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The Empire Strikes back in D-Minor laying on my couch after drinking 7 beers in the sun at a baseball game earlier today

Hoth? What the fuck, I thought this was return of the Jedi, who the fuck mixed up my disks >> Luke got got by the monster! >> The first transport is away, go rebels. >> Cloud City? What the hell, I thought there were asteroids, maybe that bit comes later after Luke meets Yoda >> Darth Vader is Luke's father, Ben why didn't you tell him >> End credits,
... shit that was quick but not as quick as sex with my wife's gonna be in this state.


Zero Punctuation(Read 3894 times)
Zero Punctuation on: April 19, 2009, 11:22:23 PM
Does anyone else watch these?  They're hilarious, and this guy is the only video game reviewer that I've ever actually followed for any length of time.  I have to shame or remorse in saying that...

I AM GAY FOR THIS MAN.


http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation

Personally, I'd recommend that you start with this one, it's the one that hooked me:

http://www.escapistmagazine.com/videos/view/zero-punctuation/3-Console-Rundown


Also, he and two complete douches are presently in negotiations for their own gaming review show, that's not quite up to snuff compares to his Escapist reviews, but it's still better than any other gaming review show that I've ever scene.  Just to see a guy dressed as Master Chief walking around the city trying to interact with people.

http://www.gamedamage.net/ - the Pilot episode is on the front page.
No one mourns the wicked.



Re: Zero Punctuation Reply #1 on: April 19, 2009, 11:26:40 PM
You might want to try the ABC's GoodGame ty show. I watch it. I think its cast, i dont know. You will find it off the www.abc.net.au page im sure.
im come back and edit this later with links for the gamer geeks, but right now im scaming a chick, yes, some us have a different idea of what an online game is.
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Re: Zero Punctuation Reply #2 on: April 19, 2009, 11:40:08 PM
I follow him, and many others.  Yahtzee is an awesome reviewer though.
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Re: Zero Punctuation Reply #3 on: April 19, 2009, 11:56:53 PM
i thought this was going to be about my threads but i guess it isnt oh well i guess ill go back to skyping lucas about pictures of his mum
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Zero Punctuation Reply #4 on: April 20, 2009, 03:58:49 PM
i thought this was going to be about my threads but i guess it isnt oh well i guess ill go back to skyping lucas about pictures of his mum

-David
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.



Re: Zero Punctuation Reply #5 on: April 20, 2009, 04:56:17 PM
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I AM GAY FOR THIS MAN.


Reason enough not to bother with this thread any longer.
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Re: Zero Punctuation Reply #6 on: April 22, 2009, 02:25:56 PM
You might want to try the ABC's GoodGame ty show. I watch it. I think its cast, i dont know. You will find it off the www.abc.net.au page im sure.
im come back and edit this later with links for the gamer geeks, but right now im scaming a chick, yes, some us have a different idea of what an online game is.

What if I don't WANNA type .com and then .a-fucking-u?
What then, tough guy?
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

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Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

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Re: Zero Punctuation Reply #7 on: April 22, 2009, 02:32:14 PM
Click the link ?
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Re: Zero Punctuation Reply #8 on: April 22, 2009, 06:22:11 PM
You know, I knew there's a reason we kept you around ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Zero Punctuation Reply #9 on: April 25, 2009, 11:43:53 AM
You might want to try the ABC's GoodGame ty show. I watch it. I think its cast, i dont know. You will find it off the www.abc.net.au page im sure.
im come back and edit this later with links for the gamer geeks, but right now im scaming a chick, yes, some us have a different idea of what an online game is.

What if I don't WANNA type .com and then .a-fucking-u?
What then, tough guy?
THEN YOU BETTER TYPE .net AND THEN .a-fucking-u.
« Last Edit: April 25, 2009, 11:44:11 AM by eitje »
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Zero Punctuation Reply #10 on: April 25, 2009, 01:04:13 PM
I think Dave has lost what little comprehension skills he had.