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Title: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Libertine on June 16, 2009, 11:43:27 AM
I've been told that there are very stringent rules for automobile registration in Maryland, you have to have some kind of certified test and you have to get two license plates on your car (front and back)?  Does this cost a lot?  Is there anything else I'm forgetting?

I have to get new plates this August when my birthday rolls around, and register my car in this state for the first time instead of Michigan.

On the other hand, I may just try to re-up my plates/regs in Michigan when I go back for a friend's wedding in July and claim my folks address to avoid this hassle if I can do that.

Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 12:05:39 PM
Do you get raped and robbed in Baltimore daily?
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 16, 2009, 12:12:36 PM
That's what makes it worth living there.

And the crabs help too.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Zoomie on June 16, 2009, 12:17:32 PM
First you'll be required to retitle the car in MD, that costs like $35. You have to pass both safety and emissions testing. Inspections cost about $80, plates and registration vary from $45 to $150 depending on the weight and class of the vehicle, and you have to stand in line at MVA for weeks.

Go to the Annapolis branch, it's much better.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: The Geek on June 16, 2009, 12:42:20 PM
By crabs you mean genital crabs? Right?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on June 16, 2009, 12:43:05 PM
Yeah, they keep it exciting.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 16, 2009, 01:09:38 PM
They can really slam you with fines if you don't register in MD, too, if somebody wanted to dick you over and turn you in for not registering.

The inspection stuff sucks, but the safety check is one and done.  You have to get an emissions test every 2 years, but they're typically pretty quick as long as you don't go on a Saturday.

In my neighborhood, you get raped by crazy old women with beehive hairdos. http://www.honfest.net/misshon.html (http://www.honfest.net/misshon.html)
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 01:11:18 PM
So then they rape and rob you?
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: underclass on June 16, 2009, 07:01:38 PM
Only if you live in, around, or under old-folks homes
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Post by: ttfg on June 16, 2009, 07:04:08 PM
The employees must have fun.
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Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 07:09:21 PM
W3rd ...

Seriously, ask Joy, she's all into cars and shit up there ...
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: underclass on June 16, 2009, 11:21:03 PM
i LOVE not owning a car.

carry on
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 16, 2009, 11:31:17 PM
I would love to not own a car.  I'll settle for paying this one off and buying a Honda Rebel or a similar inexpensive motorcycle.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: underclass on June 16, 2009, 11:35:43 PM
I wouldn't mind owning one if I lived somewhere where you needed one though...
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 16, 2009, 11:45:28 PM
They're such a hassle, though.

Oil changes and new tires and remembering where you parked them and remembering you shouldn't be driving them right now and remembering whether or not you left the keys at the bar or if they might be in the garbage disposal.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: underclass on June 16, 2009, 11:47:42 PM
I was thinking more of the cost. I live smack in the middle of the greatest public transport system on the planet. What I pay for the location I make up in car costs, and am waaay ahead in the convenience of location. I wouldn't mind having a car if it meant I could live halfway up a mountain for 6 months though
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 17, 2009, 12:00:48 AM
If I lived half way up a mountain, I'd shoot at anyone who suggested that I should leave, ever.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: mosh on June 17, 2009, 04:59:05 AM
Fucking hell... what a drag.

All that shit just to get a car on the road? Hell, we dont even bother with a yearly roadworthiness test (NSW do, hahahah suckers). Tis simple, is the car currently registered in another state? Sweet, $28 or something and we'll give you a spanking new set of Victoria - The Place To Be plates. Front and back.

I dont get the dont need a front plate thing. Like I dont get brake lights doubling as indicators.

I was thinking more of the cost. I live smack in the middle of the greatest public transport system on the planet. What I pay for the location I make up in car costs, and am waaay ahead in the convenience of location. I wouldn't mind having a car if it meant I could live halfway up a mountain for 6 months though

Actually living in Tokyo and driving would be a breeze... traffic is so light compared to other big cities. But, I'd do exactly the same as you if I lived there... the public transport is second to none.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: ttfg on June 17, 2009, 08:22:15 AM
I dont get the dont need a front plate thing. Like I dont get brake lights doubling as indicators.

The turn ..hang on let me think...yep. The turn right on a red light, is rather cool.

I was thinking more of the cost. I live smack in the middle of the greatest public transport system on the planet. What I pay for the location I make up in car costs, and am waaay ahead in the convenience of location. I wouldn't mind having a car if it meant I could live halfway up a mountain for 6 months though

Actually living in Tokyo and driving would be a breeze... traffic is so light compared to other big cities. But, I'd do exactly the same as you if I lived there... the public transport is second to none.

I thought parking was a huge issue there ? You would use public transport to get to the dam thing... (?)
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Libertine on June 17, 2009, 09:20:24 AM
I dont get the dont need a front plate thing. Like I dont get brake lights doubling as indicators.

The only purpose of a license plate (other than just something you would carry on your person as a license) is so a cop can easily verify your information when he/she pulls you over and as a racket for generating state income.  As cops do not pull vehicles over from the front, there's really no need to have a plate in the front, except to generate more money for the state racket.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: mosh on June 17, 2009, 09:28:31 AM
yeah, but they do take pictures of the front using speed cameras. I guess speed cameras arent used as widely in the US as here.

Which is a racket for the State of Victoria. 
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Libertine on June 17, 2009, 11:44:13 AM
yeah, but they do take pictures of the front using speed cameras. I guess speed cameras arent used as widely in the US as here.

Which is a racket for the State of Victoria. 

That would explain a need for front plates.

The fact that citizens of a state should have to pay the state for the right to be fined by the state is pretty patently ridiculous.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 17, 2009, 12:49:38 PM
I still have never gotten past how ridiculous it is that I have to calculate how much money I owe the state and they can garnish my wages/throw me in jail if I fuck it up.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Tru on June 17, 2009, 01:14:21 PM
They are pretty lax about requiring the front plate around here. Even though it is the law I see dozens of cars without them every day.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: FAH-Q on June 17, 2009, 04:16:47 PM
I dont get the dont need a front plate thing. Like I dont get brake lights doubling as indicators.

YES!

The turn ..hang on let me think...yep. The turn right on a red light, is rather cool.

Yes.

I still have never gotten past how ridiculous it is that I have to calculate how much money I owe the state and they can garnish my wages/throw me in jail if I fuck it up.

YES.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Zoomie on June 17, 2009, 05:19:18 PM
yeah, but they do take pictures of the front using speed cameras. I guess speed cameras arent used as widely in the US as here.

Which is a racket for the State of Victoria.  

And Montgomery County, MD, just a few blocks from the UM campus, which just appropriated $4M for 60 additional cameras. The whole thing is a racket since the program is administered and the cameras are maintained by a private contractor, and you cannot dispute a camera ticket for either speeding or running a yellow light. They spend all this money to make an additional $15M per year but they can't pay their teachers shit.

Fuck Maryland.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: FAH-Q on June 17, 2009, 05:29:30 PM
I've heard tales of undercover motorway cops in England who try to get you to race them and then bust you. Which seems particularly shitty.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 17, 2009, 06:03:34 PM
Cops will do that here, too.  They'll also tailgate you for miles and if you speed up, they'll pull you over.  They do all sorts of shitty stuff to trick you into violating a traffic law when they're interested in pulling you over.

Maryland is one of the richest states in the country yet still manages to fuck everything up.  They might as well burn our tax dollars.  At least other states have legitimate excuses for their troubles.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Libertine on June 17, 2009, 07:28:18 PM
What do you mean ticket for running a yellow light?  Running a yellow light isn't illegal.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: FAH-Q on June 17, 2009, 07:30:06 PM
'Tis if you speed up to catch it.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Zoomie on June 17, 2009, 07:42:49 PM
If the light turns red before you clear the intersection you pay $75.00.
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Post by: FAH-Q on June 17, 2009, 07:48:25 PM
Which makes sense, I reckon.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Joygasm on June 17, 2009, 10:01:07 PM
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I've been told that there are very stringent rules for automobile registration in Maryland, you have to have some kind of certified test and you have to get two license plates on your car (front and back)?  Does this cost a lot?  Is there anything else I'm forgetting?

Ok, so you have MI plates and you need to get MD plates... MD law says you when you live in MD for 60 days you have to get aMD drivers license (http://www.marylandmva.com/DriverServ/Apply/newtoMD.htm) and title and plates (http://www.marylandmva.com/VehicleServ/REG/NewtoMd.htm) for your vehicles.. if not that neighbor that hates you could turn you in.


To get the plates, yes, 2 plates.. (they fuck you hard if you don't have a front one) you will need to title your car in MD which is now $50 (was $35), pay for state inspection, emission test (http://www.mde.state.md.us/Programs/AirPrograms/Mobile_Sources/veip/) (depending on where you live.. it's not required down here on the shore) and pay for registration (http://www.marylandmva.com/VehicleServ/REG/fees.htm).
 

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I have to get new plates this August when my birthday rolls around, and register my car in this state for the first time instead of Michigan.

On the other hand, I may just try to re-up my plates/regs in Michigan when I go back for a friend's wedding in July and claim my folks address to avoid this hassle if I can do that.

I don't recommend keeping the MI plates and driver's license unless you plan on moving back sometime in the near future. MD cops are assholes and when they pull you for out of state plates they will ask you things like place of employment and proof that you have been in MI recently, such as a recent fuel receipt.

Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Libertine on June 18, 2009, 12:57:20 AM
Jesus fucking christ I'm not sure how to even keep straight the number of things I'm going to have to incinerate money on to register my car and get a license.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: mosh on June 18, 2009, 04:02:08 AM
Cops will do that here, too.  They'll also tailgate you for miles and if you speed up, they'll pull you over.  They do all sorts of shitty stuff to trick you into violating a traffic law when they're interested in pulling you over.

Why dont they just stop you? Cops here will, regardless of driving behaviour. Most times they just want to check you out, get their quota of names in their book. Costs a few minutes, but I've never received a fine for one of these random stops.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Zoomie on June 18, 2009, 08:45:02 AM
Why dont they just stop you? Cops here will, regardless of driving behaviour. Most times they just want to check you out, get their quota of names in their book. Costs a few minutes, but I've never received a fine for one of these random stops.

Because there isn't any revenue in pulling over someone who is just driving along, minding their own business.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: ttfg on June 18, 2009, 03:20:10 PM
They do all sorts of shitty stuff to trick you into violating a traffic law when they're interested in pulling you over.

Right now in Queensland we have unmarked "boy racer" cop cars with vanity plates baiting drivers at the lights.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Thrash on June 20, 2009, 03:19:37 PM
That's entrapment though ....
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 21, 2009, 01:20:01 AM
That's entrapment though ....

Yeah, because cops anyplace care about entrapment.
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Post by: ttfg on June 21, 2009, 02:13:56 AM
That's entrapment though ....

It doesnt take much to "bait". Just tap the gas ...keep it below the definition of hooning and bingo your prey lights up the rears....or fronts if its a jap car.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: Thrash on June 21, 2009, 03:03:32 AM
See, it's why I've NEVER done that ....
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Post by: ttfg on June 21, 2009, 03:24:46 AM
The rev of an engine is like crack to these gen Y fuckers.
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 21, 2009, 03:28:15 AM
Hey, I'm Gen Y, got a problem with that?
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Post by: Thrash on June 21, 2009, 03:30:31 AM
You don't have a car, so, NO ....
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 21, 2009, 03:37:39 AM
Ok cool.
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Post by: mosh on June 21, 2009, 06:22:26 AM
The rev of an engine is like crack to these gen Y fuckers.

Some Gen X fuckers still like a rev of an engine too... expecially when the rears light up. And I mean a rev, not that sewing machine whine that them rice mobiles produce.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: ttfg on June 21, 2009, 07:09:25 AM
to be sure.
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Post by: Thrash on June 21, 2009, 01:05:27 PM
The rev of an engine is like crack to these gen Y fuckers.

Some Gen X fuckers still like a rev of an engine too... expecially when the rears light up. And I mean a rev, not that sewing machine whine that them rice mobiles produce.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: FAH-Q on June 21, 2009, 02:00:48 PM
I dig the ricemobiles.
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Post by: Thrash on June 21, 2009, 02:09:49 PM
I'm not saying that I don't ...
... I just prefer, IF I'm going to rev an engine, to actually have an engine to rev
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: ttfg on June 21, 2009, 02:19:06 PM
Nissan GTR.

game over.
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Post by: Thrash on June 21, 2009, 02:21:05 PM
*sigh*
I'm not saying there's none out threre ....
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Post by: ttfg on June 21, 2009, 02:24:25 PM
I know. I just wanted to ram it home. Joy aint here dude....so bend over and take it like a man.
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Post by: Thrash on June 21, 2009, 02:43:37 PM
*sigh*
Ok ...

*grabs ankles and spells "RUN"*
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Post by: ttfg on June 21, 2009, 02:52:54 PM
You know I cant spell ...ffs.
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Post by: Drugmoth on June 21, 2009, 06:02:23 PM
Ever driven the Hunan Panda? It makes good pupu!
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Post by: mosh on June 21, 2009, 09:14:00 PM
I dig the ricemobiles.

The rice mobiles I'm thinking of are Hyundai Accents, or Kia whatever the fuck they are... what I see around Box Hill being driven by kids who do everything to their cars except mechanical work. GTR's and that kind of car are out of their league.
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: FAH-Q on June 21, 2009, 09:20:46 PM
Something like this:

(http://www.anti-rice.com/rice010/127200265924PM57221.jpg)
Title: Re: Maryland Car Question for Zoomie, Emp, etc.
Post by: mosh on June 22, 2009, 05:27:29 AM
precisely
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Post by: Thrash on June 23, 2009, 10:21:39 PM
"Anti-Rice" ....
hahahaha ...
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Post by: mosh on June 24, 2009, 04:13:38 AM
I think that car belongs to Zoomie... it says "Wider is Better"
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Post by: Zoomie on June 24, 2009, 09:36:10 AM
That car ain't got purty feet...