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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: (_)_)===D on July 18, 2009, 02:44:58 AM

Title: Finally! A tattoo machine is born!
Post by: (_)_)===D on July 18, 2009, 02:44:58 AM: Whew! It's been a three year uphill battle, but I finally got all of my parts made this week and tonight built my first non-prototype machine. Behold! (that woman's face is from a check I found in my attic dated 1870. The thing that says "50" on it is a George Washington stamp that was on the check. Booyeah!)

(http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/images/machine_one_1.jpeg)

(http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/images/machine_one_3.jpeg)

(http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/images/machine_one_4.jpeg)
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Post by: Drugmoth on July 19, 2009, 03:52:18 AM: Tattoo my balls?
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Post by: Thrash on July 19, 2009, 04:16:21 AM: Read as: tattoo some on him so he'll fimally HAVE some ...
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Post by: Drugmoth on July 19, 2009, 04:24:21 AM: OOOOOOH SNAP!
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Post by: ttfg on July 19, 2009, 05:00:27 AM: Can you explain how its different from a normal one ? Not with pictures please. I mean..hmm, I do understand mech tech.
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Post by: Zoomie on July 19, 2009, 07:57:52 AM: Yes, explain to HoJo how the machine works so he can ask you some non-sequitur about the ambient temperature in the waiting room...
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Post by: ttfg on July 19, 2009, 08:00:40 AM: Fine, I give up.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on July 19, 2009, 11:26:21 AM: One of the major difference is that 99% of the machines made have coil cores made of 1018 cold rolled steel. Mine are made of pure iron, which is not only extremely difficult to find but also extremely expensive. In most solenoids 1018 is fine, but here pure makes a difference. You want the magnetic field to charge and dissipate as quickly and cleanly as possible, with the lowest magnetic reluctance, and for the core material to not become permanently magnetized during it's use.

My goal was to make a machine that looks pretty AND runs well (consistent force output over time, easily adjustable to perform specific functions, and doesn't get hot during long periods of use) and makes tattooing just a little bit less of a chore.

I'm not going to get into specifics beyond that. Trade secrets and all that.
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Post by: The Geek on July 19, 2009, 11:00:15 PM: That's fucking awesome. Wanna try it out on my back sometime?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on July 20, 2009, 01:06:10 PM: I realisticly won't be able to tattoo for a couple of months now.
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Post by: The Geek on July 20, 2009, 03:06:22 PM: </3
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Post by: ttfg on July 20, 2009, 04:04:55 PM: That kinda looks like an icecream.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on July 20, 2009, 07:45:28 PM: krapsna make it all bettah
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Post by: The Geek on July 20, 2009, 09:11:01 PM: Im not addicted to your heroin spouting cock, let's keep it that way
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Post by: Zoomie on July 20, 2009, 09:24:27 PM: So I'm not getting my Cthulhu next week...
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Post by: The Geek on July 20, 2009, 09:25:58 PM: ill scratch it in for you. cheap too. Pen ink. You want sparkly pink or green?
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Post by: Drugmoth on July 21, 2009, 01:19:35 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on July 20, 2009, 09:24:27 PM
So I'm not getting my Cthulhu next week...

Quote
Tyler Durden: Oh I get it, it's very clever.
Narrator: Thank you.
Tyler Durden: How's that working out for you?
Narrator: What?
Tyler Durden: Being clever.
Narrator: Great.
Tyler Durden: Keep it up then... Right up.
Title: Re: Finally! A tattoo machine is born!
Post by: Zoomie on July 21, 2009, 08:17:40 AM: Quote from: The Geek on July 20, 2009, 09:25:58 PM
ill scratch it in for you. cheap too. Pen ink. You want sparkly pink or green?

No thanks, I think one of us would enjoy that and it posbaly wouldn't be me.
Title: Re: Finally! A tattoo machine is born!
Post by: (_)_)===D on July 21, 2009, 09:29:36 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on July 20, 2009, 09:24:27 PM
So I'm not getting my Cthulhu next week...

Define next week... Specific dates and I can give you a definite answer yes or no. This includes you too Mello.
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Post by: Zoomie on July 21, 2009, 09:35:07 AM: This coming Sunday, Monday and maybe Tuesday morning.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on July 21, 2009, 09:59:08 AM: What are your plans on Saturday?
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Post by: The Geek on July 21, 2009, 10:36:34 AM: im good for saturday, any time of your choosing
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Post by: hip on July 21, 2009, 11:41:46 AM: Quote from: krapsna on July 20, 2009, 01:06:10 PM
I realisticly won't be able to tattoo for a couple of months now.

why? that thing looks awesome, by the way. PFR all the way. if i could afford you, i'd definitely have you draw on me.
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Post by: 13chemicals on July 22, 2009, 03:13:15 AM: I want a tattoo of the queen of hearts card on my entire back. How much?
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Post by: Zoomie on July 22, 2009, 08:59:12 AM: I'd offer to do it for free but I've already seen your boobs.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on July 22, 2009, 09:16:15 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on July 22, 2009, 03:13:15 AM
I want a tattoo of the queen of hearts card on my entire back. How much?

How long is a piece of string? How much does a bag of groceries cost? Etc.

You already know the answer to this.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on July 22, 2009, 09:16:58 AM: Quote from: hip on July 21, 2009, 11:41:46 AM
Quote from: krapsna on July 20, 2009, 01:06:10 PM
I realisticly won't be able to tattoo for a couple of months now.

why? that thing looks awesome, by the way. PFR all the way. if i could afford you, i'd definitely have you draw on me.

Aww... So sweet.
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Post by: hip on July 22, 2009, 01:51:56 PM: i would like some sort of pfr looking dove on the inside of my wrist. every year i change what i'd like to get, so every year i do not get a tattoo. i can be so non-committal.
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Post by: Nitya on July 22, 2009, 02:08:18 PM: I saw many a man with a tattoo in India.

Only, they all had the same tat.

The Om symbol on their right hand... well I think it was right.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on July 22, 2009, 03:16:00 PM: I'm trying to decide what I want on my left shoulder next. Maybe I should hold off for a while and get in line for the fancy new machine.
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Post by: Libertine on July 22, 2009, 03:31:28 PM: I've never had one but I've always wanted one on my back or shoulder.

I've only vaguely thought about what kind of design I would get though.

I've always liked navy stars but they are pretty played out.

I've thought about some kind of design with roots grasping an object but haven't fully sketched it out in my head.

Who knows.
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Post by: FAH-Q on July 22, 2009, 04:43:18 PM: I just got my 7th (another lizard on my right arm) in SF. If anyone happens to want ink in that area, I highly recommend Soul Patch on Haight St.

The only trouble with getting a new tattoo is that it makes you want more new tattoos.
Title: Re: Finally! A tattoo machine is born!
Post by: Drugmoth on July 22, 2009, 08:21:35 PM: Quote from: FAH-Q on July 22, 2009, 04:43:18 PM
The only trouble with getting a new tattoo is that it makes you want more new tattoos.

Tru daaaaaaaaat
Title: Re: Finally! A tattoo machine is born!
Post by: Emperor Reagan on July 22, 2009, 08:54:28 PM: I got number 10 about 2 weeks ago. A Baltimore/Boh love tattoo.

My roommate is buying number 13 if I hit 12 before he hits 2. Odds are good for me!
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Post by: (_)_)===D on July 22, 2009, 11:51:32 PM: Mike,

I'd be happy to tattoo you if we can work it out.
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Post by: ttfg on July 23, 2009, 07:41:48 AM: I got one in 3 parts and have had it covered.
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Post by: The Geek on July 23, 2009, 09:27:03 AM: Quote
I'd be happy to tattoo you if i can stretch my nut skin over your eyes.

fixed
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Post by: (_)_)===D on July 23, 2009, 09:33:04 AM: Hold on there! Just because I do it to you doesn't mean everybody gets the royal treatment. You're special Mello.

You're special.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on July 23, 2009, 01:24:43 PM: Thanks god. I have a hate-hate relationship with other people's nut sacks.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on July 23, 2009, 03:16:37 PM: That might be true, but I'll bet you'd let Einstein give you the roman war helmet if he asked.
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Post by: Emperor Reagan on July 23, 2009, 08:09:28 PM: I am aware that Einstein is dead, so that tact will not work for anyone interested in giving me a Roman war helmet.
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Post by: The Geek on July 23, 2009, 09:27:08 PM: at least someone thinks Im special!
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Post by: Zoomie on July 23, 2009, 10:29:20 PM: (http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7925430232/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/02/retard404.jpg)
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Post by: mosh on July 24, 2009, 12:20:45 AM: When did you come into possession of Dylan's childhood photos, Aaron?
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Post by: Zoomie on July 24, 2009, 12:58:01 AM: Baby, I gotta hard drive too...
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Post by: ttfg on July 24, 2009, 01:13:15 AM: coughflashdrivecough
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Post by: Zoomie on July 24, 2009, 01:16:00 AM: Think big, brah.
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Post by: (_)_)===D on July 24, 2009, 09:25:02 AM: Zoomie,

Sunday evening. Tattooing. How's that sound to ya?

Emp,

Of course I meant if Einstein were alive. Suppose you had a time machine and went to go visit Einstein and he said to you, "Sure I'll talk math with you kid! But first, you gotta let me give you the Roman War Helmet. It'll be good for you, just ask Marilyn."

You know you'd let him do it.
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Post by: Nitya on July 24, 2009, 10:31:45 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on July 24, 2009, 01:16:00 AM
Think big, brah.
haha!
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Post by: Drugmoth on July 25, 2009, 12:26:37 AM: Quote from: Zoomie on July 23, 2009, 10:29:20 PM
(http://s.bebo.com/app-image/7925430232/5411656627/PROFILE/i.quizzaz.com/img/q/u/08/04/02/retard404.jpg)

Awwww, I was so cute! I totally won that race.
Title: Re: Finally! A tattoo machine is born!
Post by: Emperor Reagan on July 25, 2009, 02:14:56 AM: Well, I do have this masturbation fantasy where I invent a time machine and travel back in time to become jack the ripper...I guess I could make a pit stop for Einstein if it ever came true.
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Post by: 13chemicals on July 26, 2009, 05:06:25 AM: Make a pit stop for Marie Antoinette for me and steal the crown jewels! *insert laugh stylings circa 1776*
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Post by: (_)_)===D on August 02, 2009, 01:23:31 AM: Here's some more machine pics:

(http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/images/1_machine_one.jpg)

(http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/images/1_machine_three.jpg)

(http://www.d00dj00sux0r.com/images/1_machine_five.jpg)
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Post by: Drugmoth on August 02, 2009, 10:46:55 PM: ZOMG EXCITING
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Post by: (_)_)===D on August 02, 2009, 11:49:08 PM: Ha ha!

Haven't you figured out how to steal your own drugs from your parents yet?
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Post by: 13chemicals on August 03, 2009, 02:51:11 AM: New current tattoo thought- I would like to get, "Hell is other people" tattooed on the old right arm.
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Post by: Lothar on August 03, 2009, 03:27:10 AM: Looks like some nice work on the coils there.
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Post by: Drugmoth on August 03, 2009, 04:18:43 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on August 03, 2009, 02:51:11 AM
New current tattoo thought- I would like to get, "Hell is other people" tattooed on the old right arm.

Way to be misanthropic, Sasha.
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Post by: 13chemicals on August 03, 2009, 04:37:39 AM: j/k

(http://www.comicartfans.com/Images/Category_2337/subcat_36072/Taarna_Dooney.jpg)
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Post by: The Geek on August 03, 2009, 10:15:28 AM: Old right arm? As opposed to a new one?
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Post by: (_)_)===D on August 03, 2009, 01:33:42 PM: That's a cool picture but I can't tell if her expression is mad, or confused.
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Post by: FAH-Q on August 03, 2009, 06:03:53 PM: Hahaha yeah! "She is a little confused."

Also, gorgeous machine, dude.
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Post by: 13chemicals on August 04, 2009, 02:34:47 AM: I need to just get that tattoo done and stop talking about it. The only thing, is that I will have to get it pretty big if I want really her face to look really clean.
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Post by: Wozzeck on August 04, 2009, 03:50:09 PM: Friends with Amusing Tattoos:

(http://c1.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/47/l_2b3c01fce7ea4863b1addc456daed684.jpg)

Andrew's "Armageddon Gigolo", based off of:

(http://www.spiritualfront.com/images/Merch2.jpg)

With a martini glass in place of the dildo.
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Post by: fyrenza on August 07, 2009, 10:33:58 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on August 04, 2009, 02:34:47 AM
I need to just get that tattoo done and stop talking about it. The only thing, is that I will have to get it pretty big if I want really her face to look really clean.

Looks like you'll have to go with your back, either a shoulderblade for her face, or your whole back for the full pic.

OUCHIES!

i have a medium sized butterfly above my left nipple-muffin ~ about 2 1/2 inches x 2 inches. That's the only one ~ it pretty well says it all:

i was born,
i grew up,
and here i am
in all my dazzling glory! rofl
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Post by: (_)_)===D on August 07, 2009, 10:35:18 AM: What is a nipple-muffin?
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Post by: Zoomie on August 07, 2009, 10:38:44 AM: Sounds like somebody got the puffy areolas...
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Post by: The Geek on August 07, 2009, 10:45:00 AM: (http://www.puffynipplepic.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/08/pregnant-puffy-nipples.jpg)
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Post by: Zoomie on August 07, 2009, 10:46:08 AM: Mmmmmm
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Post by: The Geek on August 07, 2009, 10:46:41 AM: puffy nipples weird me out
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Post by: fyrenza on August 07, 2009, 11:19:40 AM: Quote from: The Geek on August 07, 2009, 10:46:41 AM
puffy nipples weird me out

Ewww, me, TOO!

NOOOOOOOO ~ i have tiny nibbles, and normal-sized aureola that are so pale, they just look like my skin.

i call 'em that, 'cuz they actually were FOOD, at one time, and feeding your baby a nipple-muffin sounds so much better than feeding your baby a breast...

;D

Heck, they don't have teeth, and CERTAINLY can't handle MEAT...