over a week.)


Me: "Your breasts are beautiful."
Her: "Thanks, but I don't like them."
Me: "Why?"
Her: "Because they're too big."
Me: Didn't know what to say.


Her: "You wear me out."


Me: "I like making you cum."
Her: *Smiles* "I like when you make me cum. It feels good."

Her: (After I brought her to climax with the breast stimulation) "I am going to MAKE you cum." and she started grabbing on to me for dear life.
Me: "You better have an amazing bag of tricks then."
Her: *Laughed and started to town.
Me: (Afterwards) Ok, you do have some fantastic tricks up your sleeve.
Her and I: *Laughed

Of course I already posted the bit when she said I take too long.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on May 25, 2009, 07:10:47 PM
I plan to do this to Joy at some point.

Yeah, we were just talking about this last week...

Hmm..
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: 13chemicals on May 25, 2009, 07:15:59 PM
blah blah blah I think I'm good in bed blah

I wasn't giving you props retard I was pointing out how naive you are.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Zoomie on May 25, 2009, 07:24:14 PM
Well yeah, compared to you...
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: bagman on May 25, 2009, 07:27:44 PM
Sasha, I realize what you were trying to point out. I am totally cool with you ripping me, because it makes absolutely no difference to my bedroom experiences. Maybe I am indeed getting "lucky" with these women and they are totally easy to please (though recall J never had an orgasm during sex before me), and it has nothing to do with my skills or pubic bone placement. Or maybe after 28 years of no sex, I am ready to be released into the wild and make all my sex worthwhile - every, single time. 

(http://blacksportsonline.com/index/hater1.jpg)
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: ttfg on May 25, 2009, 07:30:59 PM
See there it is Kyle. You dont really know fuck all about J's orgasm history. From what I read about her I think she say anything to make her piece of cock happy.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: 13chemicals on May 25, 2009, 07:32:01 PM
Haha did you tell J before or after she laid you the first time that she was your first?  Because that automatically makes a chick way nicer to you, I know, I've taken 8 virginities.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on May 25, 2009, 07:36:14 PM
you sound like one of those women who claims she does all this sick shit in bed, loves the cock... ect. yet fucks missionary - if she gets laid at all.


What sick shit have I claimed to do in bed? Because most of the sick shit I do doesn't happen in a bed...


Plus, I don't think I've ever posted anything sick... Never sucked off an animal and I haven't fucked a midget (yet).
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: The Geek on May 25, 2009, 07:36:39 PM
did it ever occur to you that she may have been LYING to make you feel better? (Sorry, Sascha, if that's something you already said)
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: 13chemicals on May 25, 2009, 07:44:54 PM
I didn't directly say it but I implied it.  Maybe I should have said it directly.

(http://www.jossip.com/wp/docs/2009/04/liar.jpg)
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on May 25, 2009, 07:56:35 PM
you sound like one of those women who claims she does all this sick shit in bed, loves the cock... ect. yet fucks missionary - if she gets laid at all.


What sick shit have I claimed to do in bed? Because most of the sick shit I do doesn't happen in a bed...


Plus, I don't think I've ever posted anything sick... Never sucked off an animal and I haven't fucked a midget (yet).

I thought we were gonna do the whole animal thing? No?  Ok that's cool.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: bagman on May 25, 2009, 08:08:48 PM
I think it is absolutely hysterical and I am chuckling to myself out loud at the fact that you, Sasha, just can't wrap your head around the fact that I may not live up to this bozo-the-clown image you have of me in the bedroom. But perception is everything I guess.

*shakes head* I shouldn't even bother getting defensive, but for you, I will indulge myself.

1. I told J about a month after we'd been having sex. She had no idea. If you want to see, read my post from Thrashinc.com on Wed Jan 14 2009, 12:09AM at http://www.thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?144330.140. (http://www.thrashinc.com/e107_plugins/forum/forum_viewtopic.php?144330.140.)

2. J brought the fact up multiple times, both when drunk and sober, before I told her I was a virgin and AFTER, that I was the first guy to make her cum during sex. Granted, I only know that she had at least 2 other partners before me. I never wanted to discuss that, really. Before she actually told me that I was the first guy to make her orgasm during sex, one night she was like "How do you do that?" and I, ever-so-confused, just ignored it and didn't know what she was talking about. (If you want me to dig this thread up I can do that too.) Later, come to find out she was asking how I was rocking her world like that.

PS: She continues to e-mail me, etc. especially about sex-related things (like the penis festival in Kawaski, Japan, etc). On her own accord, man. I haven't contacted her first myself since I broke it off. Apparently, I made somewhat of an impression.

Of course, saying I am lying is always the easiest way out and I am fine with you telling yourself and everybody else that I have been lying. I know that I am not, and that is all that counts.

My apologies, if me leaving a trail of satisfied women behind me irks you. Reality sucks sometimes. 
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on May 25, 2009, 08:26:51 PM
you sound like one of those women who claims she does all this sick shit in bed, loves the cock... ect. yet fucks missionary - if she gets laid at all.


What sick shit have I claimed to do in bed? Because most of the sick shit I do doesn't happen in a bed...


Plus, I don't think I've ever posted anything sick... Never sucked off an animal and I haven't fucked a midget (yet).

I thought we were gonna do the whole animal thing? No?  Ok that's cool.

We can, I'm up for anything. Just stating that I never did it yet ..
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: taiko on May 25, 2009, 08:32:33 PM
this pissing contest,
it's all for validation?
learn to love yourself.

OR

you are a loser!
you think we care about you?
you care what we think?

OR

a mockingbird calls;
the summer sun slowly sets;
i could give a shit.

OR

bagman, good in bed?
only one way to solve this!
some gun girl must try.

OR

one, two, three, he calls!
he had five partners, before,
and he knew them well.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: FAH-Q on May 25, 2009, 08:38:59 PM
smell the burning flesh
taste the tangy sulfur air
volcano season



mantis, green and strong
deadly pincers, razor sharp
waiting for his chance



floating asteroid
need to buy some school supplies
you're soaking in it



or even



worker bees can leave
even drones can fly away
the queen is their slave
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: underclass on May 25, 2009, 09:13:13 PM
it's tuesday morning
I now manage info sec
oh crap FML
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Zoomie on May 25, 2009, 09:46:35 PM
You're forgetting that Sasha is the benchmark for female sexuality. If it doesn't apply to her it apparently doesn't exist.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: The Geek on May 25, 2009, 10:14:29 PM
Well my use of "Sick shit" was premature, as you have not claimed you have fucked a horse, midget, granny or indulged in japanese lactating porn. There I stand corrected.
But you never denied the rest. My opinion stands!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: underclass on May 25, 2009, 10:25:01 PM
geek - you would totally fake a fake orgasm were I to touch your teat. Pls confirm
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: tricky on May 25, 2009, 10:27:42 PM
If you can only have one orgasm per sexual experience, there's something wrong with you!
If you can't get off from nipple stimulation, there's something wrong with you!
If you don't want bagman's throbbing lovepole, there's something wrong with you!
If you don't believe that bagman's the sexual mestro, there's something wrong with you!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Zoomie on May 25, 2009, 10:28:05 PM
Yeah I'm gonna need an icy glare-induced moan or three if'n you don't want to wash dishes by hand for a while.

Don'tchu back talk me...
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: The Geek on May 25, 2009, 10:29:27 PM
underclass -

I will take your challenge. I'll work on my three octave moan.

Sincerely,

Geek.

Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: taiko on May 25, 2009, 11:49:04 PM
I will take your challenge. I'll work on my three octave moan.
I'm requesting this experience for delivery on the 30th of May, 2009.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: The Geek on May 26, 2009, 06:48:27 AM
you'll hear it from the studio. I think we scared the neighbors last night!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: taiko on May 26, 2009, 08:57:41 AM
you'll hear it from the studio. I think we scared the neighbors last night!
Excellent - thank you for thinking of my entertainment needs!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: kc on May 26, 2009, 11:30:47 AM
one of the problems with big tits is that they have the same number of nerve endings as small tits but spread out over a larger area, so basically they're less senstive. most women won't admit this, though. as soon as it's brought up they're all "not me, my tits are the glorious golden entryway to my tingling clitoris and ejaculation!" that's really annoying.

sometimes, probably due to hormones, my tits get really sensitive. most times, though, they're stictly for my husband's enjoyment, 'cause i don't get much out it except that he's all happy and excited and has somethingto jizz on.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: 13chemicals on May 26, 2009, 04:59:05 PM

sometimes, probably due to hormones, my tits get really sensitive. most times, though, they're stictly for my husband's enjoyment, 'cause i don't get much out it except that he's all happy and excited and has somethingto jizz on.

Same here, except for the husband part.

Kyle, I don't even know what to say to you, other than this story:

When I was 17 I was in San Diego surfing for the summer.  There was this super hot surfer guy that followed me around and all the chicks were jealous.  He told me that he was the best in bed, etc etc. After I finally gave in and did it with him, I rolled over to him and said, "That sucked."  I then put on my clothes and walked back to where I was staying shaking my head in disbelief.

I don't want you to get this huge ego and then have it come crashing down when you get with some girl that isn't a fatty or looks like a 12 year old boy.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Thrash on May 26, 2009, 07:07:11 PM
You know, I've called  number of girls out on their supposed "great skylz"; most were average, at best ...
See, the only reason that no one's ever told them that they suck at sex is because the person still wanted the sex ...

I'm not saying it applies to anything but Sasha's last post though ...
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Zoomie on May 26, 2009, 08:26:23 PM
Do you know when women are the BEST at sex? Immediately after I teach them how I like it.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 08:33:05 PM
Or immediately after I tell them that "The Zoomie monster doesn't exist" so they aren't in constant fear of being raped by a ginger.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Thrash on May 26, 2009, 10:34:44 PM
What do you tell 'em about Kyle - The Ripper?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 10:49:43 PM
Or immediately after I tell them that "The bagman monster doesn't exist" so they aren't in constant fear of being raped by a jewish banker with a sharpie-dick and rubber penis clone of said sharpie-dick.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: tricky on May 26, 2009, 10:51:06 PM
UGGGHHHH sharpie dick! I just had a bad memory, thanks danzig...
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 10:51:44 PM
NP  :-*
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on May 27, 2009, 12:01:40 AM
Well my use of "Sick shit" was premature, as you have not claimed you have fucked a horse, midget, granny or indulged in japanese lactating porn. There I stand corrected.
But you never denied the rest. My opinion stands!

I was drunk and that's as far as I got reading your post to me.

Quote
loves the cock... ect. yet fucks missionary - if she gets laid at all.

Do I even have to answer this after this (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=618.0) thread?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: tricky on May 27, 2009, 12:09:28 AM
It's ok, she's like that to all the chicks.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on May 27, 2009, 12:40:49 AM
It's called "The Geek Complex"
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: kc on May 27, 2009, 10:01:45 AM
Well my use of "Sick shit" was premature, as you have not claimed you have fucked a horse, midget, granny or indulged in japanese lactating porn. There I stand corrected.
But you never denied the rest. My opinion stands!

I was drunk and that's as far as I got reading your post to me.

Quote
loves the cock... ect. yet fucks missionary - if she gets laid at all.

Do I even have to answer this after this (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=618.0) thread?

there's never any point to defending yourself on the 'net. if they don't believe you they never will.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: hip on May 27, 2009, 12:38:58 PM
current: my boyfriend fucked me on my sliding pilates workout machine yesterday. it was cool. i was: on my elbows and knees. he was: standing behind me, holding my hips and pushing/pulling me (with the sliding bench) forward and back on his cock. so hot.   
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Thrash on May 27, 2009, 02:46:13 PM
Actually, yeah ...
That would be ...

The visual made my afternoon; thanks!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: The Geek on May 27, 2009, 04:44:24 PM
Aww tricky is just upset that I'm not BFF with her.
She lashes out every few months by following me around on the board, obsessively calling me ugly or fat or whatever she's into this month. This month it's I hate women! Sorry friends, expect all of my posts to ruin your threads with tricky's piggy back posts.

Its ok, girlfriend, maybe we'll paint our nails together someday! I've got a whole set of mini nail polishes we can share!


And joy, you're right. That thread DOES put you on the mark. But damn it when are you going to fuck someone on this board so I can have the details?

Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Thrash on May 27, 2009, 05:24:45 PM
I'm working on it, I keep telling you!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: underclass on May 27, 2009, 07:30:26 PM
And joy, you're right. That thread DOES put you on the mark. But damn it when are you going to fuck someone on this board so I can have the details?

I'm working on it, I keep telling you!

what? your tractor beam?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: taiko on May 27, 2009, 07:43:33 PM
But damn it when are you going to fuck someone on this board so I can have the details?

make it bagman, and we get two birds with one stone.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on May 27, 2009, 10:47:15 PM
And joy, you're right. That thread DOES put you on the mark. But damn it when are you going to fuck someone on this board so I can have the details?

I'm working on it, I keep telling you!

what? your tractor beam?

I LOLed
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: taiko on May 27, 2009, 11:50:54 PM
...expect all of my posts to ruin your threads with tricky's piggy back posts.

That is nonsense!


(http://www.flashasylum.com/db/files/Comics/Kris/piggyback.png) (http://www.explosm.net/comics/1656/)
Cyanide & Happiness @ Explosm.net (http://www.explosm.net/)
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: hip on May 28, 2009, 12:07:19 AM
But damn it when are you going to fuck someone on this board so I can have the details?
make it bagman, and we get two birds with one stone.

i triple dog dare you, joy.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on May 28, 2009, 12:09:35 AM
I'm gonna stay out of this.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: taiko on May 28, 2009, 12:11:56 AM
3 way, danzig.
don't you want to visit Texas?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on May 28, 2009, 12:21:24 AM
I'm not sure, do I?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: tricky on May 28, 2009, 01:26:47 AM
Is that a man? Oh no that's just Mello.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on May 28, 2009, 02:46:47 AM
hehehe
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Zoomie on May 28, 2009, 07:06:59 AM
(http://ecx.images-amazon.com/images/I/51PHI8u8A1L._SL500_AA280_.jpg)
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: The Geek on May 28, 2009, 09:18:19 PM
Ok ok ok... you strong armed me! Here's a recent picture!

(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/202/509969436_b050c34112.jpg?v=0)

Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: ttfg on May 28, 2009, 09:42:28 PM
When did you become British ?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: 13chemicals on May 28, 2009, 10:14:45 PM


(http://farm1.static.flickr.com/202/509969436_b050c34112.jpg?v=0)



Two words:  Tranny Hooker
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Zoomie on May 28, 2009, 10:17:29 PM
In Philly they are known as "Transvestitutes".
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: tricky on May 28, 2009, 11:09:32 PM
We all know you don't look that feminine, Mello.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: psychopathetic on May 28, 2009, 11:12:30 PM
why the long face?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on May 28, 2009, 11:48:10 PM
She can't even show us her ghetto onion.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: hip on May 29, 2009, 09:56:02 AM
ATTN: christine

hold up-- somewhere i read that you don't want pictures of yourself posted here because of your job...? i recently came across a cute photo of us from my philly trip a few years ago and planned on posting it. should i blur your face out?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: The Geek on May 29, 2009, 05:03:21 PM
awww :( I really really would love that but I just can't. Feel free to throw a hilarious face over it.

Can you send me the original so I can have it? You can pm it to me...
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on May 30, 2009, 07:02:56 PM
But damn it when are you going to fuck someone on this board so I can have the details?
make it bagman, and we get two birds with one stone.

i triple dog dare you, joy.

Hmmmm...
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Zoomie on May 30, 2009, 07:07:20 PM
A Joyride on the LOOOOOOOOOOOOOOVEstick...
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on May 30, 2009, 10:24:51 PM
A triple dog dare means something TOTALLY DIFFERENT to Joy than it does to other people.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on May 30, 2009, 10:36:11 PM
Doesn't it mean I have to lick a pole??
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on May 30, 2009, 10:45:40 PM
I thought it involved several Great Danes.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on May 30, 2009, 11:04:46 PM
It doesn't have to do with licking cold poles and getting your tongue stuck?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: The Geek on May 31, 2009, 09:24:04 AM
wouldnt that involve fucking the dead?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: hip on May 31, 2009, 01:21:35 PM
like, zombie-dead or dead-dead? because i'm thinking about it for the first time, here, and fucking a zombie might be interesting. although i think it would be better for a guy to fuck a girl zombie. tie her up good so she can't possibly infect you, bent over, and fuck her while she thrashes around wildly and snaps at you, trying to sink her teeth into your flesh. hot, right?

you would probably want to wear a condom, though. those crazy bitches would likely try to trap you in an unwanted baby situation.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Zoomie on May 31, 2009, 02:10:20 PM
Particularly when he eats your brain as you cum.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: hip on May 31, 2009, 02:28:06 PM
the ultimate!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Thrash on May 31, 2009, 04:10:59 PM
FTW!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on June 01, 2009, 12:11:14 AM
What the fuck happened to this thread?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on June 01, 2009, 01:05:44 AM
Zombie sex, apparently.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 01, 2009, 03:54:21 PM
like, zombie-dead or dead-dead? because i'm thinking about it for the first time, here, and fucking a zombie might be interesting. although i think it would be better for a guy to fuck a girl zombie. tie her up good so she can't possibly infect you, bent over, and fuck her while she thrashes around wildly and snaps at you, trying to sink her teeth into your flesh. hot, right?

you would probably want to wear a condom, though. those crazy bitches would likely try to trap you in an unwanted baby situation.

This was in the remake of Dawn of the Dead, but I can't remember if it was in the special features or the movie itself.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 01, 2009, 04:22:56 PM
OT: I've never achieved an orgasm through breast stimulation. I'm going to have to change that.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: hip on June 01, 2009, 04:32:01 PM
gross! stop playing with your own nipples.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: tricky on June 01, 2009, 04:38:04 PM
Yeah really. That's pretty gay. Next thing you know, he'll be sticking a finger up his own ass. mwuhahahaha!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 01, 2009, 05:00:39 PM
I thought we were talking about titty fucking. My bad.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Thrash on June 01, 2009, 05:03:06 PM
hahahaha ...
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on June 01, 2009, 11:54:20 PM
Yeah really. That's pretty gay. Next thing you know, he'll be sticking a finger up his own ass. mwuhahahaha!

You know.. I think all guys should try that atleast once. P-spot massage is pretty amazing. (So it seems.)
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: psychopathetic on June 01, 2009, 11:57:41 PM
like, zombie-dead or dead-dead? because i'm thinking about it for the first time, here, and fucking a zombie might be interesting. although i think it would be better for a guy to fuck a girl zombie. tie her up good so she can't possibly infect you, bent over, and fuck her while she thrashes around wildly and snaps at you, trying to sink her teeth into your flesh. hot, right?

you would probably want to wear a condom, though. those crazy bitches would likely try to trap you in an unwanted baby situation.

This was in the remake of Dawn of the Dead, but I can't remember if it was in the special features or the movie itself.

well in the movie was a scene where a zombie lady had a zombie baby while tied to a bed. i don't know what crazy goings-on occurred in the special features.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: tricky on June 02, 2009, 12:02:10 AM
You know.. I think all guys should try that atleast once. P-spot massage is pretty amazing. (So it seems.)

I like fingering ass. need a hand (finger), guys?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on June 02, 2009, 12:05:49 AM
hehe ^5
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on June 02, 2009, 08:20:27 AM
If I had a nickle for every time I stuck my fingers up a girls ass.....I would have a nickle.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 02, 2009, 09:06:44 AM
like, zombie-dead or dead-dead? because i'm thinking about it for the first time, here, and fucking a zombie might be interesting. although i think it would be better for a guy to fuck a girl zombie. tie her up good so she can't possibly infect you, bent over, and fuck her while she thrashes around wildly and snaps at you, trying to sink her teeth into your flesh. hot, right?

you would probably want to wear a condom, though. those crazy bitches would likely try to trap you in an unwanted baby situation.

This was in the remake of Dawn of the Dead, but I can't remember if it was in the special features or the movie itself.

well in the movie was a scene where a zombie lady had a zombie baby while tied to a bed. i don't know what crazy goings-on occurred in the special features.

In the special features there's a scene where some foot ball jocks have a teenage female zombie chained up in the basement on a dirty mattress and they're goading some guy into fucking her. She has a football helmet on so she can't bite.

They get totally pwned of course.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: taiko on June 02, 2009, 09:27:30 AM
If I had a nickle for every time I stuck my fingers up a girls ass.....I would have a nickle.
"pickle" is spelled that way.  "nickel" is spelled that way.

Otherwise, you're talking about a woodpecker.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on June 02, 2009, 09:45:39 AM
You know what, you fucking gargantuan grammar nazi? STFU
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: taiko on June 02, 2009, 10:07:01 AM
That'd be a SPELLING nazi, actually.  Or maybe a FACT nazi.

oh, and I'm interested in learning more:  how many woodpeckers would you have, if you were getting a nickle for every time your finger was in a boy's ass?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: hip on June 02, 2009, 12:42:00 PM
shhh! so dirty, lucas!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on June 03, 2009, 12:12:06 AM
Dirty, dirty boy.


I likes!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on June 03, 2009, 02:29:15 AM
I wouldn't have any woodpeckers.  And STFU.  And Joy, hop on my cock.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on June 03, 2009, 11:58:38 AM
You and your foreplay.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on June 03, 2009, 03:44:05 PM
Fuck foreplay.  Fuck me or leave me alone.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on June 03, 2009, 04:02:12 PM
That's what I was insinuating..
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: FAH-Q on June 03, 2009, 04:26:42 PM
If you don't enjoy foreplay, you're doing it wrong.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on June 03, 2009, 08:21:18 PM
Foreplay is great. I just wish I had time for more of it. I've been a rush in rush out kinda girl recently.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: hip on June 04, 2009, 10:37:56 AM
is it because they have to get home to their wives for suppertime?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: tricky on June 04, 2009, 10:54:24 AM
i can't get off from nip stimulation. actually they aren't super sensitive. i do like having them gnawed on though. i've gotten cuts around my nips from them being sucked & bitten for an extended period of time... that was hot.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: hip on June 04, 2009, 11:00:28 AM
one time my friend showed me the bruises that nearly completely covered her breasts after a marathon fuck sesh with one of her many suitors. it was scary. i'm all about a little nipple pinching, especially right before climax, or when you're getting fucked like a champ and he reaches around to pinch them...mmm. nibbling, too, even til it hurts JUST a little. but after maybe a 3 on the breast pain threshold i'm all set.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on June 04, 2009, 02:16:22 PM
is it because they have to get home to their wives for suppertime?

No, not at all. I'm the one that has to leave before the wife comes home to make dinner.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: 13chemicals on June 05, 2009, 01:04:05 AM
marathon fuck sesh

I want to have one of those.... it's been way too long.


I just bought some new shoes, do they say "I want to have marathon sex," to you?

(http://www.forever21.com/images/large/59816536-01.jpg)
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: taiko on June 05, 2009, 01:09:21 AM
The top part seems like where the dude would grab ahold.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on June 05, 2009, 01:28:54 AM
Wow! Love them shoes, girl!! I'm a sucker for sexy sexy heels..
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: 13chemicals on June 05, 2009, 01:33:33 AM
The top part seems like where the dude would grab ahold.

No, that's where he attaches the chains.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: psychopathetic on June 05, 2009, 09:53:59 AM
The top part seems like where the dude would grab ahold.

No, that's where he attaches the chains.

truefacts
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: taiko on June 05, 2009, 09:58:17 AM
psch.  I'm strong enough to hold a pair of legs in place while I fuck.

it's your wrists that I'll need to strap down.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: psychopathetic on June 05, 2009, 12:36:55 PM
there you go, making my heart go all aflutter again.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: hip on June 05, 2009, 01:55:57 PM
it seems as though lucas has had a filth injection recently.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Zoomie on June 05, 2009, 02:30:29 PM
No actually he was told that he was still acting all innocent and squeaky clean and that ain't how life goes...
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: 13chemicals on June 05, 2009, 05:07:57 PM
Yea, stop being a pussy Luke.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 05:46:38 PM
Make up your minds ...
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 02:30:43 AM
it seems as though lucas has had a filth injection recently.

I could use a filth injection..
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: taiko on June 06, 2009, 02:35:57 AM
No actually he was told that he was still acting all innocent and squeaky clean and that ain't how life goes...

You're just upset that you're not going to be able to take care of yourself soon, and you'll have to move in with your son so that he can perform your assisted living activities.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: 13chemicals on June 06, 2009, 04:33:20 AM
assisted living activities like bubble baths and nap time?  That's just gay.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: tricky on June 06, 2009, 01:14:33 PM
No actually he was told that he was still acting all innocent and squeaky clean and that ain't how life goes...

You're just upset that you're not going to be able to take care of yourself soon, and you'll have to move in with your son so that he can perform your assisted living activities.

ha! haha!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on June 06, 2009, 03:05:33 PM
Hahaha!.....he's old, so his son is gonna perform assisted living activities.....heh.....it's funny cuz he's old.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: taiko on June 06, 2009, 03:10:48 PM
Hahaha!.....he's old, so his son is gonna perform assisted living activities.....heh.....it's funny cuz he's old.

There's a sub-funny there, too.  But you'd need to know Zoomie & his sons to get it.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: 13chemicals on June 06, 2009, 04:17:38 PM
like that his son wouldn't take care of him because he has a phobia against old people?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Zoomie on June 06, 2009, 04:32:49 PM
No, like my son is so wrapped up in his own head over being a rock star he'd take me out in the woods and shoot me with my own gun before he'd lower himself to changing my Depends.

Meh, so I off myself before it gets that far. Whatev.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 05:14:57 PM
Zoomie, don't off yourself.. I may be able to help you with your Depends when the time comes. Let's just say I know someone..
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on June 06, 2009, 06:08:42 PM
She's in "the business"
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Zoomie on June 06, 2009, 06:39:32 PM
You assume I want to continue living if I'm incontinent...
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2009, 06:48:51 PM
Shit!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: taiko on June 06, 2009, 08:25:45 PM
You assume I want to continue living if I'm incontinent...

I bet that weirdo friend of yours from HF would take care of you.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on June 06, 2009, 08:38:59 PM
Shit!
Ha ha!
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 08:51:10 PM
You assume I want to continue living if I'm incontinent...

Zoomie, at your age you're only a sneeze away from incontinence..
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: FAH-Q on June 06, 2009, 09:14:52 PM
"the business"

Knock it back, and 'ave another one?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: FAH-Q on June 06, 2009, 09:17:00 PM
And where the fuck are all Zoomie's friends anymore, anyway? Nobody calls me hot anymore.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on June 07, 2009, 12:42:38 AM
"the business"

Knock it back, and 'ave another one?

Fun fact: I saw them play live around 8 years ago.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: underclass on June 07, 2009, 08:29:52 AM
What Si said.

Hell, I tried posting at RT, but I couldn't figure it out. Plus people have massive pictures in in their signatures, which is extremely annoying
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: taiko on June 07, 2009, 09:20:52 AM
Hell, I tried posting at RT, but I couldn't figure it out. Plus people have massive pictures in in their signatures, which is extremely annoying

Once, someone told me that you could turn those off in some settings on the site.
But I'd already given up by that point.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: FAH-Q on June 07, 2009, 01:12:03 PM
"the business"

Knock it back, and 'ave another one?

Fun fact: I saw them play live around 8 years ago.

Nice!

Plus people have massive pictures in in their signatures, which is extremely annoying

Yes.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Nitya on June 07, 2009, 02:15:29 PM
Hell, I tried posting at RT, but I couldn't figure it out. Plus people have massive pictures in in their signatures, which is extremely annoying
Once, someone told me that you could turn those off in some settings on the site.
But I'd already given up by that point.

Yep, in your user cp, you can also turn off avatars.
There's not really much to figure out tbh.

And where the fuck are all Zoomie's friends anymore, anyway? Nobody calls me hot anymore.

Out having lives...?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on June 07, 2009, 02:40:57 PM
Now if they had lives then they wouldn't be friends with Zoomie, now would they?
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: FAH-Q on June 07, 2009, 02:44:21 PM
And where the fuck are all Zoomie's friends anymore, anyway? Nobody calls me hot anymore.

Out having lives...?

Yeah, and btw I realize you're still around and you were originally from that other place. But you're one of us now.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Drugmoth on June 07, 2009, 04:53:59 PM
She is the only one that has lasted and the only one worth talking to.  You're not one of us if you stop in once in a while to say hi, that doesn't count.  It takes years of dedication to be accepted by this collection of elitist web assholes who have nothing better to do.  Fact: If any of the L-Gers dislike something (whether it be your face, your shitty personality, or anything for that matter) then it is officially "uncool and something faggots would like" according the rules of the universe.  If you don't like it, well sorry, I don't make up the rules.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: Zoomie on June 07, 2009, 09:18:11 PM
I only go there to check my forum anymore. Haven't talked to any of them except those running organic farms in NJ and WV.
Title: Re: Orgasm through breast stimulation
Post by: underclass on June 07, 2009, 09:20:03 PM
I only go there to check my forum anymore. Haven't talked to any of them except those running organic farms in NJ and WV.

I only got this from NYT, but organic stuff must be hurting right now