Loaded-Gun.Com - Anti-Social.Com's Rejects!
General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: psychopathetic on March 02, 2009, 11:37:28 PM
-
So, my husband and I have been married for almost seven years and together for two years more than that. It's a fulfilling relationship, for the most part. However, there is one thing lacking.
Pussy. I have one, obviously. But he doesn't. I am a major fan of the cock but there isn't a week goes by that I don't crave a lady on my face. I haven't been with a gal in almost ten years and it's kind of starting to drive me crazy.
My husband is all for me going out and getting a piece but I don't know if I could do that. With having two kids and an actual working relationship... I am hesitant to do anything that might really mess up my situation. I have known a few people who are swingers and couples who are in open relationships... crazy jealous triads, and polyamorous singles... and I don't think I've ever known any of them to be truly happy about the relationships situations they are or were in.
Anybody? Thoughts? Comments? Stories? It's share time.
-
My thing has for many years been to tell girls something along the lines of,"I am the one and only cock in your life, no exceptions, no excuses... but if you want a girl too, that's fine. I'm past being impressed with threesomes, so I won't touch her unless that's what you want. I only ask that I meet the other girl so I know who she is in case she turns out to be a fucking psycho."
This works for me, although granted that I am not the typical male.
-
i especially like how your sig goes along with the post's subject...
-
COME ON LIZ JUST BURY YOUR TONGUE IN HER I KNOW YOU'RE INTO THAT STUFF WE'VE TALKED ABOUT IT AT THE BAR LOTS OF TIMES.
-
Pussy. I have one, obviously. But he doesn't. I am a major fan of the cock but there isn't a week goes by that I don't crave a lady on my face. I haven't been with a gal in almost ten years and it's kind of starting to drive me crazy.
How about an illegal Mexican immigrant as a house maid? Or better still, an illegal Phillipino immigrant as a house maid? They're cheap to own, and no one cares if you have to dispose of them in a shallow grave.
-
Mosh makes an excellent point ...
-
Psycho, if I dress up as a girl will you do naughty things to me?
-
I feel the same way. I used to date this girl (http://photos-c.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v376/207/101/653135709/n653135709_4824450_2933.jpg) in San Francisco and I kind of miss a cute chubby blond girl to come home to. It was nice.
-
Was her name Loretta?
-
I feel the same way. I used to date this girl (http://photos-c.ll.facebook.com/photos-ll-snc1/v376/207/101/653135709/n653135709_4824450_2933.jpg) in San Francisco and I kind of miss a cute chubby blond girl to come home to. It was nice.
I likes the chubby blonde girls... Not as much as I likes a certain chubby Croatian girl...
-
Psycho, if I dress up as a girl will you do naughty things to me?
well, now that your penis is inverted... if you shave the beard...
nah, even that probably wouldn't fool me.
-
Psycho, if I dress up as a girl will you do naughty things to me?
well, now that your penis is inverted... if you shave the beard...
nah, even that probably wouldn't fool me.
psychopathSHUT UP YOU FILTHY FUCINK WHORE
-
Did "SHUT UP!!! SHUT UP!!!" and HJ have a bastard child while we were down?
-
Where is HitlerJesus?
We need a follow up to the Theory Of Time
-
(http://www.t-nation.com/forum_images/8/9/89df9-DirtyWhore.jpg)
-
Yes, you are ...
-
Psychopathetic, why don't you hook up with a female and your husband can just watch/ get off? Fun for all involved. Just don't get emotionally attached to the female.
-
Psychopathetic, why don't you hook up with a female and your husband can just watch/ get off? Fun for all involved. Just don't get emotionally attached to the female.
Don't forget to record and upload.
-
I don't know about psychopathetic's husband, and I don't know any guys like this myself either, but rumor has it some guys get pissed and super jealous when their girl is with another girl. It sounds like an urban myth to me, but who knows. Some guys are fucking weird.
-
I don't know about psychopathetic's husband, and I don't know any guys like this myself either, but rumor has it some guys get pissed and super jealous when their girl is with another girl. It sounds like an urban myth to me, but who knows. Some guys are fucking weird.
Actually I knew a guy like that. Remember when I mentioned the prostitute and the underage girl that 69'd on my bed? Well the underage girl was my then friends girlfriend and we walked in on them. While I was beyond pleasantly surprised at this site, her BF was repulsed. He told me he thought two girls together was disgusting. I was shocked and amazed that I had stumbled upon such a mythical creature.
-
Psychopathetic, why don't you hook up with a female and your husband can just watch/ get off? Fun for all involved. Just don't get emotionally attached to the female.
haha, i guess i'll feel like less of a whore if i'm at least friends with the girl instead of just picking one up for a one nighter. besides, it's something i'd like to experience numerous times and i think it would be better to do it that way with just one person instead of a plethora. and if the sex is going to happen more than once it's likely feelings would surface no matter what. fwb shit has just never worked out for me.
and my husband is totally fine with it. he doesn't care if he's involved at all, actually, and has expressed disinterest at wanting to become sexually involved with any girl i might pick, barring a few exclusions. like... i dunno, ellen page or kat dennings. ::)
-
be careful, my friends tried this and they would up getting divorced over complications and emotional issues that came up
-
be careful, my friends tried this and they would up getting divorced over complications and emotional issues that came up
exactly. not to mention i tend to gravitate towards a certain type of ladies. the ones with full on crazy hidden in the closet. i'm sure that would keep things interesting. and possibly fatal.
-
be careful, my friends tried this and they would up getting divorced over complications and emotional issues that came up
exactly. not to mention i tend to gravitate towards a certain type of ladies. the ones with full on crazy hidden in the closet. i'm sure that would keep things interesting. and possibly fatal.
So wait... You're saying you like girls?
We already know that.
-
Here's the thing; Http://www.fling.com or Http://ashleymadison.com ...
-
be careful, my friends tried this and they would up getting divorced over complications and emotional issues that came up
exactly. not to mention i tend to gravitate towards a certain type of ladies. the ones with full on crazy hidden in the closet. i'm sure that would keep things interesting. and possibly fatal.
I think I have a solution for your problem. Read this thread (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=94.msg2110#msg2110).
-
exactly. not to mention i tend to gravitate towards a certain type of ladies. the ones with full on crazy hidden in the closet. i'm sure that would keep things interesting. and possibly fatal.
Are talking about me?? Like, do you see fire burning in my eyes or some shit?
-
I don't know about psychopathetic's husband, and I don't know any guys like this myself either, but rumor has it some guys get pissed and super jealous when their girl is with another girl. It sounds like an urban myth to me, but who knows. Some guys are fucking weird.
I was in a relationship with someone who said he'd never have a FMF 3 way. It exists.
-
I turned down a FMF 3-way once before I had any sense. It was the first girl I'd gotten with and I'd never seen her friend before that night. I was more blown away by the idea than anything else. Ah regrets. I haven't had the opportunity since.
-
I see a "J", Kyle, and Tricky mashup in my very near future.
-
Get one right first ...
-
I see a "J", Kyle, and Tricky mashup in my very near future.
As do I. You guys should come out to NYC. Rent a fancy hotel room, buy a couple bottles of Cristal (one for drinking, one for pouring- C knows what I'm talking about), who knows what will happen! I will meet you at the airport (promise).
-
I see a "J", Kyle, and Tricky mashup in my very near future.
As do I. You guys should come out to NYC. Rent a fancy hotel room, buy a couple bottles of Cristal (one for drinking, one for pouring- C knows what I'm talking about), who knows what will happen! I will meet you at the airport (promise).
That sounds like the first steps towards this (http://loaded-gun.com/index.php?topic=83.msg1887#msg1887).
-
I see a "J", Kyle, and Tricky mashup in my very near future.
I personally would prefer a psycho and Snausha sandwich myself.
-
I don't know about psychopathetic's husband, and I don't know any guys like this myself either, but rumor has it some guys get pissed and super jealous when their girl is with another girl. It sounds like an urban myth to me, but who knows. Some guys are fucking weird.
I was in a relationship with someone who said he'd never have a FMF 3 way. It exists.
Did he want a MFM instead?
I see a "J", Kyle, and Tricky mashup in my very near future.
As do I. You guys should come out to NYC. Rent a fancy hotel room, buy a couple bottles of Cristal (one for drinking, one for pouring- C knows what I'm talking about), who knows what will happen! I will meet you at the airport (promise).
I'm not so sure he'd not do it ...
God, I love you asswipes ...
PS: Explain the Cristal thing ... (kthx)
-
-
-
If you guys grew beards I'd cast you in Window Licker 2
-
We don't tell any guys this. It's our own little joke. Maybe we've told a couple of her friends about it but I don't remember.
-
If you guys grew beards I'd cast you in Window Licker 2
Hahaha, I love that video.
-
If you guys grew beards I'd cast you in Window Licker 2
BWHAHAHAHAHAHA!
-
I don't know about psychopathetic's husband, and I don't know any guys like this myself either, but rumor has it some guys get pissed and super jealous when their girl is with another girl. It sounds like an urban myth to me, but who knows. Some guys are fucking weird.
The only way I could see objecting to this would be if one's girl were to ditch one or try to hide her hooking up with another girl, or if one started to become less important, especially less emotionally important. Otherwise, what the fuck is there to object to?!
-
One question - is he allowed to pick the other girl and fuck her too, when you're not around?
-
One question - is he allowed to pick the other girl and fuck her too, when you're not around?
nope.
after expressing my interest in getting my face wet he was the one who suggested i find myself a girlfriend, seeing as how it's one of those things he just can't do for me. if he wants to go and blow some other dude i might be alright with it but i'm not okay with him screwing another woman.
-
One question - is he allowed to pick the other girl and fuck her too, when you're not around?
nope.
after expressing my interest in getting my face wet he was the one who suggested i find myself a girlfriend, seeing as how it's one of those things he just can't do for me. if he wants to go and blow some other dude i might be alright with it but i'm not okay with him screwing another woman.
is there a way you can get the action you want, using HIS body instead of another girl's?
-
yeah like tonguing his armpit?
-
One question - is he allowed to pick the other girl and fuck her too, when you're not around?
nope.
after expressing my interest in getting my face wet he was the one who suggested i find myself a girlfriend, seeing as how it's one of those things he just can't do for me. if he wants to go and blow some other dude i might be alright with it but i'm not okay with him screwing another woman.
You chicks are screwy, I've had a couple of you tell me "Well, yeah we can fuck another girl together but you can't fuck her though." So basically I get to fuck you? Again? While you get the fun and excitement of fucking someone else?
What the fuck is that?
Anyway, if your husband wants to suck dick and you really think you wouldn't have a problem with that then more power to the both of you. Otherwise, it's not his fault he likes pussy. If you're getting strange he gets to get strange.
-
I'm with you on this one ...
-
Mission accomplished.
-
What? You have a live in nanny/wifey now?
-
Nah.. Just found a lady in a similar situation and managed to get my face wet.
-
And it only took you a year. Congrats!
-
Yeah, I'm not as ecstatic about it as I thought I'd be by this point ...
Maybe after she posts the pics ...
-
And it only took you a year. Congrats!
haha, shut it. i wasn't really actively looking but then i took a page out of baggie's book and posted an ad on CL a few weeks ago. she responded and we went on our first date a week later and our second date yesterday. it's been good times so far.
Yeah, I'm not as ecstatic about it as I thought I'd be by this point ...
Maybe after she posts the pics ...
sorry, dave. not gonna happen.
-
You SAY that .....
.... however, there was a camera there SOMEWHERE!
... I just know it!
-
I stalk her on facebook. adorable!
-
Adorable
-
I'm still waiting for the video ...
-
I stalk her on facebook. adorable!
IKR??!?? It's like god created her specifically to think about while you jerk off.
-
... and, at one time, listen to while you do it
-
Hahaha, what are you keeping from us, Thrash???
-
I'm more worried about what you could possibly still be keeping from US, man ...
-
I guess you either become an alcoholic or a lesbian when you are a young mom. Hawt.
-
Both would be hawt'r!
-
Aren't all young moms alcoholics? I thought that was how they usually got knocked up in the first place.
-
Polyamory sounds lovely!
-
I fancy it ...