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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


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Re: *Knock *Knock Reply #30 on: August 17, 2009, 05:08:02 AM
Man, I saw one of them when I was in Hobart... 2 heads and 3 arms... something weird in the water down there.

Or I was drunk. I forget.



Re: *Knock *Knock Reply #31 on: August 17, 2009, 05:38:40 AM
Drinking the local brew is not advised.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: *Knock *Knock Reply #32 on: August 17, 2009, 06:06:19 AM
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: *Knock *Knock Reply #33 on: August 20, 2009, 01:30:40 PM
I like the place. ~shrug.
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Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.



Re: *Knock *Knock Reply #34 on: August 20, 2009, 01:57:20 PM
We used to drive through Transalvania ~ only the maps called it Pennsylvania...  

Like we wouldn't notice the diff!

Pfft!
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