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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: underclass on June 01, 2009, 12:43:36 AM

Title: For you lads, a cause!
Post by: underclass on June 01, 2009, 12:43:36 AM: tennis star to reduce breast size (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/29/simon_halep/)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/teo_honey/SimonaHalep2.jpg)
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 01, 2009, 12:44:18 AM: Why do you have to post depressing news? Those are glorious breasts.....
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 01, 2009, 06:02:07 PM: That blows.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 01, 2009, 07:19:08 PM: Man, Tennis would be doing itself a real favor if it paid her to keep those things.
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Post by: Zoomie on June 01, 2009, 07:28:07 PM: I'm not even a boob guy but she has a perfect body.
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Post by: Vindictive89 on June 01, 2009, 07:51:50 PM: Quote from: underclass on June 01, 2009, 12:43:36 AM
tennis star to reduce breast size (http://www.theregister.co.uk/2009/05/29/simon_halep/)

(http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v439/teo_honey/SimonaHalep2.jpg)

I would definately love a breast reduction, and if I get into the service, they will do it for me. I know it's like smacking god in the face, but when he made them, it was like him smacking ME in the FACE with them killing my back, and putting an extra 10-15 lbs on my chest to lug around.
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Post by: ttfg on June 01, 2009, 07:58:10 PM: It's the most painfull of all breast ops.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 01, 2009, 08:00:08 PM: You really need to watch this video in order to understand just how wonderfully gifted this woman is:

Simona Halep Q Match1_2 Paris Indoors 2009 (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AcpXYb6Kma0#lq-lq2-hq)
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Post by: Vindictive89 on June 01, 2009, 08:17:30 PM: she may be gifted in your eyes, but in her's she probably feels cursed. im telling you it's not really a ball. they're hot, but can cause backpain, and laying on your back can be a task at times. :-\
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Post by: Zoomie on June 01, 2009, 08:19:33 PM: Damn Krapsna, I thought you were going to edit in some big titted porn star chokin on the hawg...
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Post by: underclass on June 01, 2009, 08:23:18 PM: I dated a girl briefly who had a massive rack - POST reduction. Seriously they were like punching bags. The funny thing is she was the fittest person I've met otherwise... rubber body, huge-ass titties, dumb as a plank. Good times.
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Post by: Thrash on June 04, 2009, 03:12:23 AM: Ok, that video is hypnotizing ...

Quote from: underclass on June 01, 2009, 08:23:18 PM
I dated a girl briefly who had a massive rack - POST reduction. Seriously they were like punching bags. The funny thing is she was the fittest person I've met otherwise... rubber body, huge-ass titties, dumb as a plank. Good times.

Post number please ...
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 04, 2009, 04:10:12 AM: And pic
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Post by: Thrash on June 04, 2009, 04:25:34 AM: Fuck, I can't believe I forgot that ...
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Post by: underclass on June 04, 2009, 05:06:03 AM: I gotta look around for this... she's an ex for a reason...
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Post by: Thrash on June 04, 2009, 04:55:05 PM: It's ok; I'm only gonna fuck her, man ...
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Post by: 13chemicals on June 05, 2009, 01:13:04 AM: I have C sized breasts. I feel for the tennis chick, because when I go running I have to wear the tightest t-shirt over a sports bra for them not to be numb after the run..... she does have a nice body, and being 17 doesn't hurt either.
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Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 05:50:02 PM: Had?
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Post by: 13chemicals on June 05, 2009, 05:52:43 PM: I fixed it to have.
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Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 07:08:28 PM: Oh, I was gonna say; what happened?
Rock on; good to know your funbags are still abound ...
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Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 05:23:43 PM: Fuck tennis.. think of all the other things she should could do with tits like those..
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Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2009, 06:43:16 PM: I'm sure we all have ...
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Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 09:02:50 PM: I know we all have... but she really needs to.
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Post by: 13chemicals on June 06, 2009, 09:09:24 PM: I bet she'd already had offers from Playboy.
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Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 09:11:22 PM: Screw Hef... I wanna see some Larry Flynt style pics.
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 06, 2009, 09:17:19 PM: Quote from: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 09:11:22 PM
Screw Hef

Many have.
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Post by: Thrash on June 08, 2009, 03:24:56 PM: Also, she's only 17; I'm not sure the PB offers are rolling in quite yet ...
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 08, 2009, 05:35:09 PM: Quote from: Thrash on June 08, 2009, 03:24:56 PM
Also, she's only 17; I'm not sure the PB offers are rolling in quite yet ...

17? That's pushing it, man....one more year and she will be legal, and that's no fun.
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Post by: Thrash on June 08, 2009, 11:56:45 PM: *stares blankly*
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 09, 2009, 12:06:51 AM: Yeah keep pretending you don't think the same thing.
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Post by: Joygasm on June 09, 2009, 12:08:10 AM: I was thinking that way the other night. But I was good.. See my halo??
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Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 03:08:27 AM: Quote from: Thrash on June 08, 2009, 11:56:45 PM
*stares blankly*
Title: Re: For you lads, a cause!
Post by: underclass on June 09, 2009, 06:06:48 AM: Quote from: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 03:08:27 AM
Quote from: Thrash on June 08, 2009, 11:56:45 PM
*stares blankly*

*lends thrash a microscope*
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Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 12:22:05 PM: Nope, still nothing ...
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Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 02:04:34 AM: Quote from: underclass on June 09, 2009, 06:06:48 AM
Quote from: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 03:08:27 AM
Quote from: Thrash on June 08, 2009, 11:56:45 PM
*stares blankly*

*lends thrash a microscope*

What are you doing with that microscope?? Comparing cocks?

*polishes her halo*
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Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 12:48:36 PM: Whoa ....

Quote from: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 03:08:27 AM
Quote from: Thrash on June 08, 2009, 11:56:45 PM
*stares blankly*
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Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 01:33:20 PM: I kid cuz I love. hehehe