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5 Stages of Most Relationships on: October 07, 2009, 01:26:14 PM
Probably the only funny thing I've ever seen linked from Maxim
http://www.maxim.com/humor/stupid-fun/84487/5-stages-most-relationships.html





« Last Edit: October 07, 2009, 01:27:05 PM by Libertine »
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #1 on: October 07, 2009, 04:03:31 PM
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You now masturbate more often than you have sex

Uh oh...
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #2 on: October 07, 2009, 05:08:32 PM
Sounds like ten years of marriage.
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #3 on: October 07, 2009, 06:36:16 PM
You're half right...
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #4 on: October 08, 2009, 12:27:17 AM
I think when I start a relationship I'm already in stage four.
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #5 on: October 08, 2009, 12:31:26 AM
 I think this must only apply with women too normal for me to even want to date.
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #6 on: October 09, 2009, 02:41:38 AM
"did you eat your previous partner" is not the most common qualifier
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #7 on: October 10, 2009, 04:43:56 PM
I've never so much as even been engaged; I'm still not safe though ....
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #8 on: October 11, 2009, 08:40:33 AM
I've been engaged a few times.  I'm going to melt down the rings and make a big ring with a few diamonds on it.  That way I can marry the person I love most, me.
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #9 on: October 11, 2009, 11:38:27 AM
How about this; you and I get married and never see each other ...
At this point, it's the most logical thing ...
Pre-nup required though ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #10 on: October 11, 2009, 06:42:46 PM
If there is a pre-nup, then what's in it for me?
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #11 on: October 11, 2009, 07:18:04 PM
You have to fly to FL and give up the balloon knot on his birthday every year.
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #12 on: October 11, 2009, 08:08:30 PM
That has a $20,000 a year price tag on it.
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #13 on: October 11, 2009, 08:11:46 PM
Plus the cost of the flight, or is that included?
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #14 on: October 11, 2009, 08:25:27 PM
Better be bleached and airfare inclusive...
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #15 on: October 11, 2009, 09:56:06 PM
I ready pay 20k/yr to someone, thanks ...
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #16 on: October 12, 2009, 08:41:11 AM
I don't have to get married to have anal.  I just think if I was ever to actually get married there should be something I get out of it.  We aren't in love so I think cash is an acceptable thing to request.

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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #17 on: October 13, 2009, 02:14:10 AM
Again, I already shell out 20k/yr to 3 different people ....
What's one more?
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Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')

Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #18 on: October 13, 2009, 03:27:11 AM
Gucci doesn't buy itself!
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #19 on: October 13, 2009, 10:26:55 PM
Quote from: 13chemicals on October 13, 2009, 03:27:11 AM
Gucci doesn't buy itself!

This is the kind of honesty I can respect.
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #20 on: October 14, 2009, 08:10:56 AM
There are two kinds of whores: Those who accept cash and those who accept wedding rings.
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #21 on: October 14, 2009, 08:30:19 AM
I thought she was just a slut, now you're telling me she's a whore
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #22 on: October 14, 2009, 07:56:06 PM
I've kissed a whore once.  Never fucked her though.
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #23 on: October 14, 2009, 08:07:47 PM
I shot a whore in Reno, just to watch her die.
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #24 on: October 14, 2009, 08:27:09 PM
That would be badass if it were true.
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #25 on: October 15, 2009, 12:56:26 AM
FAH-Q is too much of a pussy to take the training wheels off of his bike, so I don't think he could ever shoot a whore.
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #26 on: October 15, 2009, 01:42:08 AM
tr00
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Re: 5 Stages of Most Relationships Reply #27 on: October 15, 2009, 01:46:16 AM
aww FAH-Q, no she di-in't!
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