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(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.


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Re: Right of way Reply #30 on: June 03, 2009, 03:38:56 PM
I fucking hate cops.
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Re: Right of way Reply #31 on: June 03, 2009, 03:40:20 PM
Cops are great when they help you out, though.

Somehow, that's yet to happen to me. Guess I'm just unlucky!
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Re: Right of way Reply #32 on: June 03, 2009, 03:56:47 PM
Yeah, me too.

So werid.
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Re: Right of way Reply #33 on: June 03, 2009, 09:29:44 PM
was this the big camping out weekend?

Yes. The toothless guy with no shirt and a 40 of Bud.
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Re: Right of way Reply #34 on: June 03, 2009, 09:31:09 PM
I tried a 40 of Bud once. I was in NYC and wanted to try a 40, and Bud was the only one I recognised.

Suffice to say, I've never finished a 40 of Bud.
ever tried. ever failed. no matter. try again. fail again. fail better.