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General Category => Discontempt => Topic started by: Zoomie on July 31, 2009, 05:37:07 PM
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Now stop stretching that poor woman out for a while OK?
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What?
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They had another baby girl Sunday night.
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Ah.
Well, congratulations then. ;D
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Not a clown car.
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Birth is disgusting.
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Oh icky poo!
Thanks Zooms :)
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Gnar Gnars!
Congrats, please let me claim your child on my taxes and I will rub your balls for five minutes each year.
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Bitch what you trying to pull? You know goddam well a tax deduction is worth at least a rusty trombone on your birthday...
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Shit, you should be paying ME to rub my balls. You might get your own tax deduction that way.
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"Entertainment Expense"; I know 'em well ...
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So Sasha rubbing balls for 5 minutes a year is entertainment?
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Congrats.
And he has to stop - for at least 4-6 weeks. That's a while, right?
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congratulations! and what's baby's name? (i know. chick question)
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You should name it Wruggles.
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So Sasha rubbing balls for 5 minutes a year is entertainment?
Both for Eric and all of those of whom he invites to watch in this joyous AS/LG "get together" ...
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Felicitats, man!
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Fuck it! I'll give birth to my own tax deduction.
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The Seed is strong.
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It is liquid heroin, or so I am told.
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That's the word on the street.
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Congrats.
And he has to stop - for at least 4-6 weeks. That's a while, right?
Stop what? Fiddling? Never happen.
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Congrats!
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What the hell are you talking about? I was being sarcastic. Everyone here knows I'd be an unfit mother. Jesus. Figure shit out faster.
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You look "fit" to me...
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That isn't me in the avatar. This is me:
(http://johnpesina.smugmug.com/photos/570641152_xiMzi-S.jpg)
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I'm sayin'.
Sasha = way > fuckable than = mother material.
...or in other words, [/size][/color]
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YEAH SO THE CODES AIN'T WORKING FOR ME TONIGHT LIKE THEY SHOULD SO THE FUCK WHAT LIVE WITH IT MOTHERFUCKERS AND SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND SHIT ETC?
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This is confusing me. I'M FUCKING CONFUSED!
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AND SHIT ETCETERA
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And then the shit got etc and etc ~ until the end I suppose.
Because the world as I see it ain't nuthin but a muffin! LMAOFMAO!
I read all of this is a news report on the tv one day after my cat licked its balls, (which coincidentally turned me on! MEOWZER!!)
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lolz
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That was brilliant.
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That isn't me in the avatar. This is me:
(http://johnpesina.smugmug.com/photos/570641152_xiMzi-S.jpg)
Definitely "fit."
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YEAH SO THE CODES AIN'T WORKING FOR ME TONIGHT LIKE THEY SHOULD SO THE FUCK WHAT LIVE WITH IT MOTHERFUCKERS AND SHIT YOU KNOW WHAT I MEAN AND SHIT ETC?
Fah-Q's posts, tonight = pure posting genius
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:) ;) :D ;D >:( :( :oSAY!!! ??? ::) :P :-[ :-X :-\ :-* :'(
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Indeed.
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balor and emoticons. I never thought Id see the day...
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Oh come off it. He's been on the cusp of emo forever.
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(http://63.134.213.17/_media/imgs/articles2/a96739_ginger.jpg)
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I'll gingervate all over your pecs...
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Amazingly enough, i did suspect that that was the case, and was teasing you.
You are DEFINITELY "fit!"
My boobs are fit.
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The only picture of your boobs I have to go on is the illegal one
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FINE I'lll update my boob pic. A ten years later type of pic.
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It would be greatly appreciated.
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You and Kyle can tag team the picture.
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I call dibs on cutting the mouthhole.....you know, it needs to be the perfect size: huge.
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W3rd ...
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I call dibs on cutting the mouthhole.....you know, it needs to be the perfect size: huge.
now remember, that's where your penis goes, not twinkies, like you're accustomed to.
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hehehahaha
I tried taking a pic of my boobs on my camera phone but the room was too dark.
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A+ for effort ...
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Indeed....but don't stop trying! You can do it if you put your mind to it, Sasha!
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I'm surprised you haven't offered to send her a camera ...
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A+ for effort ...
Huh? She put so much effort into it she didn't even bother to turn a light on and re-do it.
F- for effort.
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Shhhhh!!!
I'm enabling encouraging ...
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WE WANT TITS! WE WANT TITS!
Women respect honesty.
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This thread has taken a turn...
"Congratulations on your new baby...we want tits"
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That's cool, cause the baby wants them too.
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except baby sees them as food sacks
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except baby sees them as food sacks
And you wouldn't deign to touch them with YOUR lips?
Yeah, right.
NEXT!
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Trust me, she was stacked the last time I saw her. If she got the mommy boobies now she could feed all of us.
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They're some bigguns all right.
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fyre - Im a girl. While tits are fun, Im not dying to put one of them in my mouth.
And yes. I refer to these as "Babies Heads"
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Thanks for bumming me out Mello. Oh and PM me your number and you will get tits.
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except baby sees them as food sacks
And adult men dont?
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except baby sees them as food sacks
And adult men dont?
T_T
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Thanks for bumming me out Mello. Oh and PM me your number and you will get tits.
Cause I dont wanna lick them nipplezzzz? Look, if I was in the mood and boobs were there, Im sure Id stuff them right in. But as of now, this morning, Im "whatever" on boobs.
and thanks for the boobage offer, but its ok. you dont really have to send them to me, though I bet they are INDEED fab these days. But Ill send you my number and you can text me all youd like. ive got unlimited texts, a qwerty keyboard and agile thumbs. i also like to send and receive awesome fashion finds
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Just in case anybody was wondering, Mello's tits are looking FABULOUS these days.
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Its all the LV accessorizes I put on them, i know!
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Just in case anybody was wondering, Mello's tits are looking FABULOUS these days.
I won't lie and say I hadn't noticed...
And it's truly a misnomer to call them baby heads since they are roughly the same size and shape as my head. So call them Zoomie heads.
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I think she's knocked up.
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it must be from your couch, since you cant stop giving women your babies, krsna
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Seriously, have you taken a pregnancy test? Those things are hyoooooge!
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Please, aint no buns baking in this baby sack
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You should have lied. You might have gotten a longer car out of it.
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or some sweet ass welfare
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Yeah, that's the good stuff.
Three more kids and I qualify for food stamps!
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Come to Maine if you need government assistance, seriously. Pretty much the only thing you need to qualify for food stamps is a heartbeat.
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well if you get on it next week you can make irish twins
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We call 'em ghetto twins.
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Just in case anybody was wondering, Mello's tits are looking FABULOUS these days.
This I'll get to confirm in a few short weeks!!!
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I got the feeling I'm kinda uninvited to your Appalachian leg of the tour, but if you get a free day while in town, we can hook up and go to the hillbilly casino...
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you're invited to the Japan leg!
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dude, if you can get the cash and a place to stay (Im full, sorry), youre welcome up here to part-ay!
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I got the feeling I'm kinda uninvited to your Appalachian leg of the tour, but if you get a free day while in town, we can hook up and go to the hillbilly casino...
Hey, if you want to make the trip to philly it would be great to see you again.
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Loth you're always welcome in Baltimore, though there won't be a party here this time Mosh visits. But we are getting together in a week and you're welcome there too.
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I'll never forget Lothar doing his Chris Farley impersonation that weekend.
"Leave me alone, I'm starving!"
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hahaha. I enjoyed his prom shirt.
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I don't remember that.
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It was green, and I think it was for a high school prom in 1999. I think he worked a DJ table then, maybe? Or maybe Im totally wrong.
I was drinking heavily back then.
Lothar, do you know what Im talking about? If not, lets blame it on the booze (I blame most of 1997-2003 on booze)
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Yeah, it said "Party Like It's Mardi Gras!" on the front and "Project Sober" on the back. It was from a prom I DJed.
I still got that thing.
That was a good weekend. Proof that a ghetto Six Flags with a drive-through humping zoo and a dingy motel can produce a good time.
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(http://c2.ac-images.myspacecdn.com/images02/73/l_27d3614abbbb4d3b8d6916adae9c977d.jpg)
No, no ,no. What it says is, "Lookout, ladies!"
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Who's the fat guy?
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Hahaha.
Jesus. I think I was trying to take a bad pic on purpose, but still, damn.
I still can't believe I got laid looking like that. Or that krsna was strong enough to suplex me into the pool.
P.S. That's the cane that was applied to Justen's leg while we were still in New Wherethefuckever on our first night.
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did you send me the weight you lost ???
That weekend was good times!
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I don't remember any suplexing.
I do remember Carolyn shouting in dismay as I stripped to my boxers to jump in the pool.
I also remember someone trying to steal them off of me in the deep end.
There's even a vague recollection of our technically not being allowed in the pool for some reason.
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Swimming or gene?
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I don't remember any suplexing.
I do remember Carolyn shouting in dismay as I stripped to my boxers to jump in the pool.
I also remember someone trying to steal them off of me in the deep end.
There's even a vague recollection of our technically not being allowed in the pool for some reason.
Probably 'cuz you were half-naked and drunk, and EVERYone knows how those sorts of folks behave in the pool :
first, they have sex;
then, they pee!
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Hahaha.
Jesus. I think I was trying to take a bad pic on purpose, but still, damn.
I still can't believe I got laid looking like that. Or that krsna was strong enough to suplex me into the pool.
P.S. That's the cane that was applied to Justen's leg while we were still in New Wherethefuckever on our first night.
Did Justen pay to be treated like that, or were you indulging his kink for fun?
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He paid. That kind of sexual treatment doesnt just happen for free.
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I suplexed you into the pool? I don't remember that, but it sounds like me.
How about this one, "Holy shit, that truck almost hit us!"
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hahaha.
And yes, we were not allowed in the pool, but we went anyway
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They humored us for an hour or so then kicked us out.
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Again, swimming or gene?
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Again, swimming or gene?
If they tried to kick krsna out of the gene pool, they failed miserably.
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*rimshot*