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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: FAH-Q on June 09, 2009, 10:20:09 PM

Title: HAHAHAHAHA!
Post by: FAH-Q on June 09, 2009, 10:20:09 PM: http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/but_if_we_started_dating_it (http://www.theonion.com/content/opinion/but_if_we_started_dating_it)

Just click and read it. Seriously.
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Post by: Zoomie on June 09, 2009, 10:24:04 PM: Nice! That article SOOOOOOOOOOO reminds me of someone. Hmmmm... it'll come to me.
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Post by: underclass on June 09, 2009, 10:28:58 PM: yeah, me when I was 12.

Then I turned into the asshole boyfriend for a few years... before marrying someone who makes great sandwiches.
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Post by: Zoomie on June 09, 2009, 10:30:01 PM: No I meant the chick who wrote it.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 09, 2009, 11:50:22 PM: I had a couple of those chicks in my life when I was a young man.
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Post by: underclass on June 09, 2009, 11:52:20 PM: I fucked one of them eventually and the relationship went south fast. Since then I avoided hot needy women friends, except for Kelly the mud-wrestler.
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Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 12:39:12 PM: God, I'm glad I'm too old and misogynistic for that shit ...

This falls under my new rule about women, a rule that WORKS, and I don't typically stray from ...
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Post by: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 01:45:20 PM: You're misogynistic and I'm misandric. This will be a fuck session to sell tickets to.
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Post by: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 02:41:36 PM: Indeed ...
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Post by: 13chemicals on June 10, 2009, 07:09:36 PM: "No. We are just destined to be really, really good friends who only hang out when I don't have a boyfriend, but still need male attention to boost my fragile and all-consuming ego."

That is me, 100%, my face burns from how red it is right now.
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 10, 2009, 07:21:21 PM: Quote from: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 01:45:20 PM
You're misogynistic and I'm misandric. This will be a fuck session to sell tickets to.

Quote from: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 02:41:36 PM
Indeed ...

Yeah, it's gonna be like that epic Tyson/Holyfield rematch that's gonna happen sometime in the next century.
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Post by: Zoomie on June 10, 2009, 09:15:02 PM: Quote from: 13chemicals on June 10, 2009, 07:09:36 PM
That is me, 100%, my face burns from how red it is right now.

Well none of us are actively trying to get you in the sack so it's all good...
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Post by: The Geek on June 10, 2009, 09:29:53 PM: Krapsna:

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when I was a young man. [/quote

I'm glad we agree you're old
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 10, 2009, 09:56:59 PM: Man, are me and Zoomie going to crush you when you hit 30. Three more years baby.

Three more years.
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Post by: The Geek on June 10, 2009, 10:25:37 PM: what are you gonna do? Climb up me and mouth rape me again? That'll teach me to age!
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Post by: underclass on June 10, 2009, 10:36:01 PM: we'll see who's laughing when you've got an ear full of zoomie-schlong
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Post by: Joygasm on June 11, 2009, 01:24:19 AM: Quote from: FAH-Q on June 10, 2009, 07:21:21 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 01:45:20 PM
You're misogynistic and I'm misandric. This will be a fuck session to sell tickets to.

Quote from: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 02:41:36 PM
Indeed ...

Yeah, it's gonna be like that epic Tyson/Holyfield rematch that's gonna happen sometime in the next century.

I promise I won't be the one to bite off any appendages..
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Post by: Zoomie on June 11, 2009, 06:02:43 AM: Quote from: underclass on June 10, 2009, 10:36:01 PM
we'll see who's laughing when you've got an ear full of zoomie-schlong

Right-right.

Well, half an ear full...
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 11, 2009, 11:01:09 AM: Quote from: The Geek on June 10, 2009, 10:25:37 PM
what are you gonna do? Climb up me and mouth rape me again? That'll teach me to age!

Um, you'd be 30. No fucking way, guh-ross!
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Post by: The Geek on June 11, 2009, 12:20:29 PM: I could always put my hair in pigtails?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 11, 2009, 12:31:57 PM: That's just creepy.
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Post by: Joygasm on June 11, 2009, 01:45:05 PM: I think pigtails can be sex-ay.
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 11, 2009, 02:06:22 PM: Me too
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Post by: Joygasm on June 11, 2009, 02:08:54 PM: They can be used as handlebars..
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 11, 2009, 02:12:00 PM: That just reminded me of the song Little Pony Girl by Samhain......GIDDYUP!!!
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Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:12:51 PM: You're a fag ...

Quote from: FAH-Q on June 10, 2009, 07:21:21 PM
Quote from: Joygasm on June 10, 2009, 01:45:20 PM
You're misogynistic and I'm misandric. This will be a fuck session to sell tickets to.

Quote from: Thrash on June 10, 2009, 02:41:36 PM
Indeed ...

Yeah, it's gonna be like that epic Tyson/Holyfield rematch that's gonna happen sometime in the next century.

Sadly it's true ...
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 11, 2009, 02:47:53 PM: Pigtails are fun but on old ladies they're scary. You just know that crazy bitch is going to try to ruin your life.
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Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:54:04 PM: Yeah ...
Now that you mention it, no good's ever come from that ....
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Post by: Joygasm on June 11, 2009, 02:57:57 PM: Yeah, cougars with pigtails = RUN
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Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 02:59:55 PM: W3rd ...
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 11, 2009, 03:16:27 PM: Actually Christine, your boyfriend likes old broads. Does he like it when they wear pig tails?
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Post by: The Geek on June 11, 2009, 04:08:58 PM: He did buy a pig tail wig recently... i bet he's planing on using it for the next time you're power bottom. You silly girl, you!
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Post by: Thrash on June 11, 2009, 06:38:05 PM: (https://www.craneherb.com/web/media/data/images/dynamic/Product/8861.detail1.Burn%20Ointment.jpg)
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 11, 2009, 09:14:55 PM: Quote from: The Geek on June 11, 2009, 04:08:58 PM
He did buy a pig tail wig recently... i bet he's planing on using it for the next time you're power bottom. You silly girl, you!

WTF is this power bottom shit? I'm obviously the pitcher.
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Post by: The Geek on June 12, 2009, 09:56:04 AM: It's so he can grab those supple nipples
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 12, 2009, 10:01:36 AM: Oh. Well... That's okay then.
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Post by: tricky on June 12, 2009, 11:25:26 AM: krsna is a lantent homosexual. it's ok to be gay.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 12, 2009, 12:18:49 PM: Latent? I'm fucking flaming baby!
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Post by: Thrash on June 12, 2009, 05:13:35 PM: (http://img.photobucket.com/albums/v491/stinkylulu/homo%20heritage/FlamingAsshole-BB881p65.jpg)
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Post by: mosh on June 13, 2009, 11:40:47 PM: I only usually have a flaming asshole after a big night eating vindaloo.
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Post by: Thrash on June 14, 2009, 01:31:39 AM: Damn, now I'm hungry ....
(I can't wait to see how people edit this to make it a "Dave wants to chow Mosh's asshole" post)
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Post by: mosh on June 14, 2009, 04:23:39 AM: Dude, just coz you pre-empted it, dont make it less ghey...
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Post by: Thrash on June 14, 2009, 02:16:10 PM: No one's done it yet though ....
Well, changed my words; I know how you like your salad tossed ...