One time, at art school, I dressed up like an androgyne and stuck a symbol of oppression up my gender-neutral cavity to symbolize how empty I feel inside.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!
There are several cures for such cooties, depending on who you ask. Rubbing the infected area with Ajax cleaning powder is said to be efficacious. Or you can trace on your arm these figures — circle, circle, circle, dot, dot, dot. This is known as a cootie shot.The fortunate child has as invisible ant-cootie shield equipped with an invisible can of anti-cootie spray that can be activated by making spraying noises with the mouth.Extremists say playground cooties, especially girl cooties, can only be killed off by extreme heat, but I do not recommend that.
Cooties