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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on July 29, 2009, 03:49:34 PM

Title: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Zoomie on July 29, 2009, 03:49:34 PM
(http://i30.tinypic.com/jub6sn.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Thrash on July 29, 2009, 03:59:55 PM
Oh, snap!
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Drugmoth on July 29, 2009, 04:26:23 PM
I HATE YOU SO MUCH FUCK YOU FUCK YOU FUCK YOUR OLD WRINKLY GINGER ASS


*cries*
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: underclass on July 30, 2009, 02:50:23 AM
dylan is scared of spiders?

Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Drugmoth on July 30, 2009, 03:05:04 AM
(http://www.hollow-hill.com/sabina/images/no-shit-sherlock.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: underclass on July 30, 2009, 03:05:51 AM
but you live in a cave...


if you look up do you see this?

(http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/spider-hell.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Drugmoth on July 30, 2009, 03:07:48 AM
Never clicking this thread again.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: 13chemicals on July 30, 2009, 03:09:30 AM
Holy Moly!  When my friend was in the middle east on a tour of duty he woke up one day and a scorpion the size of a frisbee was on his pillow next to his face.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: fyrenza on July 30, 2009, 06:09:40 AM
Never clicking this thread again.

Awww!  Come sit by me, Moth ~ i'm not afraid of spiders, snakes nor scorpions.  They don't seem to like me, much, and i usually only get to see their retreating backsides.  Believing that they don't exist in my reality sort of causes 'em to not exist around me.  Either that, or i just don't notice 'em!   ::)(<~ Like that?  Is THAT a "tangent?"   ???)  
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Drugmoth on July 30, 2009, 07:05:55 AM
No it isn't, good job!
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: The Geek on July 30, 2009, 08:33:31 AM
Detroit was bit by a spider two years ago and nearly lost his leg. He's got this huge chunk missing from his thigh.
Needless to say when there's a spider in the house, Mama Geek kills it.

I cant wait to do up the house in spider motifs for Halloween. I should probably invest in stupid goth spider lingerie, too.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Nitya on July 30, 2009, 01:27:22 PM
Killing spiders seems pointless... plus I hate flies!
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: mosh on July 30, 2009, 09:51:08 PM
it is... I dont kill em when I find them in my house, I catch them and evict them.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: fyrenza on July 31, 2009, 12:13:09 AM
it is... I dont kill em when I find them in my house, I catch them and evict them.

Me, too.  They have lives, too.  i'm not into killing, but i'll do it to save what i love.

Yeah, i pretty much fail for any sort of violence...

Been there, done that, have the bloody T-Shirt that say Peace Rules.

Ah, well.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Drugmoth on July 31, 2009, 04:46:41 AM
I smite that evil where it crawls.  I smite ants too but only because they annoy me, not cuz they are Satan incarnate.  I won't kill anything like silverfish, woodlice, mayflies, gnats, etc.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Thrash on July 31, 2009, 04:57:53 AM
it is... I dont kill em when I find them in my house, I catch them and evict them.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: FAH-Q on August 01, 2009, 04:10:35 PM
I still have a little lump and scar from a spider bite about 3 years ago. They're welcome to do whatever they like outside, but come in my house and they're toast.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Lucky on August 01, 2009, 04:15:05 PM
I should probably invest in stupid goth spider lingerie, too.

Cos you want him to be afraid of your ta-ta's? Or cos you want him to man up about his phobia and crush your ta-ta's underboot?
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: 13chemicals on August 01, 2009, 06:34:38 PM
*knock on wood*  I hope I never get bit by a spider.  My ex got bit by one and his leg was so swollen... it was painful to see.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: mosh on August 01, 2009, 09:35:03 PM
I been bitten by spiders so many times I've lost count.

But I live in Australia, so I guess I'm supposed to be a bit Black Knight about these things. "tis merely a flesh wound!!!"

I hope the next spider that bites me is the kind that'll turn me into Spiderman.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: (_)_)===D on August 02, 2009, 12:34:05 AM
Yeah, that would be awesome. I'm several spider bites in and still no super powers either.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: fyrenza on August 02, 2009, 12:40:56 AM
Well, if you're convincing enough,

you can get someone ELSE to suck out the actual poison,

and then, YOU'll be in pretty good shape.

If they're a swallower?  Kis...  err...  Toodle-Loo 'em goodbye.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: 13chemicals on August 02, 2009, 02:28:38 AM
So what your saying is, Mosh would get bit by a spiderman spider, I would suck the poison out, and then I'd have to kiss him goodbye because he'd be pissed that I have all the super powers that he wanted?
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: mosh on August 02, 2009, 06:47:15 AM
Well Spidey, I guess you'd experience all sorts of new senses tingling...
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: fyrenza on August 02, 2009, 01:06:38 PM
So what your saying is, Mosh would get bit by a spiderman spider, I would suck the poison out, and then I'd have to kiss him goodbye because he'd be pissed that I have all the super powers that he wanted?

Well, when it's a case of Super POWERS, rather than just your run-of-the-mill everyday Super Poisoning,

i believe the Powers would be shared,

AND that the two of you would mate, for life.

Just my expert medical opinion ~ no charge!
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: daisymae on August 09, 2009, 07:51:28 PM
but you live in a cave...


if you look up do you see this?

(http://www.breakitdownblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2008/01/spider-hell.jpg)

I would probably throw up.

I have an agreement with spiders: if I don't see them, they get to live.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Thrash on August 09, 2009, 11:32:00 PM
That's actually a beautiful, Black Widow, or is it something else close to it?
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: fyrenza on August 09, 2009, 11:47:14 PM
That's actually a beautiful, Black Widow, or is it something else close to it?

i thought Tarantula ~ that large and hairy.

We used to keep a couple of 'em.  They really aren't that dangerous ~ their bites supposedly no worse than bee stings.  They never bit us, just did their Spidey thang, and our "guard-dogs-that-don't-need-to-be-walked" thang, 'cuz of COURSE, we had pix and "put the word out" about 'em being loose in the apartment.

And i've stumbled upon a nest of black widows, in the wellhouse.  They're SO black and shiny, that their markings GLARE out at you.  i got stung by a scorpion that was on the inside of the door, and didn't even realize it, i was so focused on the nest.  Freaked me out, i can tell you!

(http://i235.photobucket.com/albums/ee57/Fyrenza/black-widow-spider.jpg)
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Thrash on August 09, 2009, 11:51:49 PM
No, the BLACK ONE is not hairy ...
The original one on the TP is ...
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: fyrenza on August 10, 2009, 12:03:10 AM
No, the BLACK ONE is not hairy ...
The original one on the TP is ...

That's the one i was talking about, too.

Here's a link, with some photos of our worst nightmare, the Brown Recluse Spider:

http://www.tburg.k12.ny.us/mcdonald/spid.htm (http://www.tburg.k12.ny.us/mcdonald/spid.htm)
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Zoomie on August 10, 2009, 12:04:42 AM
The one in the original pic is a camel spider.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Thrash on August 10, 2009, 01:25:57 AM
Ahhhh ....
What's the 2nd one?
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Zoomie on August 10, 2009, 09:02:11 AM
The second one is Basil Rathbone as Sherlock Holmes.

No shit.
Title: Re: Hey Dylan!
Post by: Thrash on August 10, 2009, 05:01:40 PM
Fuck me; I was WAAAAAYYY off!!!