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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: 13chemicals on June 22, 2009, 05:07:59 PM

Title: My friend Alan
Post by: 13chemicals on June 22, 2009, 05:07:59 PM
My friend Alan Wolfe needs your help! He was paralyzed in a recent accident and needs money to keep him in a rehabilitation center until Medicaid can help pay for it. Please help, please! I know that most of you don't know him, but think about what if this happened to you. Wouldn't you pray and hope for the kindness of others? If we get a $36 donation from 1000 people we will reach our goal. Give anything you can though, it will all be accepted!

http://alanbetter.chipin.com/alan (http://alanbetter.chipin.com/alan)

If you guys have ideas for charity drives, please share them.  My friends are pretty much putting me in charge of all of this, because I get shit done and have a can do attitude.  Thanks guys!
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: ttfg on June 22, 2009, 05:53:52 PM
Explain the "accident", is he a true victim or future Darwin Award.

I thought about "what if this happened to you"...the answer is my health insurance would take care of it.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: 13chemicals on June 22, 2009, 10:38:34 PM
He was laid off from his job earlier this year.  When he was laid off his insurance expired.  While he was looking for a job he was doing odd jobs in the meantime.  He is 34 years old so it's not like he could get on his parents health care.  He is a victim of the place he went swimming not having signs posted of where shallow water and where deep water was.  I know most of you don't give a shit but if you feel like being nice, please donate money.  I donated money and my time so far to helping my friend out.  It sucks to me that people are so selfish and only care about themselves, yet when something like this happens to them they bitch and moan and wonder why other don't give a shit.  SO thank you if you care and piss off if you don't.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: ttfg on June 22, 2009, 10:45:56 PM
Dont blame the lack of signs. It stupid to jump/dive into water without checking first.

How much has he given to the starving kids of the 3rd world eh....

Does it suck hes fucked up...yeah. But it seems like it was his fault.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: 13chemicals on June 22, 2009, 11:00:42 PM
Why should Americans give money to third world countries when there are starving needy people here?  Fuck Zimbabasamolia, those fuckers aren't helping Americans out so they can help themselves.

Also, if you think my friend is at fault, good for you.  Everyone is entitled to their own opinions.  Shit happens to good, bad, and stupid people.  I just happen to like helping people, even if it's the homeless idiot who drank all his money away or my friend who didn't check first before jumping into some water.  I would like to think someone would help me out if I needed it.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: Drugmoth on June 22, 2009, 11:14:03 PM
Send me some drugs and I'll donate.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: ttfg on June 22, 2009, 11:17:09 PM
Why should I give to an stupid American when there are stupid people here ? Fuck stupid Americans, those fuckers aren't helping Australians out so they can help themselves.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: Zoomie on June 22, 2009, 11:19:37 PM
You fuckers kicked us out and dissolved ANZUS 20 some years ago. Not our problem.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: Drugmoth on June 22, 2009, 11:20:37 PM
Oh, to have the blood of a hardened criminal!
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: ttfg on June 22, 2009, 11:25:41 PM
pfft, you still have Pine Gap and the new spy base going in.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Gap (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Pine_Gap)
http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/secret-new-us-spy-base-in-offing/2007/02/15/1171405303064.html (http://www.smh.com.au/news/world/secret-new-us-spy-base-in-offing/2007/02/15/1171405303064.html)

Even after ditching your tourists out at sea....we cant seem to get rid of you fuckers.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: mosh on June 22, 2009, 11:28:46 PM
You fuckers kicked us out and dissolved ANZUS 20 some years ago. Not our problem.

No that was the Kiwi's, and their no nukes in our waters policies. ANZUS is very much alive from this end.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: ttfg on June 22, 2009, 11:30:59 PM
Yeah, what he said.

http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anzus (http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Anzus)

I thought that "dissolved ANZUS" didnt sound right.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: Zoomie on June 22, 2009, 11:35:45 PM
I kinda remembered it differently. We were still flying F-16 sorties out of NZ in 1984 but our deployments to Australia were over and done. Bear in mind that I've been a civilian for almost 15 years and I don't keep up with such things.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: Drugmoth on June 22, 2009, 11:45:16 PM
STOP TALKING ABOUT DISSOLVED AUSSIE ANUS.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: underclass on June 22, 2009, 11:55:51 PM
The non-nukes thing was NZ. Dumbest thing we've ever done.


Sasha - I'm sorry to hear about your friend, and do come back to me if this gets dire, but I don't feel like plugging gaps in the healthcare system of the worlds richest and most powerful nation. My wife and I sponsor a lot of charities in nations without the resources to help their poor, and I'd rather Alan and his friends make a big noise to the local authorities than just ask people for money.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: mosh on June 23, 2009, 12:13:42 AM
STOP TALKING ABOUT DISSOLVED AUSSIE ANUS.

Shut up, and keep eating it, fool.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: Drugmoth on June 23, 2009, 12:19:30 AM
....you could at least thank me for the reacharound....
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: The Geek on June 23, 2009, 10:40:19 AM
It's so important that our government see that our faulty health care system is destroying its citizen's lives. Do what you can to make this as public as possible
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 23, 2009, 10:47:03 AM
Yeah, cause if drunk unemployed ass hats who dive head first into murky water can't be nursed back to health, then we have obviously failed as a society.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: The Geek on June 23, 2009, 02:45:11 PM
Did you ever get injured from doing something stupid? I know I have!
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 23, 2009, 02:59:42 PM
Fuck yeah. I've injured myself a ton of times doing stupid shit. I even spent several hours strapped to a board in the hospital while I got neck x-rays because I thought attempting to do a back flip off a chin up bar was the best idea ever. I thought I had fucked up my neck for sure, but it turned out I was only a dumb ass.

Still, as I was laying there staring at the hospital ceiling, all I could think about was how much of a dumb ass I was and not that it was somebody else's fault because the living room carpet wasn't properly labeled as a poor place to fall head first.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: The Geek on June 23, 2009, 03:45:52 PM
But what if you didn't have health insurance? It just goes back to my belief that health insurance is a basic human right - no matter how dumb the injury.

I broke my arm when I was 13 in two places. I was running to first base... IN THE RAIN... slid and fell on it.
stupid
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 23, 2009, 03:58:17 PM
The health care system is hosed. Insurance is part of the problem.

I broke my wrist snowboarding and didn't have health insurance. Went to the Emergency room and sat in the waiting room for 7 hours. Spent one hour in a bed waiting for X-rays to develop, got a percocet and sent home. The bill was almost 900 dollars for a pill, and x-ray, and 20 minutes of speaking to someone.

The next morning I went to an ortho guy who declared surgery was necessary. I told him I didn't have insurance. Instead got anesthesia, bone setting, three casts, and four office visits for $200. I had another x-ray done during the healing process for an additional 25 bucks.

I had a wisdom tooth pulled for 60 bucks cash. A couple of years later I had another one pulled in exactly the same manner (novacaine, tooth yanking). My insurance company was billed 300 bucks for the exact same five minutes of work that cost me 60 bucks elsewhere.

The insurance companies and the doctors / hospitals are constantly trying to shaft each other and the public's getting screwed in the process.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: 13chemicals on June 23, 2009, 04:41:42 PM
Thank you Mello for donating!!

Side note to Krpsna: he wasn't drunk, because he doesn't drink, and he was laid off.  He worked three part-time jobs doing office work and graphic design to make ends meet while he was looking for a job.  He's also an amazing artist. I already got a screen print shop to screen print posters of his artwork for free to sell at thAnd..is art show benefit my committee is setting up. If you don't want to donate, maybe you'd want to buy a poster.  I'll post pics of the art later this week.


Annnndddd...... guess what!  I had a job interview today at the Austin State School.  Look it up, it's a 150 year old crazy house. Oogie Boogie!
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: Zoomie on June 23, 2009, 07:34:12 PM
I'd donate if I could, Sasha.

I agree with Krapsna though, it's the word insurance that fucks it all up. They don't have it in most European countries, don't even have a system for you to pay for a doctor visit. It's not so much that the government pays it, it's that that healthcare is so important and doctors don't charge an arm and a leg. It also helps that most European countries have both tort and liability reform so there is very little malpractice and almost no malpractice insurance.

This is what we need here.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: underclass on June 23, 2009, 07:42:53 PM
NZ -> No insurance

They have it in Japan and I get FUCKING GOUGED because it's a compulsory tax, and I pay insurance based on my income. I pay probably $250 per month for one doctors visit every 3-4 months.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 23, 2009, 09:09:55 PM
Side note to Krpsna: he wasn't drunk, because he doesn't drink, and he was laid off.  He worked three part-time jobs doing office work and graphic design to make ends meet while he was looking for a job. 

Well that's crappy. 
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: Thrash on June 23, 2009, 10:30:22 PM
I'll debate it ...
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: The Geek on June 23, 2009, 10:32:24 PM
Quote
The insurance companies and the doctors / hospitals are constantly trying to shaft each other and the public's getting screwed in the process.
I absolutely agree - my point is that it's the government's responsibility to take hold of this system and the companies and set it straight for the people.

Utopian, I know. But what do you expect? i'm a dem. socialist.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: hip on June 24, 2009, 10:18:48 AM
Still, as I was laying there staring at the hospital ceiling, all I could think about was how much of a dumb ass I was and not that it was somebody else's fault because the living room carpet wasn't properly labeled as a poor place to fall head first.

i love you. you make sense to me. make babies with me.
...wait. do you actually have any sperm left?
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: Zoomie on June 24, 2009, 10:22:43 AM
Didn't you two get over each other like 5 years ago?
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 24, 2009, 10:41:19 AM
Still, as I was laying there staring at the hospital ceiling, all I could think about was how much of a dumb ass I was and not that it was somebody else's fault because the living room carpet wasn't properly labeled as a poor place to fall head first.

i love you. you make sense to me. make babies with me.
...wait. do you actually have any sperm left?

I think it's all used up by now.  :-\
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: hip on June 24, 2009, 10:56:43 AM
so we can adopt! those little asian babies people aquire are so damn adorable.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: (_)_)===D on June 24, 2009, 11:51:27 AM
John and Kate might be putting a couple on the market soon.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: 13chemicals on June 24, 2009, 02:26:38 PM
Oh! Zing! That made me laugh.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: hip on June 24, 2009, 02:28:12 PM
speaking of-- sasha, your icon could be jon's tranny brother or something.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: 13chemicals on June 24, 2009, 02:36:12 PM
Her name is Juanita Gosselin.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: Nitya on June 24, 2009, 04:13:20 PM
those little asian babies people aquire are so damn adorable.
Too true.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: mosh on June 26, 2009, 08:35:55 AM
Yeah, I'd like to own 20 or 30 of them.

Private militia.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: Thrash on June 29, 2009, 05:29:41 PM
Start your indoctrination young!
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: Zoomie on June 29, 2009, 07:08:54 PM
That's how Cambodia got famous...
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: mosh on June 29, 2009, 07:23:19 PM
No, that was thanks to Jello Biafra.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: Zoomie on June 29, 2009, 07:44:06 PM
Don't throw your west coast granola-eating sissy punk hero bullshit at me.
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: Thrash on June 30, 2009, 02:46:09 AM
Ok, I'm done here ...
Title: Re: My friend Alan
Post by: mosh on June 30, 2009, 06:19:07 AM
Don't throw your west coast granola-eating sissy punk hero bullshit at me.

Who would have heard of Cambodia if it werent for west coast granola-eating sissy punk hero bullshit?

I remember it being called Kampuchea or some such.