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It's Baltimore, gentlemen...(Read 1296 times)
It's Baltimore, gentlemen... on: November 17, 2009, 09:03:18 PM
...the gods will not save you.

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Re: It's Baltimore, gentlemen... Reply #1 on: November 18, 2009, 02:25:16 AM
"The church man is always up in everybody's shit".
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.