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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: Thrash on June 01, 2009, 06:02:27 PM

Title: Things that go into the "must try" file ...
Post by: Thrash on June 01, 2009, 06:02:27 PM: Quote
Today, I had sex with a new guy. After we were done, he noticed my lighter on my nightstand and said "I've always wanted to try that!" He put the lighter by his butt and fart into it, producing a flame. After, when he left, I sat there, naked, mortified. FML

I'll post more as I see 'em!
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Post by: underclass on June 01, 2009, 07:17:02 PM: wow

All those awkward breakups and I never thought of this
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Post by: Zoomie on June 01, 2009, 07:24:30 PM: Yeah me too. But most of the women I've dated would win a fart lighting contest...
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Post by: Joygasm on June 01, 2009, 11:29:27 PM: I don't think that would bother me so much.. but then again I am a little different than most chicks..
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 02, 2009, 03:28:01 AM: Good, because that's something I'd totally do.
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Post by: Joygasm on June 03, 2009, 12:14:34 AM: You know, that doesn't surprise me at all.
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 03, 2009, 02:44:29 AM: Nor the rest of us, for that matter.
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Post by: Thrash on June 03, 2009, 03:05:14 PM: Tru'dat!
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Post by: Joygasm on June 03, 2009, 03:25:51 PM: Fo' sho!
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 03, 2009, 03:32:15 PM: Q: Why does Snoop Dogg carry an umbrella?
A: Fo' drizzle!
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 03, 2009, 03:40:52 PM: I used to make my daughter tell that joke all the time when she was like six or seven. She never thought it was funny and couldn't understand why everyone else did.
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 03, 2009, 03:49:10 PM: That's pretty sweet.
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 03, 2009, 04:20:31 PM: How old are your kids, dude?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 03, 2009, 04:28:04 PM: 11, 5, and 1.5.
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 03, 2009, 04:33:10 PM
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 03, 2009, 04:36:07 PM: The 11 year old is just starting to get moody. They're all good kids though, and although they drive you crazy sometimes it's still fun. My parents were such assholes I can't imagine that I could possibly do a worse job then they did.
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 03, 2009, 04:56:13 PM: Fuckin'A, man. A lot of my incentive for (eventually) being a good dad is that I enjoyed such a good childhood (fairly turbulent/shitty adolescence/teen years aside) that I'd love to provide the same for my own kid some day.
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 03, 2009, 06:01:24 PM: I'd be a shitty dad, but still probably better than my own dad. Either way, I don't plan on breeding, ever.
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Post by: Thrash on June 04, 2009, 03:05:35 AM: Is there where I start to believe in God so that I can thank him?
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 04, 2009, 04:09:22 AM: Hush, you.
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Post by: Thrash on June 04, 2009, 04:25:55 AM: hahahaha ....
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Post by: psychopathetic on June 04, 2009, 11:14:54 AM: kids are awesome. the ones i've got, anyway. i'm sure krsna's kids are fine. probably hilarious in that oblivious way, like mine.
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Post by: Thrash on June 04, 2009, 04:53:20 PM: Oblivious is a good thing?
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Post by: psychopathetic on June 04, 2009, 07:33:50 PM: it's a hilarious thing, for sure. and, yes, a good thing, at least when it comes to kids.
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Post by: Zoomie on June 04, 2009, 08:00:26 PM: I wouldn't call myself an awesome dad. An adequate dad. But as Krsna said, since my own were walking feces I don't feel so bad about not being superdad.
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Post by: taiko on June 04, 2009, 11:45:44 PM: I love my dog!
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Post by: 13chemicals on June 05, 2009, 12:09:46 AM: Luke told me a few weeks ago that if neither of us weren't married at 30 that we are going to get married and have a kid. That was drunk talk, but still interesting food for thought!
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Post by: taiko on June 05, 2009, 12:13:57 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on June 05, 2009, 12:09:46 AM
Luke told me a few weeks ago that if neither of us weren't married at 30 that we are going to get married and have a kid. That was drunk talk, but still interesting food for thought!

Was it 30? I thought I revised it to 35.
And I sure don't remember saying I'd have a kid!

But I also wasn't sure that actually happened, so!
Did you actually clap and giggle with glee? Because I remember that.
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Post by: 13chemicals on June 05, 2009, 12:55:57 AM: Yea I knew you weren't drunk enough to forget the clapping with glee, but you were drunk enough to forget the kid part.... typical.
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Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 05:00:29 PM: Most drunks forget about the "kid part" ...
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Post by: psychopathetic on June 05, 2009, 07:36:15 PM: true! that's why i quit drinking. got tired of losing my kids everywhere i went!
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Post by: Thrash on June 05, 2009, 08:37:36 PM: Nice ...
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Post by: psychopathetic on June 05, 2009, 11:20:22 PM: that was actually false, obviously. geez.
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Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2009, 03:45:55 AM: Fo'Drizzle ...
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Post by: 13chemicals on June 06, 2009, 04:32:09 PM: Whatev's!
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 06, 2009, 04:49:20 PM: *sigh* ...
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Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 05:11:18 PM: Hmmm ...
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 06, 2009, 05:22:02 PM: w3rd ...
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Post by: Thrash on June 06, 2009, 06:37:02 PM: Wait!

What?
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Post by: Joygasm on June 06, 2009, 09:03:22 PM: Que?
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Post by: Thrash on June 08, 2009, 03:09:43 PM: NO!, SERIOUSLY?!?!?
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Post by: Joygasm on June 09, 2009, 12:26:18 AM: Well, there's that too ...
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Post by: Thrash on June 09, 2009, 03:05:07 AM: Good point ...
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Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 01:41:27 AM: I can't wait to say "w3rd" when you're fucking me. Maybe I'll wait until you finish all over my chest and then say it..
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Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 12:40:25 PM: Quote from: Thrash
Less talkie, more bookie for suckie-assfuckie!