My exboyfriend would come over drunk and we'd have sex for hours. I would have to put a "be back later" sign on my vagina after while.
Look dude, there's only one thing I like that starts with Hot Black Co- and it doesn't end in 'ffee'.
I put on weight like a mofo whenever I go down under.
It ends 3.30pm on a friday at where I was working, but only if you'd done all your hours for the week.
Haha I'm gonna get some punani soon ya fucks!