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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Tru on June 22, 2009, 12:54:36 PM

Title: Fathers Day
Post by: Tru on June 22, 2009, 12:54:36 PM: You guys have Fathers Day outside the US?

It was yesterday here btw. My son gave me an 8th of bud. I didn't even know it was fathers day myself until the checkout girl at the supper market told me "happy fathers day!" I didn't get home until about 10:00p but he came over about 11:00p so he just made it.

Then we smoked a bowl.

Happy (belated) Fathers Day for all whom it applies to.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: Libertine on June 22, 2009, 01:02:11 PM: I tried to call my dad 3 times and he didn't answer his phone all day.

Not sure.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: FAH-Q on June 22, 2009, 03:55:40 PM: It was my dad's birthday on Wednesday. I amazoned him a bunch of stuff.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: Nitya on June 22, 2009, 04:16:40 PM: I made a present! A very cheesy homemade one. I basically finger painted an empty (of course) tissue box to make it look like a cricket pitch and made some stick people and said it's a cricket game. I didn't explain the rules though... But hey, he got a (cruddy) present, I got finger painting!

My best present that I ever game him was a collage of all the things he wasn't getting for fathers day that year. Just because he handed me a brochure from Maplins a few days before.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: Libertine on June 22, 2009, 05:36:27 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on June 22, 2009, 03:55:40 PM
It was my dad's birthday on Wednesday. I amazoned him a bunch of stuff.

I'm about to do the same tonight, my pops turns 57 tomorrow.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: FAH-Q on June 22, 2009, 06:22:11 PM: It occurs to me that perhaps that should be "amazonned". Thoughts?
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: ttfg on June 22, 2009, 06:34:30 PM: Results 1 - 10 of about 3,420,000 for amazoned. (0.21 seconds)
Results 1 - 10 of about 674 for amazonned. (0.18 seconds)

I let google do the thinking.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: Nitya on June 22, 2009, 07:33:51 PM: I would've put amazon'd personally...
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: Drugmoth on June 22, 2009, 11:04:44 PM: My dad always "forgets" my birthday, so I "forgot" fathers day. I won't "forget" his birthday though.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: mosh on June 23, 2009, 05:58:56 AM: I wish an 8th of bud could be amazonned to me

I think Fathers day here is in September, but I dont take much notice of such things.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 23, 2009, 09:39:50 AM: I'll bet your illegitimate children do.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: Joygasm on June 23, 2009, 01:18:35 PM: I tried to go visit my Dad but he was out gambling.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: hip on June 23, 2009, 02:47:25 PM: amazon-ed? amazon'd? what the fuck are we going to do about this one? word dilemma! i'll be stressing about this for a few days.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: Nitya on June 23, 2009, 05:43:05 PM: Quote from: hip on June 23, 2009, 02:47:25 PM
amazon-ed? amazon'd? what the fuck are we going to do about this one? word dilemma! i'll be stressing about this for a few days.

Only a few?
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: Thrash on June 24, 2009, 01:07:32 AM: Called my dad, got nothing ...
Found out he was in the hospital with his (really nice) wife; she was sick ...
... I'm assuming anaphilaxis again
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: mosh on June 24, 2009, 04:11:25 AM: Quote from: krapsna on June 23, 2009, 09:39:50 AM
I'll bet your illegitimate children do.

I have some?

Cool!
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 24, 2009, 09:15:15 AM: What kind of fuckstick son gives his dad an eighth of weed... That he probably grew himself?
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: Tru on June 28, 2009, 06:26:02 AM: Quote from: krapsna on June 24, 2009, 09:15:15 AM
What kind of fuckstick son gives his dad an eighth of weed... That he probably grew himself?

Hahahahaha well he did give me a bowl for my birthday. OMG do you think he's trying to get me hooked on DOPE!
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: ttfg on June 28, 2009, 06:57:44 AM: Quote from: Tru on June 22, 2009, 12:54:36 PM
You guys have Fathers Day outside the US?
Quote from: Tru on June 28, 2009, 06:26:02 AM
Hahahahaha well he did give me a bowl for my birthday. OMG do you think he's trying to get me hooked on DOPE!

I'd say the damage has already been done.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: Thrash on June 28, 2009, 08:26:05 PM: Yeah ...
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: Tru on June 29, 2009, 02:47:18 AM: monkey tits
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 29, 2009, 10:39:33 AM: I meant he should have given you at least a half.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: Thrash on June 29, 2009, 05:18:37 PM: hahahahaha ....
He's giving his the rest for his birthday ....

What I wanna know is how he wrapped it ...
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: ttfg on June 30, 2009, 02:54:35 AM: It was a tinnie of course.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: mosh on June 30, 2009, 07:55:09 AM: I dunno if "tinnie" translates.
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 30, 2009, 09:02:01 AM: it doesn't
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: Zoomie on June 30, 2009, 10:10:05 AM: I think it's their version of "a lid" which for those too young to know, was the amount of weed you could pack into the metal lid of a Hellman's Mayonnaise jar. About 40 years ago...
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: Thrash on June 30, 2009, 10:52:44 PM: Ok, even I'M not that old ...
Title: Re: Fathers Day
Post by: ttfg on June 30, 2009, 10:59:51 PM: tinnie : $25 of weed wraped in tin foil. AKA : A stick.