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Bud weather(Read 7810 times)
Bud weather on: March 07, 2009, 03:46:44 PM
What is it about the early spring that makes me want to smoke all day long?
My favorite smoking weather is when it's just gotten nice outside and there is still snow all around but it is quickly melting.
Is this my own weirdness or is this common? What's your favorite season for smoking? Time of day?



Re: Bud weather Reply #1 on: March 07, 2009, 04:18:16 PM
To semi-quote Sheryl Crow, I like a good weed-buzz early in the morning.

I used to love to stop and have smoke breaks while skiing down a mountain. Just nip off into the forested areas and sit around with friends blazing up. Something about the way the smoke hangs around when it's really still and snowy... so fucking peaceful. Then of course you get to get up and go ski stoned, which is even more fun.

Driving late at night with all the windows open, puffing on a spliff is also nice. Especially if the air has a little nip to it, and by that I mean if it's not a hot, still summer night here.

Always nice to smoke on a boat, or on one of the little islands around here that we go chill on sometimes.

Shit, when do I NOT like to smoke?!
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Re: Bud weather Reply #2 on: March 07, 2009, 06:08:22 PM
Late at night, when I know I'm about to get laid.



Re: Bud weather Reply #3 on: March 07, 2009, 06:09:10 PM
Oooh yeah, that's a good one too!
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Re: Bud weather Reply #4 on: March 07, 2009, 06:39:55 PM
When I'm getting ready to apply for a job with the US Government, that's my favorite time to crank up a J.
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Re: Bud weather Reply #5 on: March 07, 2009, 06:46:23 PM
"Chad, please piss in this cup."



Re: Bud weather Reply #6 on: March 08, 2009, 03:50:15 AM
"Chad, please piss in this cup."

"What is this an accuracy test?  Please I'm a deadeye marksman, give me that thing!"
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Re: Bud weather Reply #7 on: March 16, 2009, 10:47:22 AM
it's always bud weather
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Re: Bud weather Reply #8 on: March 17, 2009, 09:59:34 AM
word.
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Re: Bud weather Reply #9 on: March 17, 2009, 08:59:09 PM
Bud sucks ass. Why the fuck does the US government ( and why the fuck are they even allowed ) to dictate what levels of anything beer should have. Around the world beer is several times more potent than any American brew and that's the natural way beer wants to be. It takes special steps to assure that it doesn't exceed US federal set levels and what the fuck for?

SO YOU HAVE TO BUY WAY THE FUCK MORE OF IT FOR THE SAME EFFECT!!!

That's why. It's to benefit the bottom line of corporations such as Budweiser.

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Re: Bud weather Reply #10 on: March 17, 2009, 09:07:19 PM
That's an awful lot of work to carry a simple joke.

I mean, you could have just written, "I hate Bud! Especially that Bud Ice crap!".

You were joking, right?
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Re: Bud weather Reply #11 on: March 17, 2009, 09:24:48 PM
>>You were joking, right?<<

No I wasn't joking, I was commenting on the federal regulations that restrict not only domestic brews but also all imports to federal dictated levels as a prerequisite for import. And, making a valid observation on the reasoning for controlling alcohol levels to one third what the rest of the world enjoys. I mean you can't even buy any import and get what you remember from your time abroad because to export to America all foreign brew has to first be crippled to US federal guidelines and doesn't even remotely resemble what you had in country.  If you don't have someone who can send you the real thing and can't fly off to another continent for lunch then we're fucked.

What the fuck is the point? You can buy spirits from any country of any level up too pure grain alcohol so why the fuck does the beer of other countries have to be fucked in the ass before it can be sold here?


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Re: Bud weather Reply #12 on: March 18, 2009, 10:20:55 AM
Man, you are such a fucking kook.

Why is it that you harbor such mistrust for the "establishment" yet accept anything some yokel told you as the gospel truth as long as it makes the government look like a bunch of asses?

There currently are no federal regulations that dictate beer alcohol level, and since the end of prohibition there never have been. There are, however a couple of state laws that do. Utah, for example sets the limit at 3.2% and for a while Ohio had their limit set at 6% but they've repealed that law. Most states have no such restrictions.

It is federally illegal to advertise or promote your beer based on the alcohol content, and because of that law from 1935 to 1995 breweries were prohibited from putting the alcohol content on their beers. In 1995 the Supreme Court ruled that the Constitution protected as free speech the right to publish alcohol content as truthful information, and that's why you now see the alcohol content on the labels of breweries that choose to do so.

Sometimes alcohol content appears higher in imports than American beers because they use different measurements. The US measures alcohol by weight (because that's what the BATF decided on), and the rest of the world measures alcohol by volume. Since alcohol weighs less than water, the alcohol by weight measurement looks less than the alcohol by volume measurement.

Example: 4.1% ABW = 5.2% ABV.

So, if you were to hold a bottle of Molson imported into America next to a bottle of Molson purchased in Canada and compare the alcohol content it would indeed appear that the Canadian bought bottle had a higher alcohol content, but they're exactly the same.

About 90% of the entire world's beers alcohol content is near or below 5% ABV you stupid fuck. Do you know why? Because higher alcohol contents taste unpleasant to most people. Take La Fin Du Monde for example with it's 9% alcohol content... Brewed in Canada, bought in Pennsylvania, it's 9% ABV will fuck you up good but you can taste the alcohol a LOT and it's not as palatable as a brew with 5% ABV.

Which leads us to the next point. A major reason the American mega-brews are producing watery tasting swill is because of prohibition. Prior to prohibition American breweries produced full bodied and flavorful European style beers. Once alcohol was outlawed the bootleggers watered their beer down to stretch it further and in turn the American public became accustomed to lighter watery beer. As a result that's what the breweries produced after the repeal of prohibition. They gave the public what they wanted and in fact it's actually more difficult to produce Budweiser than it is to produce a quality craft beer. 

Furthermore, the reason a beer tastes better in it's country of origin is because it's fresher, not because it was changed to meet your imaginary federal laws. 

In conclusion, I'd like to add that you are a delusional piece of shit who should be locked away and heavily medicated. In the near future I'll be disguising myself as one of your close acquaintences so that I may monitor you more closely, and tell the Feds what the best time of day is for them to install their thought control devices in your house. Also, this thread is about marijuana you stupid old man who's a blonde cunt hair away from living in the park and yammering senselessly at passers-by. 

 
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Re: Bud weather Reply #13 on: March 18, 2009, 10:44:59 AM
Also this is a visual representation of how the vast majority of your posts appear to the rest of us:

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Re: Bud weather Reply #14 on: March 18, 2009, 11:43:16 PM
Hahaha I didn't even notice this thread was about weed. I read it a while back and knew what it was about then but for some reason when I stopped in this time I completely ignored the posts and made a statement that I had been thinking about earlier in the day. Of course being completely fucked up at the time had nothing to do with it.

I was thinking it was about Budweiser when I read the title this time because it has been so warm and that usually means beer and around here Bud is really big. But I know you guys don't drink Bud (neither do I ) so that makes it even worse. But I was also thinking about the German beer I used to drink and my disappointment at how much poorer quality the same brand was when imported here and that is what triggered the rant. I also know there are several types of brews available here that do have much higher content but I don't generally considered them beer.

Thanks for straightening that out for me.

I've been having a hard time paying attention to anything lately.
Geeze sorry, last time I post while under the influence.

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Re: Bud weather Reply #15 on: March 19, 2009, 12:04:29 AM
I've been having a hard time paying attention to anything lately.
Geeze sorry, last time I post while under the influence.

Okay, who are you really, and what have you done with Tru?
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Re: Bud weather Reply #16 on: March 19, 2009, 04:41:35 AM
Hahaha, that's why I like Tru... you never know what youre going to get.

Carlsburg Elephant beer is about the only super strength beer I can drink... Tennents Super is stronger, and undrinkable.

Pity, because Tennents is usually a good mass produced beer.

Anyways, we need a NORML rant from someone here.



Re: Bud weather Reply #17 on: March 19, 2009, 10:44:04 AM
I like the new Tru better than the old Tru.
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Re: Bud weather Reply #18 on: March 19, 2009, 11:57:06 AM
Tru has a pinched nerve in his back and has been drinking way too much this past month.
He's not depressed but has been engaging in self destructive behavior as a result and doing stupid shit without thinking things through.
Someone told him imports suck because of US regulations way back in 77 and it's been stuck up his ass ever since.

That rant may have helped him dislodge that corny kernel but ... I'm afraid he may still need to be put down.
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Re: Bud weather Reply #19 on: March 19, 2009, 12:24:23 PM
Alright, speaking about yourself in the third person re-qualifies you as crazy.
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Re: Bud weather Reply #20 on: March 19, 2009, 04:36:19 PM
>>Alright, speaking about yourself in the third person re-qualifies you as crazy.<<
                                        &
>>Okay, who are you really, and what have you done with Tru?<<

555, I was just playing along.


I'm starting to become a little concerned about my rapid weight loss and frequent bouts of confusion though.
I think I shall soon have to investigate this matter with the proper medical authorities.


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Re: Bud weather Reply #21 on: March 21, 2009, 03:26:15 AM
Wait, it was illegal to print the alcohol content of an alcoholic beverage on the label?

Does anyone else besides me find that bizarre?
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Re: Bud weather Reply #22 on: March 21, 2009, 11:22:45 AM
I find that totally bizarre. That was how I made my purchasing decisions in Canada where I learned to drink.
As far as I can tell most companies still don't opt to exercise their freedom of speech in this way.
I still waste time looking for the percent content before making my purchase before I realize - oh we're back home... boo..
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Re: Bud weather Reply #23 on: March 25, 2009, 09:01:30 AM
So what was the verdict? Got the AIDS Tru?
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Re: Bud weather Reply #24 on: March 25, 2009, 11:15:46 AM
In kiwiland you have the number of "standard drinks" printed on the label. That way you know if you have two cans at "1 standard drink" then you're done. How did you do this in the USA? Best of luck mate?
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Re: Bud weather Reply #25 on: March 25, 2009, 11:19:15 AM
We go by the funnel.
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