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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Drugmoth on May 25, 2009, 07:09:10 PM

Title: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Drugmoth on May 25, 2009, 07:09:10 PM
I sure had fun with this.  Turns out it's small world and the series of people who this spread through is quite interesting, and started with her 32 year old BF (she is 17).

Rellik Eerps (6:15:23 PM): So you gonna fuck a guy in the ass with a strapon? Word gets around!
PissedOffChick (6:15:28 PM): WHAT
PissedOffChick (6:15:30 PM): WHAT THE FUCK
PissedOffChick (6:15:36 PM): who told you?!
Rellik Eerps (6:15:39 PM): ROFL
PissedOffChick (6:16:06 PM): NO WAIT
PissedOffChick (6:16:11 PM): i wanna know who told you that
Rellik Eerps (6:16:19 PM): Who?
PissedOffChick (6:16:27 PM): why did you say that?
Rellik Eerps (6:16:36 PM): I'm psychic
PissedOffChick (6:16:54 PM): dude...no someone told you
PissedOffChick (6:16:57 PM): cause i did do that
PissedOffChick (6:17:02 PM): saturday night
Rellik Eerps (6:17:21 PM): It's a small world
PissedOffChick (6:18:30 PM): wow
PissedOffChick (6:18:38 PM): was it giantnightmares?
Rellik Eerps (6:19:17 PM): Oh, so I see you shares these things with a lot of people!  No, it wasn't Morgan
PissedOffChick (6:19:42 PM): THEN WHO WAS IT
PissedOffChick (6:19:49 PM): I DIDNT TELL that MANY PEOPLE
PissedOffChick (6:19:52 PM): lmao inverted
Rellik Eerps (6:20:16 PM): Hehe, I KNEW I'd totally fuck with your head if I said that
PissedOffChick (6:21:20 PM): dont do this to me, i dont want people to know unless i am okay with who it is
Rellik Eerps (6:22:52 PM): I don't personally know anyone you told (except Morgan apparently), and I'm not going to say who told me.  Let's just say it was totally a "small world" type of thing.
PissedOffChick (6:24:53 PM): please man
PissedOffChick (6:24:55 PM): im not kidding
Rellik Eerps (6:25:56 PM): I can't tell you who told ME
PissedOffChick (6:26:15 PM): YOUR A FUCKER
PissedOffChick (6:26:18 PM): YOURE
Rellik Eerps (6:26:23 PM): Eh, I know, sorry
PissedOffChick (6:27:31 PM): dude
PissedOffChick (6:27:34 PM): uhm
PissedOffChick (6:28:09 PM): who did i tell.........my friend Gabe, Morgan and paradoxism from dv...i think thats it
Rellik Eerps (6:28:36 PM): I don't know the other two people
PissedOffChick (6:28:53 PM): urgh
Rellik Eerps (6:29:49 PM): You can figure it out if you try really hard.  Think of it as a game to find out who has the big fucking mouth
PissedOffChick (6:30:00 PM): why do you always wanna play guessing games
Rellik Eerps (6:30:51 PM): It's fun.  I'd tell you if I didn't like the person who told me
PissedOffChick (6:31:29 PM): i really really wont say anything man
PissedOffChick (6:31:32 PM): Amide?
PissedOffChick (6:31:36 PM): he might know
Rellik Eerps (6:31:43 PM): Nope
Rellik Eerps (6:31:46 PM): Wasn't him
PissedOffChick (6:33:15 PM): fuck you im leaving
Rellik Eerps (6:33:30 PM): ok, good luck finding the perp!
PissedOffChick (6:34:11 PM): yeah fuck you

Word of advice: Don't go telling people your GF is gonna fuck you with a strap-on or it might just spread to ME, and I might just know her!
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Zoomie on May 25, 2009, 07:20:56 PM
Dude, your friends are gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, just sayin'.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Drugmoth on May 25, 2009, 07:25:50 PM
As are yours, Zoomie, as are yours.  And she is quite obviously not a friend.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Zoomie on May 25, 2009, 07:39:02 PM
Meant the guy she was strapped up and railing.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: taiko on May 25, 2009, 07:50:52 PM
Good thing you two aren't friendly.  :)
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Drugmoth on May 25, 2009, 08:03:17 PM
He ISN'T a friend, I don't know him....where did you get that idea?

Quote
Turns out it's small world and the series of people who this spread through is quite interesting, and started with her 32 year old BF (she is 17).

Retard.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: ttfg on May 25, 2009, 08:05:58 PM
Dude, your friends are gay.
As are yours, Zoomie, as are yours.  And she is quite obviously not a friend.

I figured the guy was your friend.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Drugmoth on May 25, 2009, 08:08:28 PM
Wow, none of you can fucking read, can you?  I KNOW the chick, she isn't really a friend.  It BY CHANCE got to me that she fucked this dude in the butt.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: FAH-Q on May 25, 2009, 08:14:59 PM
Who fuckin' cares?
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: ttfg on May 25, 2009, 08:15:26 PM
I read it, I just figured you fucked up the OP. ~shrug. sorry.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: tricky on May 25, 2009, 08:18:51 PM
Who did what in the where?
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: ttfg on May 25, 2009, 08:21:25 PM
That reminds me of Bloodhound Gang lyrics.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: taiko on May 25, 2009, 08:22:49 PM
He ISN'T a friend, I don't know him....where did you get that idea?

Retard.

The trouble here is, I was talking about you and Zoomie.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: ttfg on May 25, 2009, 08:26:26 PM
We don't lock threads do we ?
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Drugmoth on May 25, 2009, 08:26:42 PM
The trouble here is, I was talking to Zoomie, not you.

Oh, and this isn't even CLOSE to the most boring thread here so you haters can all STFU.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Vindictive89 on May 25, 2009, 08:36:01 PM
yeah that dude i know him.  and i know the chick. hahahaha a 17 year old chick fucked a 32 yr old dude in the ass. wdf
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: taiko on May 25, 2009, 08:43:43 PM
I don't care what you were doing!
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: bagman on May 25, 2009, 08:46:46 PM
Here, I'll make this thread better.

(http://img132.imageshack.us/img132/2954/albafingersuck.gif)

Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: FAH-Q on May 25, 2009, 08:48:27 PM
That works.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: underclass on May 25, 2009, 09:17:01 PM
That works.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: taiko on May 25, 2009, 09:27:01 PM
That works.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: tricky on May 25, 2009, 09:30:35 PM
Wow I nearly sprayed orange juice out of nose over that one. Thank goodness I didn't because that would've been unpleasant.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: ttfg on May 25, 2009, 09:33:47 PM
...yet kinky.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Zoomie on May 25, 2009, 09:41:24 PM
blah blah blah blah assfuck buh-blah finger sucking the end.

Happy Memorial Day, fuckers.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: taiko on May 25, 2009, 09:42:28 PM
...yet kinky.

orange juice out the nose is not on her "will not do" list!
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: ttfg on May 25, 2009, 09:44:48 PM
neither is gargling cum !!

okay, now when i type that stuff is just reads lame.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: FAH-Q on May 25, 2009, 09:52:25 PM
What's that clip from, anyway?
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Zoomie on May 25, 2009, 09:52:44 PM
Damn. Lemurs are animals, right?
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: taiko on May 25, 2009, 11:51:27 PM
there's always these.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4L09sU9jE0M/SUZUKq0TJGI/AAAAAAAAA8g/Y5X96-pS_r0/s400/modelcruz.com-internet-model.jpg)
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Drugmoth on May 25, 2009, 11:53:58 PM
I've always wanted to fuck Treasure Trolls.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: bagman on May 26, 2009, 12:34:42 AM
Now this thread is hoppin'. Haha I didn't even read the first half of it.

(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6261/cuthbertwannafuckme.gif)
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 12:37:37 AM
Ok, posting Elisha saying "wanna fuck me" makes this thread a win. 
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Vindictive89 on May 26, 2009, 12:40:32 AM
Now this thread is hoppin'. Haha I didn't even read the first half of it.

(http://img38.imageshack.us/img38/6261/cuthbertwannafuckme.gif)

::JIZZES IN PANTS::

ELISHA CUTHBERT IS BREATHTAKINGLY BEAUTIFUL
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 12:41:34 AM
This is why Amanda and I get along.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: taiko on May 26, 2009, 12:47:05 AM
+ the drugs.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 12:52:02 AM
That too
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: mosh on May 26, 2009, 07:02:27 AM
there's always these.

(http://2.bp.blogspot.com/_4L09sU9jE0M/SUZUKq0TJGI/AAAAAAAAA8g/Y5X96-pS_r0/s400/modelcruz.com-internet-model.jpg)
I've always wanted to KILL Treasure Trolls.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: mosh on May 26, 2009, 07:04:40 AM
Dude, your friends are gay.

Not that there's anything wrong with that, just sayin'.

Since when is being fucked by a girl gay? Even if its being nailed with a strapon?
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Zoomie on May 26, 2009, 07:08:52 AM
Must I go look for the thread where I stated that everything said here is meant to elicit a response?

You guys still have short memories...
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: mosh on May 26, 2009, 07:15:19 AM
Sure, if you like... but I'm messing again.

I think I need to amend my sig so no child is left behind.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: taiko on May 26, 2009, 08:59:28 AM
Must I go look for the thread where I stated that everything said here is meant to elicit a response?

While you're looking, try to find the thread where you said that you can dish jokes at other people's expense, but you're not very good at seeing humor in what other people say about you.  :)
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Zoomie on May 26, 2009, 09:24:43 AM
I'm a red-haired Jew who grew up in the deep south. I have right and reason to be a little defensive at times.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: taiko on May 26, 2009, 09:29:42 AM
I'm a red-haired Jew who grew up in the deep south. I have right and reason to be a little defensive at times.

The response this is mean to ellicit is:  SYMPATHY.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Zoomie on May 26, 2009, 09:32:31 AM
Nah. Empathy maybe. But I don't need your pity, I'm standing tall these days.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 07:00:39 PM
Fucking losers.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: The Geek on May 26, 2009, 07:01:53 PM
(http://13gb.com/media/images/capturedtrolls.jpg)
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Zoomie on May 26, 2009, 08:14:47 PM
HEY NOOB! 13GB.COM DOES NOT ALLOW HOTLINKING! YA NOOB!
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 08:28:59 PM
Fail.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Joygasm on May 26, 2009, 11:15:38 PM
Fucking losers.

I used to do this often. It was quite the hobby..
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Drugmoth on May 26, 2009, 11:18:11 PM
I do not discourage your hobby.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: 13chemicals on May 26, 2009, 11:51:16 PM
I finally got around to reading this thread.  VERDICT: I am bored reading your chats Dylan.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Joygasm on May 27, 2009, 12:12:50 AM
I do not discourage your hobby.

Nor do I discourage yours.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Drugmoth on May 27, 2009, 12:18:05 AM
I finally got around to reading this thread.  VERDICT: I am bored reading your chats Dylan.

Go suck Kyle's cock you junkie.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: taiko on May 27, 2009, 12:46:40 AM
or a sharpie, whichever is handy.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: FAH-Q on May 27, 2009, 01:37:20 AM
Now you listen here, Lucas!

Sasha. Is not. A fucking sharpie. OK? GOT IT?
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: taiko on May 27, 2009, 01:40:16 AM
If anyone's going to tell me who is and is not a sharpie, I expect it to be Ian.

How about you just stick to identifying the rastafarians?
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: FAH-Q on May 27, 2009, 01:58:12 AM
All none of them.


ETA: watch/listen to this:

Jigsy King - Gimme The Weed. (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=bSaUr5xnFMc#lq-lq2-hq)

(I can provide help with the lyrics if anyone needs.)

Fuck it, I'm posting another one too.

Smoke Da Herb - Bounty Killer (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Clw91l8kemM#lq-lq2-hq)

I just gotta say smoke ya ganja
it gi' me a good sense of 'umour
lodimerci
and keep away from de cyancah
lodimerci
I just gotta say
I got mi ganja diploma
I went to de ganja college
lodimerci
increase mi weed, mi understandin', an' mi knowledge
lodimerci...

I'M SERIOUS
ME NAH MEK NO JOKE
GANJA ME SMOKE AND NOT COKE!






(nevermind the fact that if I had coke I'd much sooner snort it than smoke it, cuz fuck that foul-smelling crap)
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: mosh on May 27, 2009, 05:36:20 AM
As much as Sasha is into the hipster thing... I dont really see her as a Sharpie:
Melbourne Sharpies (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=JNcdUbVWH8E#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: (_)_)===D on May 27, 2009, 08:49:19 AM
Young people! They're such hoodlums.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: mosh on May 27, 2009, 08:51:24 AM
You know the worst thing, lots of those kids have kids the age they were in that video. And them kids today havent got a clue how to have fun.
Title: Re: Dextroverse Drama
Post by: Thrash on May 27, 2009, 05:34:16 PM
I still will one day!