Jimmy Kimmel owns Melissa joan Hart

Man I used to have the hots fot her bck in the day. That was the greatest thing Kimmel could have said, though. Amazing.

Hahaha oh man! It's funny because it's true.

Is Jimmy regularly a dick to celebrities like that?  I would watch his show if he was.

No.

For the most part, Jimmy Kimmel sucks complete asshole.  That was probably the ONLY funny thing he has ever said in his life.

Honestly I don't think he'd have said it if he'd thought about it for a few seconds. His body-language gives away the fact that he realized how devastating it was after he said it and that he regretted it... The pussy.

Jimmy just isn't funny without either Sarah Silverman or Adam Carolla backing him up. He can get through a Stern episode on his own using Eric The Midget jokes but that's where it ends. Late Night talk has sucked ass since Carson retired.

Johnny Carson. But if you immediately thought of Carson Daley, please feel free to go insert your penis in a man's rectum, you are flaming.

Johnny Carson. But if you immediately thought of Carson Daley, please feel free to go insert your penis in a man's rectum, you are flaming.

Of course I didn't immediately think of Carson Daley. He still has a show. Somehow.

Johnny Carson. But if you immediately thought of Carson Daley, please feel free to go insert your penis in a man's rectum, you are flaming.

Of course I didn't immediately think of Carson Daley. He still has a show. Somehow.

His show is probably so cheap to produce that the network doesn't realize it's even on the air anymore.

Isn't it Carson Daly?

Although speaking of such things, I've found The Daily Show to be pretty funny I don't follow it closely though, and I suppose it's something of a different beast than Jimmy Kimmel and Johnny Carson.

Isn't it Carson Daly?

Does it matter, really?

The Daily Show is consistently funny. The Colbert Report is often funny, but not something I'd watch every day.

As for late night talkshows, I like Conan and am happy he's no longer up against Craig Ferguson, who's hilarious. Leno was better than Letterman but they both kinda suck. Jimmy Kimmel blows, and Jimmy Fallon has a somewhat watchable show despite being a giant douche.

Jimmy just isn't funny without either Sarah Silverman or Adam Carolla backing him up. He can get through a Stern episode on his own using Eric The Midget jokes but that's where it ends. Late Night talk has sucked ass since Carson retired.

Johnny Carson. But if you immediately thought of Carson Daley, please feel free to go insert your penis in a man's rectum, you are flaming.

Ugh, I totally thought of Carson Daly first....but you gotta cut me some slack; I've never watched an episode of the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.  My earliest memory was watching Jay Leno on new years when I was about 8 years old.

Isn't it Carson Daly?

Does it matter, really?

Man you hung up the Spelling Nazi badge just the other day, and now you're all the way over in the other camp?
To answer the question in short, though: No. Carson Daly doesn't actually matter.

Wow.....I just realized that I used to watch him on TRL.  That was around the time when I completely stopped watching MTV.

Ugh, I totally thought of Carson Daly first....but you gotta cut me some slack

No.

I've never watched an episode of the Tonight Show with Johnny Carson.

Me either. I didn't know anything about any of these people till BBC Prime (sat. channel my grandparents got in Spain) started showing The Tonight Show and Late Night With Conan. It was my first real reconnection with American culture, and I loved it. The only TV channel I'd had that wasn't in Catalan or Spanish was Cartoon Network during the day, which became TCM at night, and I was hungry for entertainment that seemed a little more familiar than everything I was immersed in. It's a bit of a strange, somewhat lonely existance to be thrust so completely into another culture, two different languages, etc. Especially since we lived in small towns where everyone had grown up together since birth, so there were all kinds of inside jokes and history I wouldn't have understood even if been a Catalan boy from another area, let alone an English/American kid who had no idea what anyone was saying (at least at first). And I'm rambling so I'll stop.

Man you hung up the Spelling Nazi badge just the other day, and now you're all the way over in the other camp?
To answer the question in short, though: No. Carson Daly doesn't actually matter.

Oh I'm still the same old pedant, it's just that he matters so little that I'm kind of happy to spell his name wrong. It did occur to me to check the spelling after Zoomie's post, cuz I wasn't at all sure, but the idea of opening another browser, putting his name in, and then spelling it correctly seemed like FAR too much effort for Carson fucking Daly. See, now that I know the correct spelling, I can't willingly spell it incorrectly. But yesterday I was blissfully ignorant.

The Superficial writer pretty much sums up my feelings: http://thesuperficial.com/2007/09/audrina_partridge_has_just_ste.php

Haha, Audrina Pancake. Nice. Yeah I only looked it up because I knew there was a spelling "Daly," and I remember someone telling me there was a cleverly titled show that was something like the "Daly Show" that punned off this name. For a moment I had a wild thought that maybe Jon Stewart had taken over from Carson Daly. Thankfully I was wrong.

Speaking of old talkshow hosts, by the way I really liked some of the old Dick Cavett episodes. He was a class act.

John Daly > Carson Daly.

Tim Daly > John Daly > Carson Daly

9mm > carson daly

4.7mm caseless > 9mm > carson daly

nerf > carson daly

nerf > carson daly

nerf basketball fired from an 12-inch deck gun > carson daly

Spud gun > Carson Daly

Carson Daly > Rosie O'donnell

Recap:
4.7mm caseless > 9mm > nerf basketball fired from an 12-inch deck gun > Tim Daly > Spud gun > John Daly > nerf > Carson Daly > Rosie O'donnell

That about sums it up.