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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: tricky on March 02, 2009, 08:30:54 PM

Title: Your last STD test
Post by: tricky on March 02, 2009, 08:30:54 PM: Did you fail miserably? Herpes, HIV, hep? Super extreme AIDS?

I got tested today. Every 6 months and all that shit.
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: Libertine on March 02, 2009, 08:36:06 PM: I've never been tested. I had the guy down the street divine what it means when my dick turns ashen gray and crusted ridges form on the blood veins and red blistering pustules appear all over the head. He said it should clear up in a few days and to not worry about it so I'm all good I think.
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: Wozzeck on March 02, 2009, 08:39:47 PM: I quit sex.
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 02, 2009, 09:44:37 PM: I'll bet your asshole feels much better now, I know mine does!

Thanks folks, try the veal!
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: FAH-Q on March 02, 2009, 09:46:22 PM: Hahahaha!

I got tested for AIDS a year or two ago. I not only passed, I got a B+ on my blood test too!
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: Zoomie on March 02, 2009, 09:47:25 PM: I'm cramming for my AIDS test as I type this.
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: (_)_)===D on March 02, 2009, 09:51:44 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on March 02, 2009, 09:46:22 PM
Hahahaha!

I got tested for AIDS a year or two ago. I not only passed, I got a B+ on my blood test too!

Uh... Is passing good or bad?
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: Drugmoth on March 02, 2009, 09:57:41 PM: I got an O+ on my blood test.
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: FAH-Q on March 02, 2009, 10:06:05 PM: Passing meaning the good result. As in not having to figure out the rest of my presumably shortened life right away.

Now I can kill myself with booze instead!
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: bagman on March 02, 2009, 11:11:36 PM: Quote
I got an O+ on my blood test.

Danzig fails again.

Obviously, I've never had one. I guess I will in another few months, when most STDs gestation period is over.
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: pepper on March 03, 2009, 02:31:01 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on March 02, 2009, 10:06:05 PM
Now I can kill myself with booze instead!
hi5!
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: mosh on March 03, 2009, 04:53:49 AM: Not having one, dont need one.

Dont even know my blood type.
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: Doormouse on March 03, 2009, 12:33:16 PM: Quote from: Mosh on March 03, 2009, 04:53:49 AM
Dont even know my blood type.

You'll never be a Japanese pop idol with that spirit, man.
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: mosh on March 04, 2009, 03:14:04 AM: I'm already big in Japan. Like Tom Waites.
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: Zoomie on March 04, 2009, 06:54:50 AM: You're big in Japan. Like Gojira.
Title: Re: Your last STD test
Post by: Thrash on March 04, 2009, 04:41:58 PM: I have to get tested to reup my national paramedic certs every year even though I recert every 2 years ...
Go figure ...