This has caught my attention...

Electrocute your genitals: http://www.electrastim.com/acatalog/index2.html

It's now caught mine! Expensive though...

That's crazy-expensive. Also, not fun to use for me or my girl.

I am sort of talking out of my hat, though. Cos we recently bought one of these: http://store.babeland.com/double-dildos/nexus

OK After 10+ years I'm finally learning more about some of you than I want to know.

Thanks. Thanks a lot.

I never said I bought one.

I'm just intrigued.

That's crazy-expensive. Also, not fun to use for me or my girl.

I am sort of talking out of my hat, though. Cos we recently bought one of these: http://store.babeland.com/double-dildos/nexus

Hot.

I'd click on that link but I'm at work, so I'm scared!

Click the elctrastim link... its safe enough

So I went to a local shop that sells these devices... completely not what I was expecting.

You know those electric pulse machines that are advertised to build muscles by contracting the muscles? Well, this was nothing like that. More like putting a 9 volt battery on the tip of your tongue, but much more gentle. Was kind of very weird.

And no, it wasnt demonstrated to me on my genitals or arsehole.

Riiiiiiiiiiiight

We have a "Violent Wand" here in the office ...
I've been shot in the ear with it, and I've seen it in action ...

It's interesting ...
WHOA!
One of my FWB toys would LOVE this ...

Oh, my!

I'll get back to you guys later ...

I know one person that might own a violet wand, but I've never seen it in action in person.

Mosh, you kinky little bitch!

Um, when Thrash talks about his Violent Wand, he IS talking about Mosh's cock.

I know one person that might own a violet wand, but I've never seen it in action in person.

Mosh, you kinky little bitch!

I think you have me mixed up with someone else....

So I went to a local shop that sells these devices... completely not what I was expecting.

You know those electric pulse machines that are advertised to build muscles by contracting the muscles? Well, this was nothing like that. More like putting a 9 volt battery on the tip of your tongue, but much more gentle. Was kind of very weird.

And no, it wasnt demonstrated to me on my genitals or arsehole.

Ha ha! LOL!!!

"Excuse me, Mr. Sex Store Counterman... Lately this whole rubbing my penis on another person thing has gotten to be really old hat, you know? It's like, a sopping wet vagina that's just been pussy pumped into some kind of a lymph filled monstrosity just doesn't do it for me like it used to. I've been wondering, do you have one of those things that shocks the shit out of your genitals, cause I'd love to give it a whirl."

Later...

"Uh, this one sucks. Do you have one that goes up to 11, cause seriously, my dick is barely even charred."

Dont knock it til you try it

Again, I've seen it in action; it's pretty cool ...