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Title: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2009, 05:44:21 AM
Back in 2008, I campaigned as a write-in candidate for the South Carolina 1st Congressional District against the two "serious" candidates, Republican incumbent Henry Brown and Democrat challenger, Linda Ketner. I even spent money on radio ads promoting my campaign. Granted, I started late, but a couple of months before the election is not a lot of time to get your name out there.  So, for the 2010 race, I am starting now. I may hold fundraisers, but running for Congress was never envisioned of becoming the industry that it is today by our Founding Fathers.

I have a commitment to Liberty, shrinking the power of the federal government, and moving to consumption taxes.

A large part of my last platform was reactionary to the two big government policies of the other two candidates. That has not changed for this run, but I think I'll be more direct this time out. Since South Carolina doesn't publish write-in votes unless they break a 25 vote per precinct threshold, I had to go find out from each County office in person. The results put it near 600 votes. I was only about 140,000 short.

Here's to a new campaign for 2010! Plus, if I get in, I can pay off my house in the first year.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: underclass on July 30, 2009, 06:26:49 AM
As a New Zealander living in Japan I offer my support. No f**king way am I going to South Carolina though
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Drugmoth on July 30, 2009, 07:16:40 AM
Those pics won't help your political career, me thinks.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on July 30, 2009, 09:39:01 AM
Dude, their Governor just got caught banging an Argentine hooker. He only wears heels and takes heavy gauge buttplugs.

Daddy's a shoe-in.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2009, 09:45:30 AM
If anything, I can get the drag queen vote. I have walked in their shoes.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2009, 10:05:57 AM
In my state, a man can legally beat his wife with certain conditions.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: underclass on July 30, 2009, 10:07:02 AM
that's so weird that each state has different laws
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Emperor Reagan on July 30, 2009, 11:24:48 AM
It's absurd.  You have federal law, state law, and local laws.  And you're expected to be aware of them all.  I think that outside of the biggies like murder, theft, etc., ignorance of the law is a perfectly reasonable excuse.

You also run into problems when you cross jurisdictions.  On the radio one morning, I heard someone talking about how they drove to DC from Texas for a vacation.  They had window tinting and were ticketed for it being too dark in Virginia.  However, in TX where the car was registered, it was perfectly legal to have their windows tinted that dark.  There are tons of ways you can break the law without being aware of doing it simply because of the difference in laws between one area of the US & the next.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on July 30, 2009, 11:30:12 AM
On the radio one morning, I heard someone talking about...

Dude, Eliot In The Morning is uber gay.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Emperor Reagan on July 30, 2009, 11:33:54 AM
True.  But I am only in the car for 15 minutes in the morning, so I can't justify paying for Sirius & Stern and I'm usually not ready to listen to music that early.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2009, 12:00:21 PM
That is the beauty of the system. Looking from local to state to federal, outside of mandates within constitutional standards, the 9th and 10th Amendments give a lot of wiggle room for states and localities to allow or prohibit a variety of things. And for the most part all levels of government ignore their mandates and limits of derived authority completely.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Libertine on July 30, 2009, 12:59:54 PM
Dude, Eliot In The Morning is uber gay.

Is that DC 101?
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Emperor Reagan on July 30, 2009, 01:25:14 PM
Yeah.  They play the show on a Baltimore station now too.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on July 30, 2009, 06:44:58 PM
Yeah.  They play the show on a Baltimore station now too.

Great. Dupont Circle, meet Pigtown. Good luck, fellas...
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: mosh on July 30, 2009, 09:54:10 PM
In Virginia, everything is illegal.

In fact, I think Virginia iteslf is illegal.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Daddy on July 30, 2009, 10:20:18 PM
Anything with a "virgin" in it should be outlawed, because then only outlaws will have virgins.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on July 30, 2009, 10:59:50 PM
In Virginia, everything is illegal.

In fact, I think Virginia iteslf is illegal.

Not true. In most jurisdictions in VA you can legally carry firearms. And you can carry them into a bar to drink. They're trying to pass a law outlawing that but it's not illegal now.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: underclass on July 31, 2009, 12:26:32 AM
which is the state where I get a gun for opening a bank account?
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on July 31, 2009, 01:03:39 AM
That would be Texas. Where they sell guns in the supermarkets, right next to the beer cooler.

Or that's how it was in San Angelo in the late 80s.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: fyrenza on July 31, 2009, 06:44:46 PM
It's absurd.  You have federal law, state law, and local laws.  And you're expected to be aware of them all.  I think that outside of the biggies like murder, theft, etc., ignorance of the law is a perfectly reasonable excuse.

You also run into problems when you cross jurisdictions.  On the radio one morning, I heard someone talking about how they drove to DC from Texas for a vacation.  They had window tinting and were ticketed for it being too dark in Virginia.  However, in TX where the car was registered, it was perfectly legal to have their windows tinted that dark.  There are tons of ways you can break the law without being aware of doing it simply because of the difference in laws between one area of the US & the next.

Our justice system is in need of a major make-over, imho.

That would be Texas. Where they sell guns in the supermarkets, right next to the beer cooler.

Or that's how it was in San Angelo in the late 80s.

At the Super WalMarts, there are guns for sale right next to the baby supplies!   :o

edited for succintness
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on July 31, 2009, 09:19:25 PM
Actually I think it was the Shopper's Food Warehouse. I bought a lovely FIE knockoff of the Beretta 92 in there.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: mosh on August 01, 2009, 01:12:30 AM
Shit, the hoops we have to go through here to buy a firearm... but even still, I think Australia still has a higher ownership of firearms than the US on a per capita basis. My Dad is armed to the teeth, but for no real reason other than to own them.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: 13chemicals on August 03, 2009, 04:58:13 AM
...because guns are sexy.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Drugmoth on August 03, 2009, 05:07:14 AM
Well, only when held by hot women in scantily clad clothing.  Example:

(http://data71.sevenload.com/slcom/fk/gl/kggimi/wgzkhjpkhfc.jpg)

Yep, I just popped one.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: mosh on August 03, 2009, 06:31:25 AM
That's the tshirt!!!
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: 13chemicals on August 04, 2009, 04:03:28 AM
Speaking of the t-shirt, when is my dipshit friend going to make them for us?  Dick.  I'm going through another company.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Thrash on August 04, 2009, 03:46:55 PM
Well, only when held by hot women in scantily clad clothing.  Example:

(http://data71.sevenload.com/slcom/fk/gl/kggimi/wgzkhjpkhfc.jpg)

Yep, I just popped one.

(http://media.ebaumsworld.com/picture/blackhawk777/Quagmire.png)
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: FAH-Q on August 04, 2009, 04:16:32 PM
That's the tshirt!!!

I dunno, man. I'm not that into mesh shirts. And it's kinda short.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on August 04, 2009, 07:14:09 PM
...and those tits are just too big...
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: fyrenza on August 04, 2009, 09:30:51 PM
...because guns are sexy.

Yeah, they are.

What's up with that?  They're just TOOLS.  Although, i DID have that sweet, hardened-steel easy-out that gave me tingly thoughts...   ;D
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: fyrenza on August 04, 2009, 09:37:57 PM
...and those tits are just too big...

And fakey looking...  wEnder if they feel like they look ~ over-blown balloons? ...
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on August 04, 2009, 09:47:00 PM
More than a handful is a waste.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: fyrenza on August 04, 2009, 10:12:42 PM
i've sort of been thinking about running, my own self, but, cripes,

my exit polls in an out-of-the-way forum show me to the MINUS before i even start,

so i guess i'll just have to pursue another career.

What would i be good at?  Suggestions? ;)
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on August 04, 2009, 10:13:55 PM
Bondage porn.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: fyrenza on August 04, 2009, 10:15:07 PM
More than a handful is a waste.

You are NEVER going to believe this ~ oh, wait.  Zoomer!  i was thinking that exact thing when i proofed that post!  Well, actually, i couldn't remember if it was over a MOUTHfull or a HANDful, but yo

oh.  you, too.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: fyrenza on August 04, 2009, 10:16:54 PM
Bondage porn.

Nah, i'd enjoy it too much.  Work MUST seem like Work, you know?  The daily drudge and all.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on August 04, 2009, 10:17:12 PM
Wanna come up to my place and see my ropes?
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: fyrenza on August 05, 2009, 12:37:14 AM
Wanna come up to my place and see my ropes?

And i was so hoping you had leather...
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: 13chemicals on August 05, 2009, 03:10:49 AM
A bunch of my friends have fake boobs and they aren't sexy at all.  They feel like oranges.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: fyrenza on August 05, 2009, 09:12:10 AM
A bunch of my friends have fake boobs and they aren't sexy at all.  They feel like oranges.

THANK you.  A woman asks that question, and the men think we're, like, kidding, or something.

But we don't get to just GRAB other folks, and act like it's a drunken accident, you know?  Not like THEY could!  rofl
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on August 05, 2009, 03:59:23 PM
Wanna come up to my place and see my ropes?

And i was so hoping you had leather...

Oh I have leather. But I'm a sailor and know my way around a nice, soft length of rope...
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: 13chemicals on August 06, 2009, 01:49:26 AM
a short soft length of rope
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on August 06, 2009, 12:06:22 PM
Once you're secured to the ceiling, you're less concerned with what I'm penetrating you with. At least in my experience...
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: fyrenza on August 07, 2009, 12:20:04 PM
Once you're secured to the ceiling, you're less concerned with what I'm penetrating you with. At least in my experience...

Oh, wow!  Do you have one of those swings, like from 800 Fantasy Lane???

(One of my All-Time Fav Porn flicks ~ i STILL own a VHS copy!  For all the good THAT does, but i think we've still got a player around here, somewhere...

brb  ROFLMAOTNTPMP!!! )
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on August 07, 2009, 12:29:49 PM
No, but I have leather wrist and ankle restraints, some nice stainless spreader bars and an adorable sling made of 3/8" stainless link chain.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: fyrenza on August 07, 2009, 12:34:21 PM
No, but I have leather wrist and ankle restraints, some nice stainless spreader bars and an adorable sling made of 3/8" stainless link chain.

WOO HOO!  Party at Zoomie's as soon as i can really quit the Zoloft!!!   :-*
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on August 07, 2009, 01:04:22 PM
Yeah you don't need any barriers.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Daddy on August 08, 2009, 08:12:14 AM
...and those tits are just too big...

And fakey looking...  wEnder if they feel like they look ~ over-blown balloons? ...


If I can touch them, they are real.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: fyrenza on August 14, 2009, 03:10:28 AM
Back in 2008, I campaigned as a write-in candidate for the South Carolina 1st Congressional District against the two "serious" candidates, Republican incumbent Henry Brown and Democrat challenger, Linda Ketner. I even spent money on radio ads promoting my campaign. Granted, I started late, but a couple of months before the election is not a lot of time to get your name out there.  So, for the 2010 race, I am starting now. I may hold fundraisers, but running for Congress was never envisioned of becoming the industry that it is today by our Founding Fathers.

I have a commitment to Liberty, shrinking the power of the federal government, and moving to consumption taxes.

A large part of my last platform was reactionary to the two big government policies of the other two candidates. That has not changed for this run, but I think I'll be more direct this time out. Since South Carolina doesn't publish write-in votes unless they break a 25 vote per precinct threshold, I had to go find out from each County office in person. The results put it near 600 votes. I was only about 140,000 short.

Here's to a new campaign for 2010! Plus, if I get in, I can pay off my house in the first year.


Wow, did this thread ever take an Off-Topic turn.  Sorry about that, 'cuz it isn't totally impossible that you might get elected.

So, last we heard, you were going to hook us up with a link to your show, right?

And if you don't mind some "wild stranger off the street" (from another thread), i'll help, as i can.  i live in Texas, so i might not be able to do much, but w/e
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: mosh on August 15, 2009, 10:08:30 AM
Here's to a new campaign for 2010! Plus, if I get in, I can pay off my house in the first year.

I know this was probably a joke, but I think it's indicative of the mentality of politicians. And that bothers me.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Daddy on August 22, 2009, 08:22:43 AM
Here's to a new campaign for 2010! Plus, if I get in, I can pay off my house in the first year.

I know this was probably a joke, but I think it's indicative of the mentality of politicians. And that bothers me.

Yes, on both counts. It was a joke, and once you get elected to Congress, it seems people forget why they were put there in the first place.

One part of my platform is to cut Congressional pay by three-fifths, that's a historically good compromise. There is no need to pay a Congressman from my district $167,000 a year, when the average citizen makes  around $32,000.  That is BULLSHIT. They aren't that important, and why should they get paid that much to fuck up our lives and make us pay more? I would look to cap salaries between 60,000 and 80,000 on the high end. Not to mention bringing the Congress back to its PART-TIME status. It was never meant to be an industry. I know this won't bode well with the American political machine, but I'm more interested in cutting the fat than using it for lube.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: fyrenza on August 22, 2009, 07:24:59 PM
Yes, on both counts. It was a joke, and once you get elected to Congress, it seems people forget why they were put there in the first place.

One part of my platform is to cut Congressional pay by three-fifths, that's a historically good compromise. There is no need to pay a Congressman from my district $167,000 a year, when the average citizen makes  around $32,000.  That is BULLSHIT. They aren't that important, and why should they get paid that much to fuck up our lives and make us pay more? I would look to cap salaries between 60,000 and 80,000 on the high end. Not to mention bringing the Congress back to its PART-TIME status. It was never meant to be an industry. I know this won't bode well with the American political machine, but I'm more interested in cutting the fat than using it for lube.

And that's what we need, folks like YOU to be in office ~ the folks that aren't just "dazzled" by the power and money.

The ENTIRE reason for the "recesses" that the houses take were meant for them to go home, take care of biz, WHICH WAS THEIR LIVELIHOOD, 'cuz their house positions?  Didn't pay SQUAT.  They were sort of volunteer positions, if i'm remembering correctly.
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Zoomie on August 23, 2009, 12:23:34 AM
I've often thought the congressional motto should be "Just sit there... don't do something"
Title: Re: My second attempt at running for Congress.
Post by: Daddy on August 26, 2009, 10:41:20 PM
I've often thought the congressional motto should be "Just sit there... don't do something"

That's the best thing they can do... Authorize war for defense when need be and run the courts... Other than that really, they would do us a great service by sitting down and shutting the fuck up.