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So, Larry King is getting his 8th divorce, Elizabeth Taylor is possibly getting married for a 9th time, Jesse James and Tiger Woods are screwing EVERYTHING, yet the idea of SAME-SEX MARRIAGE is what is going to destroy the institution of marriage?!?! REALLY?!?!


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Re: Fun Fun Fun Reply #30 on: November 12, 2009, 04:22:07 PM
My girlfriend had 3 cats and I've had up to one with 4 kittens.  Kittens climb.  Friendly big kitties love to sleep on your face and chest because you're the warmest there.  They could care less that you need to breathe.
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.



Re: Fun Fun Fun Reply #31 on: November 13, 2009, 12:21:20 AM
Friendly big kitties love to sleep on your face...

if they're falling asleep, you're not doing it right.
Like yours.  Only different.



Re: Fun Fun Fun Reply #32 on: November 13, 2009, 04:46:16 AM
...or you need to adjust the dose.
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Re: Fun Fun Fun Reply #33 on: November 13, 2009, 04:57:24 AM
Friendly big kitties love to sleep on your face...

if they're falling asleep, you've done okay
Loaded-Gun.com - I don't know what the hell they are talking about or why they are even there. They don't make serious points and they don't joke, but they still manage to make a lot of posts somehow.



Re: Fun Fun Fun Reply #34 on: November 13, 2009, 05:00:35 PM
Friendly big kitties love to sleep on your face...

if they're falling asleep, you've done okay

The furry kind...  er...  the kind that meows....  ummmm...   NOT HUMAN.  I make those sleep just fine.

er.....  fuck.
(from bash.org) <Twig> I just had an argument with a girl I know. She was saying how it's unfair that if a guy fucks a different girl every week, he's a legend, but if a girl fucks just two guys in a year, she's a slut. So in response I told her that if a key opens lots of locks, then it's a master key. But if a lock is opened by lots of keys, then it's a shitty lock. That shut her up.