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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Drugmoth on June 01, 2009, 12:35:47 AM

Title: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 01, 2009, 12:35:47 AM
Does anyone else have an ant problem?  It sure doesn't help that I live underground.  Thankfully most of them are extremely teeny little ants that I just squish with my finger and flick away.  I need to get some bait traps.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: Joygasm on June 01, 2009, 12:37:32 AM
I had this problem at work tonight. The little fucking things are everywhere!
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: mosh on June 01, 2009, 06:12:28 AM
I like ants...

The little black ones invade every so often, clean up crumbs and stuff I might have missed in my kitchen, and then disappear.

Its a working relationship.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: underclass on June 01, 2009, 06:46:44 AM
The big ones eat people though
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: tricky on June 01, 2009, 09:24:20 AM
Can of Raid, spray liberally. Bye bye ants.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: taiko on June 01, 2009, 09:29:32 AM
Can of Raid, spray liberally. Bye bye ants.

Clean off that surface afterwards if you plan on eating anywhere near it.  :)
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: Nitya on June 01, 2009, 11:06:55 AM
We have ants but not tonnes, yesterday was the worst I've seen it in ages; I think it was because we got loads of fruit in.

I don't have a problem with them, we just let them do their thing.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: tricky on June 01, 2009, 11:10:12 AM
Can of Raid, spray liberally. Bye bye ants.

Clean off that surface afterwards if you plan on eating anywhere near it.  :)

Or not.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 01, 2009, 11:10:48 AM
That was mean, tricky :(
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: tricky on June 01, 2009, 11:15:27 AM
It's good to have options. And who knows, it might be like a new trippy drug experience! But if you die or end up hospitalized, don't blame me.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 01, 2009, 11:20:55 AM
Can you put your hair in pigtails and take some pictures?
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: tricky on June 01, 2009, 11:23:59 AM
I don't see what that has to do with ants.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 01, 2009, 11:25:05 AM
Maybe suck a lollipop too and look all innocent but have your panties showing?
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: tricky on June 01, 2009, 11:26:40 AM
No.

Stop acting like bagman.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 01, 2009, 11:31:46 AM
That's what you get for being mean.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 01, 2009, 12:21:20 PM
Do em up Ozzie style and snort the fuckers.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: The Geek on June 01, 2009, 05:59:40 PM
lemon and cucumber mixture on the counter tops. Then snort the bodies
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: Zoomie on June 01, 2009, 06:41:42 PM
maybe if you didn't live like pigs...

or if you do, spray your entire property with Trazicide every Spring...

Or didn't live like pigs.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 01, 2009, 06:44:17 PM
maybe if you didn't live like pigs...
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: The Geek on June 01, 2009, 07:15:10 PM
cant wait till you see the colony of mice i only assume lives behind my stove. The cat keeps crying and pacing in front of there and usually displays a "gift" for me every summer.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: Zoomie on June 01, 2009, 07:16:46 PM
You take one of the little pink hairless baby nice, find the biggest spider web you can and there's an evening's entertainment!
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: The Geek on June 01, 2009, 10:33:17 PM
I know what we are doing every evening!
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: Joygasm on June 01, 2009, 11:06:42 PM
I found that Windex kills the little buggers quickly when you have no Raid around.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: taiko on June 01, 2009, 11:09:28 PM
asprin is surprisingly effective against fire ant mounds.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: underclass on June 01, 2009, 11:13:47 PM
Fucking, ants everywhere
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: psychopathetic on June 01, 2009, 11:18:35 PM
some red ants are attracted to electrical currents and will chew through wires, etc.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: taiko on June 01, 2009, 11:37:16 PM
Fucking, ants everywhere

Fucking aunts, EVERYWHERE.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: tricky on June 01, 2009, 11:58:49 PM
I THINK IT'S FUNNY WHEN EITJE USES ALL CAPS, THEN PUTS A PERIOD AT THE END OF THE SENTANCE. I IMAGINE HIM TALKING REALLY LOUDLY BUT NOT SCREAMING, IN A MATTER-OF-FACT WAY.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: taiko on June 02, 2009, 12:00:23 AM
you just wait.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: psychopathetic on June 02, 2009, 12:03:52 AM
like this?

http://www.metacafe.com/watch/95543/will_ferrell_voice_imodulation/ (http://www.metacafe.com/watch/95543/will_ferrell_voice_imodulation/)
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: taiko on June 02, 2009, 12:09:13 AM
like this?

That's not anything.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: psychopathetic on June 02, 2009, 12:15:05 AM
let's try this!

http://www.clipshack.com/Clip.aspx?key=5CAFD7C894F4C17C (http://www.clipshack.com/Clip.aspx?key=5CAFD7C894F4C17C)
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: tricky on June 02, 2009, 12:31:44 AM
Luke has VI!
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 02, 2009, 02:50:20 AM
maybe if you didn't live like pigs...

You can have a totally spotless house and still have ant problems.  Ants will live anywhere there is shelter and water, even if there is no food.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: taiko on June 02, 2009, 08:59:55 AM
Luke has VI!
Brook has VD!
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: tricky on June 02, 2009, 09:37:31 AM
Lies!
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: mosh on June 02, 2009, 09:48:21 AM
Antz Pantz (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=GU59Vq-nxjg#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: Drugmoth on June 02, 2009, 09:51:06 AM
You sure know how to disturb me and turn me on at the same time, Mosh.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: mosh on June 02, 2009, 09:52:18 AM
That is the single greatest advertisement that has ever come out of Australia.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: taiko on June 02, 2009, 10:11:33 AM
Luke has VI!

(http://www.pvv.org/~randhol/Vim/project-ada-rxvt.png)
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: mosh on June 02, 2009, 10:28:11 AM
Oh Jesus, just use fucking Notepad...
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: taiko on June 02, 2009, 10:31:07 AM
Oh Jesus, just use fucking Notepad...

Show me notepad on a linux command line.

OH YEAH THAT'S RIGHT, it's call vi.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: mosh on June 02, 2009, 10:38:59 AM
hahahahaha....

Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 02, 2009, 04:42:18 PM
That is the single greatest advertisement that has ever come out of Australia.

Fuck yeah! I saw that years ago on Carrott's Commercial Breakdown. I remember there being some funny Toyota ones from Australia too.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: Zoomie on June 02, 2009, 08:38:49 PM
I THINK IT'S FUNNY WHEN EITJE USES ALL CAPS, THEN PUTS A PERIOD AT THE END OF THE SENTANCE. I IMAGINE HIM TALKING REALLY LOUDLY BUT NOT SCREAMING, IN A MATTER-OF-FACT WAY.

Dude, it's like you've known him for years.
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 02, 2009, 09:03:58 PM
Toyota Hilux Commercial (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=YpI0q52wHxg#lq-lq2-hq)
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 02, 2009, 09:05:15 PM
Toyota Funny Trap (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=7MWe-0sWTEg#lq-hq)
Title: Re: Fucking ants everywhere...
Post by: FAH-Q on June 02, 2009, 09:08:24 PM
Jeep Ad (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ImHMpnKLpFY#lq-lq2-hq)