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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: ttfg on May 31, 2009, 10:00:51 PM

Title: Fugly.....
Post by: ttfg on May 31, 2009, 10:00:51 PM: ..she must be.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/05/31/2585738.htm (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/05/31/2585738.htm)

An Egyptian has cut off his own penis in protest at his parents' choice of bride, a police official said.

edit: link fixed.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: underclass on May 31, 2009, 11:14:53 PM: Quote from: homeless-joe on May 31, 2009, 10:00:51 PM
..she must be.

http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/05...?section=justin (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/05...?section=justin)

An Egyptian has cut off his own penis in protest at his parents' choice of bride, a police official said.

Now that, my friends, is a burn.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Vindictive89 on May 31, 2009, 11:58:15 PM: page not found dude.
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Post by: mosh on June 01, 2009, 05:11:28 AM: Fucking Australian Broadcasting Corporation.... cant even get that right. WHAT THE FUCK IS MY 8 CENTS A DAY PAYING FOR???

Oh yeah, JJJ.
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Post by: tricky on June 01, 2009, 09:26:34 AM: lols
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 01, 2009, 09:38:48 AM: (http://icanhascheezburger.files.wordpress.com/2009/01/funny-pictures-this-owl-laughs-out-loud.jpg)
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: ttfg on June 01, 2009, 11:55:29 AM: http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/05/31/2585738.htm (http://www.abc.net.au/news/stories/2009/05/31/2585738.htm)

they moved the link.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Tru on June 01, 2009, 12:17:40 PM: SHRA

New link

http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2009/05/31/74399.html (http://www.alarabiya.net/articles/2009/05/31/74399.html)

(http://www.imageofsurgery.com/Circum_Egypt.jpg)

(http://orz.gurochan.net/req/src/1170957574891.jpg)

(http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/e/e3/MeinTeil.gif)

Mein Teil (English subtitles) (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QYsRCp6vWCw#lq-lq2-hq)

Hahahahahah Potato
(http://n2.cdn.spikedhumor.com/1/284000/59504_1160724383320.jpg)
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Tru on June 01, 2009, 01:20:03 PM: Silly Russians

Man attempts to have sex with raccoon and has his penis severed (http://www.funreports.com/fun/30-01-2009/1546-raccoon_man_penis-0)
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Nitya on June 01, 2009, 03:54:35 PM: I take back the one nice thing I said about you.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Thrash on June 01, 2009, 05:02:12 PM: hahahaha
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: hip on June 01, 2009, 09:13:31 PM: on topic: re: the guy who cut off his own member

apparently he petitioned his father for permission to marry the girl he loved for two years before this incident. i read he's from a fairly affluent family, and the girl in question is from a much lower social caste. when his father said no, once and for all, off came wee willy winky.

that girl should call daddy warbucks and thank him for telling his lunatic son no way. what would he do in a lovers' quarrel?
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Tru on June 02, 2009, 12:17:28 AM: Quote from: Sakhi on June 01, 2009, 03:54:35 PM
I take back the one nice thing I said about you.

Hahahahaha sorry bout that miss sensitivity.

Hey what do you guys think those squiggly line hieroglyphs shooting from that egyptian's head mean?
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: psychopathetic on June 02, 2009, 12:19:21 AM: his spidey sense is tingling?
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Post by: 13chemicals on June 02, 2009, 02:37:46 AM: Maybe he's shouting?
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Post by: taiko on June 02, 2009, 09:10:59 AM: Quote from: Tru on June 02, 2009, 12:17:28 AM
Hey what do you guys think those squiggly line hieroglyphs shooting from that egyptian's head mean?

Maybe he's shooting laser beams at the snake and hawk that are climbing his arm.

Also, whatever those brown dudes are doing, that seems like a TERRIBLE job.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: psychopathetic on June 04, 2009, 11:18:40 AM: Quote from: eitje on June 02, 2009, 09:10:59 AM
Quote from: Tru on June 02, 2009, 12:17:28 AM
Hey what do you guys think those squiggly line hieroglyphs shooting from that egyptian's head mean?

Maybe he's shooting laser beams at the snake and hawk that are climbing his arm.

Also, whatever those brown dudes are doing, that seems like a TERRIBLE job.

brown dudes always get the worst jobs. picking cotton, cutting off wieners, rowing ships, dealing drugs, taking the fall for not-brown dudes...
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Joygasm on June 04, 2009, 02:19:30 PM: ...eating fried chicken, not being able to swim, and always texting back...
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 04, 2009, 02:24:08 PM: (http://4gifs.com/gallery/d/84210-1/whiteboy.jpg)
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Joygasm on June 04, 2009, 02:26:54 PM: and wearing pink panther nightgowns.... wtf??
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Post by: Thrash on June 04, 2009, 04:54:26 PM: Damn, I missed a chance to say "W3rd" and have it relevant ...
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Joygasm on June 04, 2009, 05:00:54 PM: You're too slow, douche..
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Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 05:47:44 PM: Huh?
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 02:35:21 AM: Oh, I thought you wanted my spot in the thread.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2009, 02:19:36 PM: Que?
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Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 05:22:01 PM: Quebec?
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Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2009, 06:42:07 PM: I never fucked her; I swear ...
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Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 09:03:52 PM: Ahha yeah..
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Post by: Thrash on June 08, 2009, 03:17:57 PM: Ok, it was a train, and she was blindfolded ...
Now she knows; THANKS!
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Joygasm on June 09, 2009, 12:17:49 AM: Now she can tell everyone that she fucked Dave Thrash and all the gals will be super jealous..
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Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 03:09:16 AM: Well, there's that too ...
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Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 02:05:34 AM: *is super jealous*
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 12:50:03 PM: Quote from: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 03:09:16 AM
Well, there's that too ...

So get on the ball to get on my balls here ...
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 01:32:27 PM: Kk, will do.
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Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 02:42:33 PM: See, you say it, however, you never do it ...
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Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 03:10:58 PM: We'll see..
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Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 03:21:12 PM: *beats head against wall*
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 03:25:49 PM: Which one?
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: ttfg on June 10, 2009, 03:30:20 PM: The one with the hole in it.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 03:51:42 PM: well, now I'm beating it against my desk; and the big head, thanks!
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: underclass on June 10, 2009, 10:38:59 PM: anyone here ever flunk the fugly-stick test?
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: ttfg on June 10, 2009, 10:50:16 PM: If that means "have I ever been too ugly for somebody", then, yep plenty of times.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: underclass on June 10, 2009, 10:56:41 PM: no. The fugly-stick test is different. When you walk into a bar pick out someone you wouldn't want to wake up next to, he/she becomes the fugly stick and you should agree on this person with your friends. If at any point during the evening that person becomes attractive to you, or any of your friends then it's time to get the fuck out of that bar.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Joygasm on June 11, 2009, 01:11:01 AM: Quote from: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 02:42:33 PM
See, you say it, however, you never do it ...

Never, huh?? Take that!!
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Lothar on June 11, 2009, 04:31:58 AM: Quote from: underclass on June 10, 2009, 10:56:41 PM
no. The fugly-stick test is different. When you walk into a bar pick out someone you wouldn't want to wake up next to, he/she becomes the fugly stick and you should agree on this person with your friends. If at any point during the evening that person becomes attractive to you, or any of your friends then it's time to get the fuck out of that bar.

Something like that happened when I was a freshman in high school. I was a counselor at a summer camp and the only available counselor was fugly. Towards the end of the week I was all "hmm, maybe she's not that bad."

I got saved when she decided to cozy up to another guy.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:06:16 PM: It's called "Piggin'" ...
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: ttfg on June 11, 2009, 02:11:14 PM: We had something called "pig lotto", the idea was to get the ugly chick....or pay for the last round and the cab home.
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Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:17:57 PM: The problem is; then you have the ugly chick ...
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 11, 2009, 02:22:48 PM: But you get to fuck her!
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Post by: Joygasm on June 11, 2009, 02:23:37 PM: Well, there's that too..
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Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:25:43 PM: But she's the ugly chick!
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 11, 2009, 02:28:48 PM: You've never closed your eyes and pretended it was someone else?
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Post by: Joygasm on June 11, 2009, 02:29:10 PM: Or paperbagged?
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 11, 2009, 02:37:47 PM: I don't think too many women would be impressed if you asked them to paperbag themselves.
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Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:41:25 PM: I've been with a couple that fit that, yes, however, I learned not to be with uggos that I don't want to be with ...
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Joygasm on June 11, 2009, 02:54:32 PM: Quote from: Drugmoth on June 11, 2009, 02:37:47 PM
I don't think too many women would be impressed if you asked them to paperbag themselves.

That's why you never ask. You just act like it's a fun sex game.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:55:47 PM: "Here, honey; let's play 'Old Glory'!"
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Post by: Joygasm on June 11, 2009, 03:00:57 PM: I see you've done this before..
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 11, 2009, 03:14:43 PM: Hey baby, wouldn't it be totally hot if I wore this blindfold?
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 11, 2009, 03:16:54 PM: Hahaha
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Post by: The Geek on June 11, 2009, 04:13:40 PM: just tell her you love fucking with the lights out and the curtains drawn.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: ttfg on June 11, 2009, 05:44:36 PM: Quote from: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:17:57 PM
The problem is; then you have the ugly chick ...

Like most game started when sober; the rules change thru the night. Usually a ph# would get you across the line.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 06:40:35 PM: Quote from: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:17:57 PM
The problem is; then you have the ugly chick ...
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Post by: ttfg on June 11, 2009, 08:14:37 PM: Nooo....just the ph#.
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Post by: Thrash on June 12, 2009, 04:29:44 PM: Quote from: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:17:57 PM
To the ugly chick ...
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: FAH-Q on June 13, 2009, 04:46:59 PM: The worst would be if you actually tried calling her and realized she'd given you a bullshit number. FYL.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 05:55:27 PM: FTW!
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Post by: The Geek on June 13, 2009, 06:14:11 PM: the FYL part made that post, Si. Thank you.
Title: Re: Fugly.....
Post by: Thrash on June 14, 2009, 01:28:34 AM: Thus my ...
Quote from: Thrash on June 13, 2009, 05:55:27 PM
FTW!