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Title: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 07:07:30 PM
http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/Scarred-life-The-teenager-asked-tattooist-THREE-stars-face-ended-constellation.html (http://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/worldnews/article-1193384/Scarred-life-The-teenager-asked-tattooist-THREE-stars-face-ended-constellation.html)
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: ttfg on June 16, 2009, 07:13:07 PM
I'd still fuck her.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 07:13:43 PM
Do I really need to state that I would also?
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 07:14:16 PM
Dude ....
Just ....
DUDE!

She's was kind of a cute girl beforehand ...
I think I agree with you ...

(http://i.dailymail.co.uk/i/pix/2009/06/16/article-1193384-055D93D8000005DC-693_306x543.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 07:15:49 PM
Dude, her belt buckle is TELLING you what she is.  Come on!
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 07:17:25 PM
It actually would be pretty cool if it was temporary.....definitely not for the rest of her life.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Nitya on June 16, 2009, 07:19:29 PM
Quote
Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable.  She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'

haha...
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 07:20:31 PM
Dude, her belt buckle is TELLING you what she is.  Come on!

I decided to not make note of that ...
It's its own irony ...
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 07:22:47 PM
Quote
Jules Clocher, a Belgian psychologist, said: 'The trauma this girl must be feeling is indescribable.  She feels like a circus freak - and no wonder, because she looks like one.'

haha...

Yeah, that gave me a laugh too.  Kind of a bitch, Jules is.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 07:23:28 PM
Dude ...
It just gets better and better ...
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Zoomie on June 16, 2009, 07:25:12 PM
Belgian, French, they're all skanky whores...
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: ttfg on June 16, 2009, 07:25:47 PM
I didnt see that pic.

I have begun to feel for this girl....i mean.. you can just see how she got to where she is now..came home, got chewed out for stupidity, lied and now this media shit.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 07:27:02 PM
Belgian, French, they're all skanky whores...

And who doesn't love little foreign skank whores? I sure as fuck do.  If I was fucking her, I'd be all like "Show me Orion, bitch! Show me that crab nebula, you little slut!"
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 07:28:37 PM
I didnt see that pic.

I have begun to feel for this girl....i mean.. you can just see how she got to where she is now..came home, got chewed out for stupidity, lied and now this media shit.

If you make a mistake that stupid, STICK BY HOW AWESOME IT IS, WHETHER IT IS OR ISN'T AWESOME.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: ttfg on June 16, 2009, 07:32:07 PM
And who doesn't love little foreign skank whores? I sure as fuck do.  If I was fucking her, I'd be all like "Show me Orion, bitch! Show me that crab nebula, you little slut!"

No, you would be saying "Thank you, Thank you !!".

I didnt see that pic.
I have begun to feel for this girl....i mean.. you can just see how she got to where she is now..came home, got chewed out for stupidity, lied and now this media shit.
If you make a mistake that stupid, STICK BY HOW AWESOME IT IS, WHETHER IT IS OR ISN'T AWESOME.

I agree. However she clearly doesnt think that far ahead.

p.s. I have seen so good facial tattoos. and no, im not talking about the "man made" ones.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: FAH-Q on June 16, 2009, 07:45:46 PM
Bullfuckingshit she fell asleep.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Thrash on June 16, 2009, 07:59:10 PM
W3rd ...
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: underclass on June 16, 2009, 08:31:22 PM
The only thing that would top this would be if Krsna were to ink 56 cheese tattoo's on Danzig's mug
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Libertine on June 16, 2009, 08:44:43 PM
Bullfuckingshit she fell asleep.

I agree.  I bet she asked for this, and then lied after the fact in order to press a suit because who is going to take a tattoo artist at their word over an "innocent poor 18 year old girl".  I doubt they have written contracts for work for this sort of thing.  If it really was the artist fucking her over, then I don't know how she didn't wake up as he etched the 50th star onto her face.  How sedated/high/completely fucked would you have to be to not notice someone tattooing your face?  This bitch has gold digger written all over her.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: ttfg on June 16, 2009, 08:47:27 PM
I think she lied to the BF and Father and they ran with it/swallowed it.

She just dug herself a hole, its the aforementioned that will bury her.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Drugmoth on June 16, 2009, 09:01:50 PM
And who doesn't love little foreign skank whores? I sure as fuck do.  If I was fucking her, I'd be all like "Show me Orion, bitch! Show me that crab nebula, you little slut!"

No, you would be saying "Thank you, Thank you !!".


I LOL'd......eh, at least I can laugh at myself.

Bullfuckingshit she fell asleep.

I agree.  I bet she asked for this, and then lied after the fact in order to press a suit because who is going to take a tattoo artist at their word over an "innocent poor 18 year old girl".  I doubt they have written contracts for work for this sort of thing.  If it really was the artist fucking her over, then I don't know how she didn't wake up as he etched the 50th star onto her face.  How sedated/high/completely fucked would you have to be to not notice someone tattooing your face?  This bitch has gold digger written all over her.

Seriously....by the time I felt the fourth I'd be like hmmmm.....that is one too many.  Then the 50th:  Hmmmm, I SWEAR I didn't tell him to do that many.  She deserves what she got.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: The Geek on June 16, 2009, 10:12:12 PM
You just can't fall asleep during a tattoo, let alone one on your NOSE.

Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Lothar on June 17, 2009, 03:38:47 AM
She could have just picked the scabs and saved her the 8500.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Drugmoth on June 17, 2009, 04:11:48 AM
I think that would have just made it look worse, not act as a magic eraser.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: 13chemicals on June 17, 2009, 11:13:43 AM
My friend is an airbrush artist and he airbrushed six or so hearts of varying shapes over and onto my right breast, and everyone thought they were real, I got mixed reviews.  Anyway, in reference to this girl, BAHAHAHAHA!
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 17, 2009, 11:32:55 AM
If some girl asked me for a bunch of stars on her face you could bet your ass there would be a signed release form from her explicitly stating that's what she wanted. Some cell phone video of her saying it as well would be nice.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 17, 2009, 03:25:28 PM
Aren't most artists pretty reluctant to tattoo faces anyway?

I heard a conversation when I got one of my tattoos to the effect that the artists were generally reluctant to do faces and would only do them if the person already was significantly tattooed.  I guess that wasn't the case for the guy who did this tattoo, but I'd imagine that the process wasn't:
"I'm 18, put some freakin' stars on my face."
"Ok, cool, let's do it.  I don't need ID or to quote you a fee or sketch anything on your skin for you to look at or nothin', I'm just going to freehand some stars."
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 17, 2009, 03:56:35 PM
Yeah, I forgot to mention the fact that I would never have tattooed her face to begin with.

Really, anybody who would have done this to that girl's face is probably such a douchebag that the scenario was probably close to the one you just presented.

Still, that doesn't make her any less of a lying ass hat.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Thrash on June 17, 2009, 04:32:25 PM
Belgian, French, they're all skanky whores...

And who doesn't love little foreign skank whores? I sure as fuck do.  If I was fucking her, I'd be all like "Show me Orion, bitch! Show me that crab nebula, you little slut!"

Me, I'd be all "Nice stars! I'm going to visit Uranus!" ...
(I know, I HAD to!)
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: FAH-Q on June 17, 2009, 04:36:43 PM
She could have just picked the scabs and saved her the 8500.


I think that would have just made it look worse, not act as a magic eraser.

Yeah, from what I've heard you can fuck a tattoo up by picking at it, but I've never heard you can remove it entirely.

My friend is an airbrush artist and he airbrushed six or so hearts of varying shapes over and onto my right breast, and everyone thought they were real, I got mixed reviews.  Anyway, in reference to this girl, BAHAHAHAHA!

So you went around with your right tit hanging out all day/evening? Nice!

If some girl asked me for a bunch of stars on her face you could bet your ass there would be a signed release form from her explicitly stating that's what she wanted. Some cell phone video of her saying it as well would be nice.

Seriously.

Aren't most artists pretty reluctant to tattoo faces anyway?

I heard a conversation when I got one of my tattoos to the effect that the artists were generally reluctant to do faces and would only do them if the person already was significantly tattooed.

As far as I know, that's sort of the unwritten law of most decent tattoo artists. I've often seen Graeme talk people out of getting tattoos like that, or even turn people away and let them go to the less scrupulous (and less talented) artists on the island if they can't be reasoned with. Especially since this is such a conservative, uber-christian island. A tattoo showing on a face or neck or hand can really fuck you up, in terms of dealing with the authorities or trying to get a job or whatever. Every time I go to Immigration I'm glad mine are all coverable.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Joygasm on June 17, 2009, 10:44:38 PM
Belgian, French, they're all skanky whores...

And who doesn't love little foreign skank whores? I sure as fuck do.  If I was fucking her, I'd be all like "Show me Orion, bitch! Show me that crab nebula, you little slut!"

Me, I'd be all "Nice stars! I'm going to visit Uranus!" ...
(I know, I HAD to!)

I think I should get a couple star tattoos so you can say this to me..
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Drugmoth on June 18, 2009, 10:55:35 AM
I just watched a segment about this on Fox News, fucking hilarious shit.  Have you seen the guy who gave her the tats??? Bwa ha ha!

(http://newsimg.bbc.co.uk/media/images/45938000/jpg/_45938962_rouslantoumaniantz.jpg)
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Joygasm on June 18, 2009, 01:00:49 PM
Good fucking lord. That is not the dude I want giving me a face tat. No wonder he didn't know when to stop.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Thrash on June 18, 2009, 04:30:42 PM
http://www.wreckingbalm.com/ (http://www.wreckingbalm.com/)
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Joygasm on June 18, 2009, 04:32:58 PM
That company can't make enough for that guy..

Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Thrash on June 18, 2009, 06:22:02 PM
www.WreckingBall.com (http://www.WreckingBall.com) ???
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Emperor Reagan on June 19, 2009, 07:26:52 AM
Those're the kinds of guys that actually do give face tats, though.  Weird lifestyle guys.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Thrash on June 20, 2009, 03:10:49 PM
That's almost the same kinda guy to "octopus" his dick ....
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: mosh on June 21, 2009, 06:34:30 AM
Dude, her belt buckle is TELLING you what she is.  Come on!

I decided to not make note of that ...
It's its own irony ...

Really, who cares? She's Eurotrash and'll give up the anus as soon as you drop your strides.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Thrash on June 21, 2009, 01:04:43 PM
I change my vote; I WOULD still hit it ...
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Drugmoth on June 21, 2009, 05:57:42 PM
Eurotrash is the BEST trash.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Lothar on June 22, 2009, 12:38:19 AM
For the record, I am not condoning scab picking as a means of tattoo removal.

Wait, yes I am. Try it.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Tru on June 22, 2009, 04:18:43 PM
http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1245302379/Dumbass_Biker_Celebrates_Victory_One_Lap_Early (http://www.nothingtoxic.com/media/1245302379/Dumbass_Biker_Celebrates_Victory_One_Lap_Early)
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Drugmoth on June 23, 2009, 06:01:05 AM
Something I didn't write, but made me giggle:

"I want 56 little stars literally obscuring the entire left side of my face for the rest of my life"
I can do this work for you, but are you sure you understand the possible life altering repercussions?
"Yes, the last two raves I went to I was rolling so hard and couldn't stop thinking about how amazing I would look if I damaged my face permanently"
Again, I cannot over-emphasize how ridiculous you will look for the rest of your natural existence, but as a paying customer this is your right.
"I'm still hiiiighhhhhh!!! IM GONNA BE A STARRR!!"
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: mosh on June 23, 2009, 06:06:29 AM
Turns out she was lying coz daddy didnt like it.

hahahahaha
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: ttfg on June 23, 2009, 08:02:05 AM
I WIN !!!
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 23, 2009, 09:30:07 AM
Ha ha! Awesome detective skills! I'll bet the other special dudes at your group home are totally jealous of how smart you are!
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: ttfg on June 23, 2009, 09:47:05 AM
what... is that it ? oooooooooo wait....none of the girls are around...nm.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: underclass on June 23, 2009, 10:19:15 AM
Turns out she was lying coz daddy didnt like it.

hahahahaha

Oh man, can you imagine that dinner conversation....
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: FAH-Q on June 23, 2009, 03:46:24 PM
Ha ha! Awesome detective skills! I'll bet the other special dudes at your group home are totally jealous of how smart you are!

Hahaha!
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Thrash on June 23, 2009, 10:40:50 PM
Dude ....
(http://blogs.usatoday.com/.a/6a00d83451b46269e20115702c337d970c-250wi)
(http://blogs.usatoday.com/.a/6a00d83451b46269e20115712161fe970b-200wi)

http://althouse.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-woke-up-when-he-was-starting-to.html (http://althouse.blogspot.com/2009/06/i-woke-up-when-he-was-starting-to.html)

Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: The Geek on June 23, 2009, 10:44:30 PM
hows he eat box or suck a mean cock with that mess in his pie hole?
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Libertine on June 23, 2009, 10:45:42 PM
I looked at him and laughed my ass off.  Then I thought, you know what, I'd probably vote him into political office.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: FAH-Q on July 19, 2009, 04:49:11 PM
Maybe I'm just old fashioned, but a bunch of facial piercings/stretchings and facial tattoos just don't appeal to me at all.
Title: Re: Epic fail and epic ROFL
Post by: Thrash on July 19, 2009, 10:11:04 PM
He doesn't even look human anymore outside of the eyes ...