If the glove is thick enough I guess you wouldnt feel your hand. Though... It'd look like you were getting a handjob from Micky Mouse.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
Oh come on, it's me. It would be more like:
"Hot-Doggin" Man??? (song) Just WHO is being "Hot Dogged?"
HOW is Squiddly "standing?"