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General Category => Sex/Gossip => Topic started by: fyrenza on July 24, 2009, 11:59:08 AM

Title: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: fyrenza on July 24, 2009, 11:59:08 AM
Do other women have wet dreams?

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Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: The Geek on July 24, 2009, 02:02:43 PM
I dont think Ive had one in a really long time... No idea what I'm dreaming about since I never remember... I just wake up and it's happening.

I wonder what the correlation to regular sex and orgasm while asleep is?

As a side note, I love the oral wake up call
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Tru on July 24, 2009, 02:56:14 PM
I dreamed about a wheel chair bound woman recently. She kept following me around saying I could stick my tongue in her mouth.
So eventually I did. The end.

She was pretty hot though, blond and she had on a blue dress.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: The Geek on July 24, 2009, 04:45:04 PM
so where's the part when the government comes in?
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: fyrenza on July 24, 2009, 06:23:28 PM
i can hit multiple's (most = 9), but only while masterbating, and after so many, they start diminishing in intensity.

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Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Drugmoth on July 25, 2009, 01:54:32 AM
Fuck.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: 13chemicals on July 26, 2009, 04:50:48 AM
The last time I had a wet dream I was 14.  I seriously wet the bed, it freaked me out, and I haven't had one ever since.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Emperor Reagan on July 26, 2009, 09:08:38 AM
so where's the part when the government comes in?

Maybe the entire dream occurred from a third person viewpoint, so he was watching himself and wheel chair lady from the government's hidden cameras!
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Libertine on July 27, 2009, 09:58:14 AM
The last time I had a wet dream I was 14.  I seriously wet the bed, it freaked me out, and I haven't had one ever since.

five alarm squirter
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Zoomie on July 28, 2009, 12:30:35 AM
No shit, my workshop is on fire. Quick, rub one out.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Thrash on July 28, 2009, 03:05:12 AM
Errr...

i think i'm "frigid" ~

i can (and DO) have orgasms, but only if masturbating or dreaming.

i've had one Big 0, with one person,

and almost got there with my first husband.

Other than that, i can have

multiple 0's, but only by myself.

Most 0's in one "session" = 9 ~

but only because i got tired and fell asleep.

(Please don't be too shocked ~ i quit taking Zoloft, and all of a sudden, i have a sex drive, again! ;) )

Well, and after 3, they start to diminish in intensity, and are harder to achieve.


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Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: mosh on July 28, 2009, 06:01:43 AM
http://www.efukt.com/20518_Orgasm_Ruined_By_2_Assholes.html (http://www.efukt.com/20518_Orgasm_Ruined_By_2_Assholes.html)

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: underclass on July 28, 2009, 08:02:46 AM
great thread, extra marks for originality. Look forward to reading updates a few days hence
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Daddy on July 28, 2009, 05:37:02 PM
The last time I had a wet dream I was 14.  I seriously wet the bed, it freaked me out, and I haven't had one ever since.

five alarm squirter

I know a lady who produces enough to have to mop up the floor afterwards. It's amazing.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Thrash on July 28, 2009, 06:01:56 PM
http://www.redtube.com/6004 (http://www.redtube.com/6004)
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: AspHole on July 28, 2009, 08:19:20 PM
wasn't that the chick that went off like a firehose in some kinda radio show or something?  The vid before was on the old board....
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Drugmoth on July 29, 2009, 12:45:24 AM
Cytheria FTW
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Thrash on July 29, 2009, 02:20:52 PM
ALWAYS in this type of discussion ...
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: 13chemicals on July 30, 2009, 03:36:23 AM
I thought I peed the bed.  I have never squirted before in my life, and I don't really think it would be hot.  I would def. have a complex about it if I did.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Drugmoth on July 30, 2009, 03:46:20 AM
Oh, my ex did it and I thought it was the hottest thing in the world.  She also had a complex about it, she was all apologizing every time and I was like why the fuck are you apologizing?  That shit is hawt.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2009, 05:34:06 AM
Oh, my ex did it and I thought it was the hottest thing in the world.  She also had a complex about it, she was all apologizing every time and I was like why the fuck are you apologizing?  That shit is hawt.

Word.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Zoomie on July 30, 2009, 09:31:21 AM
Simulateous G-spot and oral-clitoral stimulation. Take the shot in the face. Then wonder why women don't like taking the facial.

This is the real mystery of life.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Drugmoth on July 30, 2009, 10:25:02 AM
You don't like taking the shot to the face?
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Zoomie on July 30, 2009, 10:43:46 AM
From a woman, I love it. From a man, I wouldn't know.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Thrash on July 30, 2009, 12:04:42 PM
I'm half a step from quoteboxing the last few posts because they'd be funny out of context ...
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: fyrenza on July 30, 2009, 03:05:12 PM
NOT the type of "wetness" i meant...

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Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Thrash on July 30, 2009, 03:59:57 PM
It's what I'M talking about!
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2009, 06:33:18 PM
Taking a shot from a woman? I drink it all down from her.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Drugmoth on July 31, 2009, 06:40:44 AM
That post coupled with that screen name and the pictures you posted......is creepy.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Daddy on July 31, 2009, 08:52:54 AM
I am who I am and I get off on life. I have been called creepy plenty of times and it has only stung once or twice. This is not one of those times.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Drugmoth on July 31, 2009, 09:08:33 AM
CREEP!


What about that time?
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Zoomie on July 31, 2009, 10:18:26 AM
Oh please, you gotta lotta nerve calling ANYONE creepy, son...
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Daddy on July 31, 2009, 10:22:42 AM
Granted, we get a few 18 and 19 year olds showhng themselves off to us at the station from time to time. However, that is not creepy but rather a perk of the job.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Thrash on July 31, 2009, 05:02:33 PM
http://www.redtube.com/14941 (http://www.redtube.com/14941)
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Daddy on July 31, 2009, 09:36:15 PM
Cytheria is awesome.
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: fyrenza on August 01, 2009, 02:31:52 AM
i could't get used to covering EVERYTHING IN MY HOUSE with plastic...

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Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Thrash on August 01, 2009, 03:27:39 AM
I could ...
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Drugmoth on August 01, 2009, 04:23:39 AM
I could ...
Title: Re: Women and Wet Dreams
Post by: Thrash on August 01, 2009, 04:46:48 AM
W3rd ...