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Mail Order Brides on: September 07, 2009, 03:03:02 PM
My 79 y.o. dad is now looking for a maid/companion ~

anyone have any experience, references, etc.?


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Re: Mail Order Brides Reply #1 on: September 07, 2009, 03:15:26 PM
Are you listed anywhere? Cuz I'd pay a shitpot for you.
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Re: Mail Order Brides Reply #2 on: September 07, 2009, 03:50:08 PM
A FULL Pot of Shit??

SOLD!
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Re: Mail Order Brides Reply #3 on: September 08, 2009, 12:10:18 AM
I'll see your full pot of shit and raise you $1. She'll need to cook & clean for me. But I'm not feeding her or paying her any attention. She'll have to sleep on the floor too, out of my way.
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Re: Mail Order Brides Reply #4 on: September 08, 2009, 12:49:35 AM
I'll pay $10 every week to cook and clean for me, but yes, you will then have to retire to your carriage house for the evening.
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Re: Mail Order Brides Reply #5 on: September 08, 2009, 12:58:37 AM
Her friends back at the clap-board shack will be so envious...
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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

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