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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Drugmoth on July 31, 2009, 07:03:36 AM

Title: Poop
Post by: Drugmoth on July 31, 2009, 07:03:36 AM: Yeah. Poop.
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: Libertine on July 31, 2009, 10:31:35 AM: I've never done this but I've heard some fucking sick shit from some of my friends.

In other news, I feel an office bathroom trip coming on in about 10 min or so.

Making money while pooping makes it like twice as satisfying.
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: Thrash on July 31, 2009, 05:03:54 PM: Ok, Dylan; what is this long story you're about to tell us about it?
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: Drugmoth on August 01, 2009, 01:30:58 AM: Hahahaha
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: 13chemicals on August 02, 2009, 02:53:27 AM: I'll start the poop stories. When I was 16 I got shit faced hammered for the first time. At the end of the night my friend was driving me home while I was puking outside of the window. I then decided that I had to go number two, so I found a plastic bag and pooped in it and then threw it out of the window.

Boom Poop Story, out!
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: fyrenza on August 02, 2009, 12:46:19 PM: Oh, folks,

you haven't LIVED until you've taken a dump, careening down the freeway at 70+ mph,

in ARKANSAS (the states highways should have been CONDEMNED, years ago! It's pot hole, after pot hole, after pot hole, etc., ad infinitum)

sitting on a little camping Port-A-Pot in the sleeper section of an 18-wheeler.

Such lovely memories...

p.s. i'm a nurse AND a mom ~ of COURSE i've touched shit. Miraculously enough, i didn't faint, melt nor die.
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: Thrash on August 03, 2009, 03:41:42 PM: Wait; nurse?
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: The Geek on August 03, 2009, 06:16:24 PM: You all will never know the horror that is a lactose intolerant digestive system and ricotta cheese.
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: fyrenza on August 03, 2009, 09:11:56 PM: Quote from: The Geek on August 03, 2009, 06:16:24 PM
You all will never know the horror that is a lactose intolerant digestive system and ricotta cheese.

Wanna bet?

Quote from: Thrash on August 03, 2009, 03:41:42 PM
Wait; nurse?

<~ taps toe... Yes. Waiting...
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: 13chemicals on August 04, 2009, 02:31:23 AM: Wait; a mom?
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: mosh on August 04, 2009, 07:34:24 AM: Quote from: Thrash on August 03, 2009, 03:41:42 PM
Wait; nurse?

Dave needs nursing...
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: Thrash on August 04, 2009, 11:16:09 AM: Quote from: 13chemicals on August 04, 2009, 02:31:23 AM
Wait; a mom?

I thought THAT as well ...

Technically, I'm a critical care trauma nurse/critical pare paramedic ...

Now I question my (semi-old) profession ...
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: fyrenza on August 04, 2009, 12:25:13 PM: Quote from: Mosh on August 04, 2009, 07:34:24 AM
Quote from: Thrash on August 03, 2009, 03:41:42 PM
Wait; nurse?

Dave needs nursing...

My son's name is David.
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: ttfg on August 04, 2009, 01:36:52 PM: Way to make it creepie.
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: Thrash on August 04, 2009, 02:27:34 PM: Mom?

*shudders*
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: Drugmoth on August 04, 2009, 04:15:02 PM: Quote from: homeless-joe on August 04, 2009, 01:36:52 PM
Way to make it creepie.

Way to spell "creepy" wrong.
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: fyrenza on August 04, 2009, 04:17:12 PM: His full name is five words and 1 & 1/2 alphabets long. We call him David, for short.
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: ttfg on August 04, 2009, 04:17:36 PM: Quote from: Drugmoth on August 04, 2009, 04:15:02 PM
Quote from: homeless-joe on August 04, 2009, 01:36:52 PM
Way to make it creepie.

Way to spell "creepy" wrong.

Way to get 'life' wrong.
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: fyrenza on August 04, 2009, 04:19:26 PM: Way to get off the subject of who HAS touched shit with their bare hands ~ only me, so far :(

and who hasn't ~ everyone ELSE on these boards.

Thanx!
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: ttfg on August 04, 2009, 04:20:27 PM: Yeah, you typed it; it must be true
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: Thrash on August 04, 2009, 06:12:56 PM: No, I have; I told you my qualifications, it's assumed ...
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: fyrenza on August 04, 2009, 06:26:37 PM: i'm not working as nurse, anymore, nor do i carry a license to.

The only license i carry now is a Class A CDL with all endorsements, save motorcycle: Doubles/Triples; Air Brakes; Haz-Mat; Tankers; School Bus Driver; Chauffeur. i haven't worked in that field for years, either, and will let that license lapse when it comes due next time.

Is that what you meant?

Or more like i'm a liar, and have never been a nurse or something?
Title: Re: Poop
Post by: Thrash on August 09, 2009, 03:29:23 PM: Wait, what?

Anyway, a really hot chick puked on my hand last night ...
Thankfully she full-on kissed me well BEFOREHAND ...