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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!

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Who wants to go do some crimes?(Read 1979 times)

Who wants to go do some crimes? on: September 20, 2009, 06:25:58 AM

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It's truly a shame I am no longer there to yell at girls to make out with you.

Re: Who wants to go do some crimes? Reply #1 on: September 20, 2009, 06:36:53 AM

Bwahahaha...

And $20k a year in payments doesnt seem that large. I'm guessing Wellford isnt a really large town?

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Re: Who wants to go do some crimes? Reply #2 on: September 20, 2009, 11:50:31 AM

"Duke, let's go do some crimes."

"Yeah. Let's go get sushi and not pay!"

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ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.

Re: Who wants to go do some crimes? Reply #3 on: September 20, 2009, 01:40:30 PM

Welcome to South Carolina. We can still drop a perp from 25 yards.

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Re: Who wants to go do some crimes? Reply #4 on: September 21, 2009, 11:03:52 AM

I'M DOWN. what do i have to lose?

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you treat me like a monologue ho

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