$12K US and a place to stay for two weeks, and I can do this.

Just point me to the local dump so I can get building materials.

$12k US I can do, but why 2 weeks? you gonna throw that up in 3 hours, and spend the rest of the time fishing?

He don't need 12k and two weeks to build the house, he needs two weeks to find the two biggest Samoans in Australia and two of the 12k is what he's going to pay them to hold you down while he cornholes you.

The other 10k is just to make it hurt that much more.

sounds like a testimonial from someone who knows

Eh, it's a living.

Get Real ~ this is ZOOMIE, we're talkin' about ~

The 2 weeks and extra $10K are for  BREAKING THE PLACE IN !!!

He don't need 12k and two weeks to build the house, he needs two weeks to find the two biggest Samoans in Australia and two of the 12k is what he's going to pay them to hold you down while he cornholes you.

The other 10k is just to make it hurt that much more.

Shit, that's a bargain at twice the price!