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Christianity: The belief that a cosmic Jewish zombie, who was his own daddy, can make you live forever if you symbolically eat his flesh and telepathically tell him that you accept him as your master, so he can remove an evil force from your soul that is present in humanity because a rib-woman was convinced by a talking snake to eat the fruit of a magical tree.
It makes perfect sense!


Bears are actually cool.(Read 3288 times)
Bears are actually cool. on: August 09, 2014, 06:13:38 AM



Re: Bears are actually cool. Reply #1 on: August 09, 2014, 06:19:44 AM
Arg, the link timed out.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Bears are actually cool. Reply #2 on: August 09, 2014, 06:46:14 AM
I couldn't get a link to the video I wanted because it is restricted to the UK.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Bears are actually cool. Reply #3 on: August 12, 2014, 11:37:39 PM
Damn, and I was hoping this was a thread about hairy gay men ...
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
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Re: Bears are actually cool. Reply #4 on: August 13, 2014, 12:52:25 AM
Yeah I guess that would be your wish huh?

When I go to get my hair trimmed in a few days I'm going to ask the woman if she is willing to shave my balls and penis. Just clean it up you know. I'll tell her its okay for her to invite the other women in the shop to assist.

What will be her response? a nutty question eh what!

It will be fun in any case and I'll wait until she is almost finished so she doesn't chop me up.
Reality; A shared narrative we all agree to believe.



Re: Bears are actually cool. Reply #5 on: August 13, 2014, 02:25:50 AM
What will be her response? a nutty question eh what!

*RIMSHOT*
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')



Re: Bears are actually cool. Reply #6 on: August 15, 2014, 12:36:47 PM
What will be her response? a nutty question eh what!

*RIMSHOT*

. . . goddamn you two are too much.
"White people is stupid, yo." ~ random black guy from Memphis.



Re: Bears are actually cool. Reply #7 on: August 15, 2014, 07:15:51 PM
* Thrash bows *
BOOYA, MOTHERFUCKER!!!

Quote from: bagman, 04-29-2002 04:35 PM
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!

|)__/)
(='.'=) This is the signature bunny. He's hard-fucking-core!
('')_('')